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Starla: Ohallo
Drifty: :)
Starla: O_O
Starla: Palringo was like "did you mean 'phallus'?"
Drifty: lolwhut
Starla: Yes, apparently my iPhone has a dick mind
Starla: WHUT
Starla: Yes, apparently
Starla: *sick
Drifty: lololol
* Starla is actually lolling
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Ticket Salesperson: Great, have a nice time.
* we walk away *
Brother: She was tall!
Mother: You think maybe she was on something?
Hatkirby: What, like drugs?
Everyone else: lolwhut
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(08:06:18 AM) Bluemonkey: teehee
(08:06:26 AM) Bluemonkey: also music is great
(08:06:31 AM) Starla: yay music
(08:11:18 AM) Starla: music is like a chimpanzee attacking an old lady with jelly snakes
(08:12:06 AM) Bluemonkey: no
(08:12:07 AM) Bluemonkey: not at all
(08:12:12 AM) Bluemonkey: at least not my music :P
(08:12:17 AM) Starla: Some music is
(08:12:43 AM) Starla: Its like *monkey noises* *old lady screams* *wiggling*
(08:14:27 AM) Starla: Note: Starla made that up for this joke: No parallel was being drawn against any music as far as she knows and if there is any music that fits that description, she wants to murder it. See in stores for details. Terms and conditions apply.
(08:14:51 AM) Bluemonkey: WHAT STORES????
(08:14:53 AM) Bluemonkey: I MUST HAZ
(08:15:53 AM) Starla: YES
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(08:15:37 AM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: Starla is Team Taylor
(08:15:37 AM) Fourie: DriftyBeyond: Your mom is Team Taylor!
(08:15:41 AM) Timbo94: LOL
(08:15:42 AM) DriftyBeyond: Oh dear
(08:15:44 AM) Hatkirby: LOL!
(08:15:45 AM) DriftyBeyond: I never knew that
(08:15:59 AM) DriftyBeyond: I think I will need to talk to her
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(08:05:06 AM) Drifty: Updated :)
(08:05:12 AM) Starla: YAY
(08:05:14 AM) ***Starla looks
(08:06:09 AM) Starla: Spanner?
(08:06:14 AM) Starla: What's that?
(08:06:22 AM) Drifty: ?
(08:06:29 AM) Starla: "Timbo, do you have the spanner?"
(08:06:32 AM) Drifty: Uh, you dun know what a spanner is?
(08:06:35 AM) Starla: Nooo
(08:06:40 AM) Starla: Is that bad?
(08:06:47 AM) Drifty: Um... wait a sec
(08:07:53 AM) Drifty: Have you never heard of the term "Thrown a spanner into the works"?
(08:07:55 AM) Drifty: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adjustable_spanner
(08:08:14 AM) Starla: OHHHH YOu mean wrench
(08:08:16 AM) Starla: Lol
(08:08:26 AM) Drifty: ... whut
(08:08:40 AM) Starla: That's a wrench
(08:08:56 AM) Drifty: No, it's a spanner
(08:09:01 AM) Starla: Wrench
(08:09:08 AM) Drifty: Spanner
(08:09:10 AM) Starla: Wrench
(08:09:13 AM) Drifty: Spanner
(08:09:18 AM) Starla: Wrench
(08:09:22 AM) Drifty: Spanner
(08:09:25 AM) Starla: Wrench
(08:09:29 AM) Drifty: Spanner
(08:09:30 AM) Starla: Wrench
(08:09:35 AM) Drifty: Spanner\
(08:09:37 AM) Starla: Lol
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(07:44:20 AM) Tamasys: { but can have adverse effects after prolonged exposure }
(07:44:24 AM) DriftyBeyond: {And then turns you into goo}
(07:44:29 AM) Tamasys: { yeah D: }
(07:44:42 AM) Tamasys: { sentient, uberpowerful goo... }
(07:44:46 AM) Fourie: "Sentient Uberpowerful Goo" would be a good name for a band.
(07:44:52 AM) Tamasys: botsnack
(07:44:52 AM) Fourie: :D <-- PUT PIE HERE
(07:44:52 AM) Tamasys: :P
(07:44:58 AM) Hatkirby: LOLOLL
(07:45:10 AM) DriftyBeyond: Sentient Uberpowerful Goo! :P
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(07:39:09 AM) Tamasys: Fourie: What gender am I
(07:39:09 AM) Fourie: You are DriftyBeyond.
(07:39:09 AM) Tamasys: O_o
(07:39:09 AM) DriftyBeyond: um what
(07:39:09 AM) DriftyBeyond: what is this i don't even
(07:39:16 AM) Hatkirby: lololol
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(08:01:28 AM) Hatkirby: back
(08:01:28 AM) Fourie: No one really cares, LOL!
(08:02:01 AM) ***Hatkirby cries
(08:02:01 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney
(08:02:07 AM) Hatkirby: whut
(08:03:21 AM) Hatkirby: I think that's from a quote
(08:05:14 AM) DriftyBeyond: pfft
(08:05:14 AM) Fourie: GORGLESNERT
(08:05:25 AM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: cries
(08:05:25 AM) Fourie: Dun worry, it's okay. Here, have an iPod touch.
(08:05:32 AM) Hatkirby: :O
(08:05:36 AM) DriftyBeyond: Yay!
(08:05:36 AM) Fourie: Congratulations, on the assassination, of the administration, and the degradation, of the inaugeration!
(08:05:37 AM) Hatkirby: I WANT THE IPOD TOUCH
(08:05:43 AM) Hatkirby: Drifty has two, though!
(08:05:45 AM) DriftyBeyond: Yay for crocodile tears!
(08:05:47 AM) ***Hatkirby steals from Drifty
(08:05:51 AM) DriftyBeyond: I have three now!
(08:05:54 AM) ***Hatkirby cries
(08:05:54 AM) Fourie: Dun worry, it's okay. Here, have Santa Claws.
(08:05:55 AM) DriftyBeyond: One imaginary one!
(08:05:57 AM) Hatkirby: Noooo!
(08:05:58 AM) DriftyBeyond: lololol
(08:05:59 AM) ***Hatkirby gets mauled
(08:06:08 AM) ***Hatkirby cries
(08:06:08 AM) Fourie: Dun worry, it's okay. Here, have some self respect.
(08:06:13 AM) Hatkirby: FOURIE!
(08:06:25 AM) ***DriftyBeyond cries
(08:06:25 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney
(08:06:26 AM) ***Hatkirby cries
(08:06:26 AM) Fourie: Don't fade away, Hatkirby!
(08:06:30 AM) ***DriftyBeyond cries
(08:06:30 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney
(08:06:34 AM) DriftyBeyond: It's a crying fest!
(08:06:41 AM) Hatkirby: We're so sad!~ :P
(08:06:42 AM) ***Hatkirby cries
(08:06:42 AM) Fourie: Don't fade away, Hatkirby!
(08:06:52 AM) Hatkirby: I WON'T FOURIE, FEEL BAD FOR ME AND GIVE ME STUFF
(08:06:55 AM) ***DriftyBeyond cries
(08:06:55 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney
(08:06:55 AM) ***Hatkirby cries
(08:06:55 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney
(08:07:07 AM) DriftyBeyond: lol, he refuses to gives us stuff
(08:07:18 AM) Hatkirby: Well, he mauled and insulted me
(08:08:26 AM) ***Hatkirby stabs Fourie
(08:08:26 AM) ***Fourie spurts blood
(08:08:33 AM) ***Hatkirby laughs evilly
(08:08:37 AM) Hatkirby: WHO'S DYING NOW?
(08:08:43 AM) ***Hatkirby is dead
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(06:16:00 AM) Pyro: hey
(06:16:05 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: HIII
(06:16:18 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: I READ A SCARY STORY AND NOW I'M SCARED
(06:16:39 AM) Pyro: what did you read?
(06:16:53 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: You know Animal Crossing, the game?
(06:17:01 AM) Pyro: yeah
(06:17:14 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: This insane story about THE TRUTH BEHIND ANIMAL CROSSING
(06:18:37 AM) Pyro: well
(06:18:44 AM) Pyro: i'm facing something bad too
(06:18:46 AM) Pyro: !!!
(06:18:55 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: Awww, what is it? And it's worse than my story, right?
(06:19:08 AM) Pyro: I have a BABY SITTER!!!
(06:19:12 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: :O
(06:19:17 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *shot*
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(05:27:10 PM) Drifty: D: My cat burst into the toilet earlier
(05:27:12 PM) Drifty: Bad kitty
(05:27:16 PM) Starla: lolwhut?
(05:27:27 PM) Drifty: When I was in it
(05:27:31 PM) Starla: O_O
(05:27:34 PM) Starla: Pervecat!
(05:27:46 PM) Drifty: And he keeps sleeping on me recently
(05:27:48 PM) Starla: Pervécat! Pervécat! Does whatever a pervécat does!
(05:27:55 PM) Drifty: Lolololololololololol
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(11:29:08 PM) Ж-Đřỉƒŧʏ-Ж: /clearly going too fat with an metaphor
(11:29:11 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: fat
(11:29:12 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: LOL
(11:29:14 PM) Ж-Đřỉƒŧʏ-Ж: fat?!
(11:29:30 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: NO DRIFTY! DON'T FEED IT TOO MUCH!!!!
(11:29:44 PM) Ж-Đřỉƒŧʏ-Ж: IT'S EATING THE CHEESE!
(11:29:48 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: OMG!@!!!
(11:30:08 PM) Ж-Đřỉƒŧʏ-Ж: OH MAH FRICKEN GOD
(11:30:41 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: lol
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(09:36:05 PM) DriftyBeyond: 'Hihihihihi
(09:36:07 PM) Hatkirby: :D
(09:36:14 PM) Hatkirby: DriftyDriftyDriftyDrifty!
(09:36:16 PM) Hatkirby: I DID IT!
(09:36:29 PM) Hatkirby: I wrote a program and got all of my Skype chatlogs back!
(09:36:32 PM) Tamasys [irc.fourisl@192.168.0.101] entered the room.
(09:36:33 PM) Hatkirby: I AM A HAPPY PORCUPINE!
(09:36:47 PM) Tamasys: O_o
(09:36:52 PM) Hatkirby: lololol :P
(09:37:06 PM) Hatkirby: I love entry-wtfs
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(08:23:52 AM) Smiley: wait what exactly is apt anyway
(08:24:04 AM) Hatkirby: ....
(08:24:04 AM) Fourie: [Everyone solemnly gets naked.]
(08:24:12 AM) Smiley: lol
(08:24:12 AM) Fourie: No, no you're not.
(08:24:17 AM) DriftyBeyond: ?
(08:24:20 AM) Smiley: i am actually
(08:24:27 AM) Hatkirby: Smiley's naked?
(08:24:31 AM) Hatkirby: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnn
(08:24:38 AM) DriftyBeyond: LOLing
(08:24:56 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhuting
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(08:28:51 AM) Hatkirby: OHHHH, Smiley was referring to the fact that he was LOLing, not naked :P
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(08:19:42 AM) Smiley: you suck
(08:19:42 AM) Fourie: Just like Kirby!
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(09:24:10 PM) Hatkirby: I just wrote an abstract-ish waking up sequence
(09:24:16 PM) DriftyBeyond: Yay!
(09:24:16 PM) Fourie: Wait, what happened? Did I miss it?
(09:24:25 PM) Hatkirby: YES FOURIE YOU MISSED IT
(09:24:31 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WILL NOW BUY ME A DONUT
(09:24:36 PM) Hatkirby: AND A DOUGHNUT
(09:24:38 PM) Hatkirby: SO I CAN COMPARE THEM
(09:24:52 PM) Hatkirby: AND SELL THEM TO [PYRO] AT AN INCREASED RATE
(09:26:14 PM) DriftyBeyond: lololol
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(08:43:58 AM) DriftyBeyond: The cat is looking at me weird
(08:44:09 AM) ***Hatkirby hugs Drifty's cat
(08:44:12 AM) ***Hatkirby gets allergic reactions
(08:44:16 AM) ***Hatkirby takes an antihistamine
(08:44:18 AM) ***Hatkirby falls asleep
(08:44:24 AM) ***Hatkirby wakes up in Wonderland
(08:44:30 AM) ***Hatkirby meeds the Cheshire Cat
(08:44:33 AM) ***Hatkirby hugs the Cheshire Cat
(08:44:38 AM) ***Hatkirby gets allergic reactions
(08:44:42 AM) ***Hatkirby takes an antihistamine
(08:44:47 AM) ***Hatkirby falls asleep
(08:44:51 AM) ***Hatkirby wakes up in the real world
(08:44:55 AM) Hatkirby: and no one is online anymore
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(11:24:18 PM) Starla: And I am learning that StalkerBot has a hole in it
(11:24:50 PM) Tamasys: Oh?
(11:25:17 PM) Starla: He seems to be logging IDENTIFY messages intended for NickServ
(11:25:24 PM) Starla: Basically, I stealing your passwords
(11:25:40 PM) Tamasys: O_o
(11:25:55 PM) Tamasys: Mine isn't very secure xP
(11:25:55 PM) Starla: The disturbing part is that he also displays them on the stats page
(11:26:04 PM) Tamasys: O_o
(11:26:07 PM) Starla: Yeah
(11:26:26 PM) Starla: I just had to regenerate stats six times to get my password to go away
(11:26:37 PM) Starla: This must be marked CRITICAL in the bug tracker
(11:26:44 PM) Starla: ....but I don't have a bug tracker for StalkerBot
(11:26:56 PM) Starla: I guess I'll eat a ricecake or something
(11:27:01 PM) ***Starla noms
(11:27:05 PM) Tamasys: Lol
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(11:12:20 PM) Starla: OH MY GOD
(11:12:26 PM) Starla: I HAVEN'T BACKED UP TRINDLA YET
(11:12:30 PM) Starla: IT'S AUGUST 4TH
(11:12:34 PM) Starla: OMG OMG OMG
(11:13:19 PM) Starla: That's 12 days of IRC history lost forever!
(11:13:48 PM) Tamays: O_o
(11:14:13 PM) Starla: Well, not that anyone actually logged into IRC during that period, but still!
(11:14:29 PM) Tamays: Lol
(11:14:35 PM) Starla: Or ever since
(11:15:13 PM) Starla: Actually, I'm not sure anyone has ever actually logged into FourNet and all the logs I have are from disguised versions of Fourie talking to himself
(11:15:39 PM) Tamays: Bahahah
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(09:27:52 PM) Starla: YAH
(09:27:56 PM) Starla: =yay hi
(09:28:07 PM) Tamasys: Lol
(09:29:49 PM) Starla: So, did you notice? I finished my synopsis!
(09:30:08 PM) Tamasys: Ooh ooh **looks**
(09:30:10 PM) Tamasys: Linky?
(09:30:18 PM) Tamasys: Owait
(09:30:21 PM) Starla: http://fourisland.com/fourm/viewtopic.php?t=158&p=11716#p11716
(09:30:26 PM) Tamasys: You're on iPod too
(09:30:31 PM) Tamasys: Oh ty
(09:30:31 PM) Starla: Nope, compy
(09:30:33 PM) Starla: :P
(09:30:50 PM) Starla: And besides, with Backgrounder, it doesn't matter if I'm on iPod :P
(09:31:02 PM) Tamasys: I know ^_^
(09:31:04 PM) Starla: While I was downstairs, I watched Futurama while talking to Drifty
(09:31:11 PM) Starla: HOW'S THAT FOR MULTITASKING STEVE BRUNSWICK!
(09:31:13 PM) Starla: UP YOURS!
(09:31:46 PM) Starla: Um, I like lemons
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(10:35:20 AM) Starla: YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO!?!?!?
(10:36:02 AM) Starla: I should totally make a multi-protocol instant messaging client that integrates all of your contacts from each protocol into one contact list and only one contact for each person, even if you have them on multiple protocols
(10:36:32 AM) Starla: And then, when you want to chat with them, it'll send messages over the most convenient protocol
(10:36:35 AM) Starla: It would be awesome
*eight minutes of silence*
(10:44:38 AM) Starla: Or maybe I'll just stop logging into Skype and Facebook
(10:44:42 AM) Starla: Yeah, that'll be easier
(10:44:57 AM) Tamasys: lol
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(08:54:50 PM) Drifty: Yay things
(08:56:15 PM) Starla: Yay
(08:56:18 PM) Starla: So
(08:56:25 PM) Starla: I was just forced to watch a horrible reality show
(08:56:29 PM) Starla: And now I need to sue them
(08:57:01 PM) Drifty: What show
(08:57:15 PM) Starla: Something like "Betheney's Getting Married?"
(08:57:22 PM) Starla: AND SHE'S ALREADY MARRIED
(08:57:51 PM) Drifty: lolwhut\
(08:58:23 PM) Starla: And they're like "OMG MY WATER BROKE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING LOL C-SECTION AND LOL DRUGS MY HUBBY IS TOTALLY ASLEEP"
(08:58:34 PM) Drifty: lolwhut
(08:58:37 PM) Starla: THEY WERE
(08:58:40 PM) Starla: IT HAPPENED
(08:58:41 PM) Starla: TWICE
(08:59:16 PM) Starla: And then they were like "IM READY TO HAVE MY BABBY--The baby was born on some date and we were happy yeah"
(09:00:29 PM) Drifty: wtf
(09:01:50 PM) Starla: "The poop will wash off as soon as I pee on you!"
(09:02:25 PM) Drifty: um what
(09:02:35 PM) Starla: You don't want to know
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(05:41:20 PM) Drifty: So... How's life?
(05:41:26 PM) Starla: Hi
(05:41:35 PM) Starla: I'm a bit annoyed because my iTunes scrobbler is messed up
(05:41:50 PM) Starla: I mean, I like Kate Nash, but I haven't listened to I've Got A Secret 60 times in the last week
(05:42:33 PM) Drifty: lololol
(05:42:45 PM) Drifty: Well, is it fixable?
(05:47:42 PM) Starla: I dunno
(05:47:50 PM) Starla: If it's an issue with the iPod; then probably no
(05:48:10 PM) Starla: Which is really annoying because I'm insane and I need to know how many times I've listened to a snog
(05:48:14 PM) Starla: LOLOLOLOL
(05:48:15 PM) Starla: *song
(05:48:32 PM) Drifty: Would be very insane
(05:48:37 PM) Drifty: listening to people kissing
(05:48:42 PM) Starla: lolololol
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Genie: I'm punching you!
Starla: Ah! You're very violent.
Genie: Well what do you expect--I took tae kwan do!
Starla: Well, I sit in my room all day on the computer. Don't hurt me.
Genie: Haha.. NERD! Lol, no, I like nerds! I was once one.
Starla: And you aren't anymore?
Genie: NO! I become a different person with my glasses off.
Starla: A blind one?
Genie: *holding Starla in a headlock* Do you want to die?
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Drifty: [about Alaska] And then the US finds out that there's actually a lot of Russian soldiers there.
Timbo: *laughing histerically*
Drifty and Smiley: What?
Timbo: I thought you said Russian shoulders! There'll be all these Russian shoulders in Alaska! *lols*
Later, after too much shoulders of the Russian kind discussion
Timbo: Drifty?
Drifty: Yeah?
Timbo: *points* You have Russian shoulders! *lols*
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(11:47:25 PM) Drifty has buzzed you!
(11:47:28 PM) Starla: Defs
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(11:47:35 PM) Drifty: Lolwhur
(11:47:40 PM) Starla: :P
(11:47:44 PM) Drifty: I buzzed you
(11:47:50 PM) Starla: And I reciprocated
(11:47:51 PM) Drifty: and then you buzzed me alot
(11:47:55 PM) Starla: :P
(11:47:58 PM) Drifty: Like
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(11:48:21 PM) Drifty: We are in a BuzzWar!
(11:48:22 PM) Starla: ^M
(11:48:23 PM) Drifty has buzzed you!
(11:48:41 PM) Starla: WAYT FOWLKS, THIS AINT LINUX
(11:48:45 PM) Drifty: ?
(11:48:48 PM) Starla: <Ctrl>-C
(11:48:52 PM) Starla: MURDER, SHE WROTE
(11:48:52 PM) Drifty has buzzed you!
(11:48:57 PM) Drifty: lolwhut
(11:49:00 PM) Starla: MURDER, STARLA SCREAMED
(11:49:02 PM) Buzzing Drifty...
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(11:49:11 PM) Drifty has buzzed you!
(11:49:12 PM) Buzzing Drifty...
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(11:49:22 PM) Drifty: Ohgod
(11:49:26 PM) Starla: Oh god, log pollution
(11:49:32 PM) Starla: :P
(11:49:40 PM) Drifty: This is like a poke
(11:49:49 PM) Starla: :O
(11:49:51 PM) Starla: :D
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(11:49:52 PM) Unable to buzz, because Tamasys does not support it or does not wish to receive buzzes now.
(11:49:53 PM) Unable to buzz, because Tamasys does not support it or does not wish to receive buzzes now.
(11:49:53 PM) Unable to buzz, because Tamasys does not support it or does not wish to receive buzzes now.
(11:49:53 PM) Unable to buzz, because Tamasys does not support it or does not wish to receive buzzes now.
(11:50:51 PM) Starla: GO ON PIDGIN SO I CAN STAB YOU
(11:50:55 PM) Starla: I mean, give you a cup of tea
(11:50:58 PM) Tamasys: O_o
(11:51:04 PM) Tamasys: I don't have Pidgin anyway :P
(11:51:12 PM) Starla: lolololol
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(7:47:42 PM) Starla: P-p-p-pillowcase p-p-p-pillowcase
(7:48:23 PM) Tamasys: That was Lady StaLa singing Pillowcase
(7:49:06 PM) ***Starla bows
(7:49:08 PM) Starla: :P
(7:49:42 PM) Tamasys: Heehee Lady StaLa
(7:50:13 PM) Tamasys: Ick
(7:50:16 PM) Starla: THIS IS LADY STALA! BRING THE NIGHT ON, FOLKS, AND ROLL UP THE WINDOWS IN YOUR CONVERTIBLE! IMMA SING!
(7:50:30 PM) Tamasys: ^_^
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(9:26:15 PM) Cousin: isnt it past your bedtimme
(9:29:01 PM) Hatkirby: It's only 9:30
(9:29:08 PM) Cousin: time differences dont count
(9:29:18 PM) Cousin: where ever you were born is what time it is
(9:29:32 PM) Hatkirby: isn't it past your bedtime then
(9:29:34 PM) Hatkirby: I KNEW IT!
(9:29:44 PM) Cousin: dont hijack planes!
(9:30:03 PM) Hatkirby: stop being so rascist
(9:30:27 PM) Cousin: at least your not secretly 55
(9:31:11 PM) Hatkirby: shh! there are children here!
(9:31:21 PM) Cousin: better than dogs
(9:31:32 PM) Hatkirby: don't be so hard on yourself
(9:32:01 PM) Cousin: dont play picaboo with leather couches
(9:34:58 PM) Hatkirby: im sorry. Your misspelling of picaboo just sent me into anaphylactic shock
(9:35:30 PM) Cousin: i kinda think you spelt it the exact same way as me
(9:35:41 PM) Hatkirby: I just didn't want to hurt your feelings
(9:35:52 PM) Cousin: peek-a-boo. better?
(9:36:00 PM) Hatkirby: Almost possibly
(9:36:11 PM) Cousin: adverbs are stupid
(9:36:18 PM) Hatkirby: You must die for that
(9:36:18 PM) Cousin: adjectives are all that is needed
(9:36:37 PM) Hatkirby: Adjectives deserve to live in the corner with the dunce cap on
(9:37:14 PM) Cousin: at least all of your friends dont not believe in internet
(9:37:30 PM) Hatkirby: Oh yeah? Well you must be a sapient pet then.
(9:37:40 PM) Hatkirby: Here [Cousin]. Come eat your dinner.
(9:37:41 PM) Cousin: blessheww
(9:37:52 PM) Hatkirby: Did you just throw up on the keyboard?
(9:38:08 PM) Cousin: no dont think i did but thanks for asking
(9:38:14 PM) Hatkirby: Your welcome
(9:38:27 PM) Hatkirby: Actually, it's my welcome
(9:38:30 PM) ***Hatkirby takes it back
(9:38:38 PM) Cousin: fail.
(9:38:48 PM) Hatkirby: It was a win. I made it that way.
(9:38:51 PM) Hatkirby: You tremble.
(9:39:05 PM) Cousin: did you know two short people stacked on top of each other might be taller than one tall person but in reality they're still short?
(9:39:18 PM) Hatkirby: Not if they're not short.
(9:39:38 PM) Cousin: at least pictures dont smell weird
(9:39:56 PM) Hatkirby: at least your don't drive a traffic cone
(9:41:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry. I accidentally forgot to press Typo-Lock again.
(9:41:11 PM) Cousin: how unfortunate
(9:41:18 PM) Hatkirby: how unforkucant
(9:41:56 PM) Cousin: biology doesnt always not have computers to pillow
(9:42:07 PM) Cousin: sorry, i got scare
(9:42:08 PM) Cousin: d
(9:42:13 PM) Hatkirby: You lie. We resolved that issue three years ago.
(9:42:15 PM) Hatkirby: With soda.
(9:42:17 PM) Hatkirby: Giant
(9:42:19 PM) Hatkirby: Flaming
(9:42:21 PM) Hatkirby: Cans of soda
(9:42:48 PM) Cousin: better than pies of pizza's second cousin, hard wood floors
(9:43:01 PM) Hatkirby: I dropped varnish on them. Oops.
(9:43:13 PM) Hatkirby: Your sister starts sniffing the pizza. WHY?
(9:43:31 PM) Cousin: I DONT KNOW!! i keep telling him not to
(9:44:10 PM) Hatkirby: Just run up to it and yell "MARKUS POPPINS, STOP PLAYING WITH THAT WHITEBOARD AND EAT YOUR PETUNIA SALAD"
(9:44:57 PM) Cousin: you sould make a cake with violets on it and marry the other tower thats not in the city where the tv was ruling
(9:45:38 PM) Hatkirby: You forgot an H. Welcome to Jail. We now serve a continental breakfast.
(9:45:50 PM) Hatkirby: AT 8PM.
(9:46:25 PM) Cousin: well you said stuff twice so you should be flying business class to the island where houses dont have shutters cause they're that bad a**
(9:47:01 PM) Hatkirby: Meet your inmate. His name is "PROFANITY"
(9:47:26 PM) Cousin: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! watch your mouth young lady!!
(9:47:43 PM) Hatkirby: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! wathc your mouth young salami!!
(9:48:10 PM) Cousin: really? should i WATHC my mouth?
(9:48:18 PM) Hatkirby: It's really good for your health.
(9:48:24 PM) Hatkirby: NOT LIKE THAT KALE STUFF.
(9:48:26 PM) Hatkirby: LAWSUITS.
(9:48:48 PM) Cousin: so is belly dancing in the other persons purse store after they fall asleep
(9:49:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry, I can't stay here under those conditions.
(9:49:31 PM) Cousin: then jump on a horse's mother and stop using mouth wash when it not legal
(9:50:06 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware that you used chopsticks that way. I'll leave you two alone.
(9:50:36 PM) Cousin: i wasnt aware that that.. haha i said the same word twice
(9:50:48 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware
(9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un
(9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un
(9:51:02 PM) Hatkirby: untill
(9:51:09 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLLLLD MEE!!!!
(9:51:14 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLD MEEEE!!!!
(9:51:19 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOOOOLLLDD MEEE!
(9:51:22 PM) Hatkirby: Until you.... told me
(9:52:14 PM) Hatkirby: Fin.
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Starla: I KNOW
Starla: I has a screensh-t of it for the scrapbook
Tamasys: heeeheehehehe
Starla: O_O
Tamasys: PROFANITY
Tamasys: xP
Starla: *screensh-t
Tamasys: baaaaahahahahahahaaha
Starla: *screenshot
Starla: HELP ME!
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Note that Starla was spelling "screenshot" wrong (with an "i") due to the close proximity of the "i" and "o" keys on her iPod touch.
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Tamasys: well, I'm probably going out at 2ish
Pyro: Le gasp
Tamasys: I know :|
Pyro: You have a life?!?!?!
Tamasys: shock horror!
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Drifty: No, that's your cup. Starla and I have the same cup. Well, not the same cup.
Smiley: Hey Drifty. Two girls one cup.
Drifty: I am going to drop this on your head.
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Hatkirby: Apple is going to like take a copyright on the letter i
Drifty: I am a person! Lawsuit!
Pyro: They are just going to sue everyone who uses the letter i!
Hatkirby: It's a pronoun!
Drifty: I like pie!
Hatkirby: Lawsuit! You are going to be sued because you infringed on our intellectual property and you have no freedom of speech! What? I'm in America! No, you're on a small piece of land that we just rented called Tansamonia!
Drifty: It's an iLand!
Everyone: LOL
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(09:46:11 AM) Tamasys: Hmm... Idk if I told you
(09:46:15 AM) Tamasys: I probably did
(09:46:27 AM) Tamasys: About the school production
(09:47:23 AM) Starla: ?
(09:47:27 AM) Starla: The one that you are the lead in?
(09:47:38 AM) Starla: DID YOU STEAL SOME PILLOWS?!?!
(09:47:39 AM) Tamasys: Yeah :)
(09:47:42 AM) Tamasys: Lol
(09:47:45 AM) Starla: I KNEW IT!!!!
(09:47:51 AM) Tamasys: It's really intimidating...
(09:47:59 AM) Starla: Well, just put them back then!
(09:48:14 AM) Tamasys: I haven't done proper solo singing before
(09:48:28 AM) Starla: Um, you're not going on a date with it, it's just a pillow
(09:48:36 AM) Tamasys: Plus there are lots of styles I haven't sung before...
(09:48:41 AM) Tamasys: Lol, quiet you
(09:48:44 AM) Starla: :P
(09:48:51 AM) Starla: Always here to annoy :)
(09:48:58 AM) Tamasys: :P
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* we are at grandparent's house *
Hatkirby: Lol, this video is so funny.
Brother: Oh, you should totally watch this video, "Hannah Montana Drug Party"!
Brother 2: What? No! That's inappropriate!
Hatkirby: What? I'm not watching it then.
Brother 2: Well, it's not really that inappropriate.
Brother: What? Don't watch it at Nana's house.
Brother: What if it comes up on her Internet bill?
Hatkirby: YouTube videos don't come up on Internet bills.
Hatkirby: LOL
Brother 2: What?
Hatkirby: I can just imagine Nana opening up her "Internet bill"
Hatkirby: and seeing "Hannah Montana Drug Party" on it!
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Teacher: The appendix used to be used for breaking down food.
Teacher: We don't need it anymore because we have....
Student: Teeth.
Teacher: ....
Student: Knife and fork!
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Teacher: Okay, so what are these bones used for in humans?
Student: Holding stuff.
Teacher: Okay, and in cats?
Student 2: Flying!
Everyone: LOL
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(08:27:56 AM) Tamasys: yes, IDAHO
(08:28:00 AM) Hatkirby: ILLINOIS!
(08:28:02 AM) Hatkirby: :P
(08:28:06 AM) Tamasys: CALIFORNIA
(08:28:13 AM) Hatkirby: MISSISSIPPI
(08:28:17 AM) Tamasys: NEW YORK
(08:28:18 AM) Smiley: wisconsin
(08:28:22 AM) Hatkirby: ...quite!
(08:28:25 AM) Tamasys: WYOMING
(08:28:31 AM) Tamasys: (is that spelled right?)
(08:28:37 AM) Hatkirby: It looks a bit weird, but I think so
(08:28:37 AM) Smiley: ALABAMA
(08:28:46 AM) Hatkirby: ARKANSAS
(08:28:48 AM) Tamasys: TEXAS
(08:28:52 AM) Smiley: NEW JERSEY
(08:29:00 AM) Hatkirby: RHODE ISLAND
(08:29:04 AM) Tamasys: ARKENSAW!!! :P I can't stand seeing it spelled correctly
(08:29:06 AM) Smiley: HAWAII
(08:29:10 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhut TimTam
(08:29:27 AM) Hatkirby: MISSPELLER!!!!
(08:29:33 AM) Smiley: ATLANTA
(08:29:44 AM) Hatkirby: Atlanta is a city
(08:29:47 AM) Smiley: oh
(08:29:50 AM) Hatkirby: :P
(08:29:50 AM) Smiley: soz
(08:29:51 AM) Hatkirby: GEORGIA
(08:29:58 AM) Smiley: ALASKA
(08:29:59 AM) Tamasys: Arkansas looks like it should be pronounced "Ar-kans-as", not "Ar-ken-saw"
(08:30:34 AM) Smiley: KANSAS
(08:30:47 AM) Tamasys: FLORIDA
(08:30:48 AM) Hatkirby: MARYLAND
(08:30:48 AM) DriftyBeyond: NEW ZEALAND, NEW ZEALAND
(08:30:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: just to mess up your american thing
(08:30:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: :P
(08:30:58 AM) Hatkirby: Quite :P
(08:31:01 AM) Smiley: NEWFOUNDLAND
(08:31:02 AM) ***Hatkirby has to stop saying quite
(08:31:04 AM) Smiley: in canada
(08:31:07 AM) Hatkirby: MAINE
(08:31:15 AM) DriftyBeyond: TORONTO
(08:31:19 AM) Hatkirby: OHIO
(08:31:22 AM) Smiley: is a city
(08:31:23 AM) DriftyBeyond: JACK LYONS
(08:31:27 AM) Smiley: onoz
(08:31:29 AM) DriftyBeyond: I dunno
(08:31:30 AM) Hatkirby: KELLY USA
(08:31:44 AM) Smiley: CHICAGO
(08:31:52 AM) Tamasys: KENTUCKY
(08:31:54 AM) Smiley: VERMONT
(08:31:56 AM) DriftyBeyond: FRIED CHICKEN
(08:32:03 AM) Hatkirby: lololol one time, my brother was like "LOOK!!!! A BOSTON LICENSE PLATE!!!!"
(08:32:08 AM) Tamasys: WASHINGTON
(08:32:14 AM) Hatkirby: NORTH CAROLINA
(08:32:19 AM) Tamasys: DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA (not really a state...)
(08:32:35 AM) Smiley: SEATTLE
(08:32:36 AM) DriftyBeyond: on the metaphysical plane... FOUR ISLAND
(08:32:37 AM) Hatkirby: lololol also he was like "I know it was North Carolina because I saw C-O-R..."
(08:32:40 AM) Hatkirby: Seattle is also a city
(08:32:42 AM) DriftyBeyond: pfft
(08:32:42 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ
(08:32:48 AM) Hatkirby: FOUR ISLAND IS QUITE A TERRAFORMED ISLAND
(08:32:53 AM) Hatkirby: North Coralina!
(08:33:00 AM) Smiley: WASHINGTON
(08:33:00 AM) Hatkirby: TAMASYS
(08:33:00 AM) Fourie: TAMASYS is a meteor
(08:33:03 AM) Hatkirby: LOL
(08:33:03 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ
(08:33:09 AM) Hatkirby: ALASKA
(08:33:14 AM) Smiley: already said
(08:33:17 AM) Hatkirby: orly
(08:33:17 AM) Fourie: YA RLY YA BOB
(08:33:19 AM) Tamasys: TENESEE
(08:33:19 AM) DriftyBeyond: You lose the game
(08:33:23 AM) ***Tamasys can't spell
(08:33:27 AM) Hatkirby: MASSACHUSETTS
(08:33:27 AM) DriftyBeyond: And Tamasys loses the game as wekk
(08:33:28 AM) DriftyBeyond: *well
(08:33:36 AM) Hatkirby: PENNSYLVANIA
(08:33:42 AM) Smiley: good one
(08:33:50 AM) Hatkirby: And New Jersey doesn't exist
(08:33:53 AM) Tamasys: :P
(08:34:04 AM) Smiley: although youre supposed to know all these anyway
(08:34:12 AM) Tamasys: indeed
(08:34:16 AM) Tamasys: can you name them all?
(08:34:17 AM) Smiley: and we re not
(08:34:17 AM) Hatkirby: Also, why did we start this?
(08:34:23 AM) DriftyBeyond: I dunno
(08:34:25 AM) Hatkirby: :P
(08:34:28 AM) Smiley: because
(08:34:31 AM) Tamasys: IDAHO
(08:34:32 AM) Tamasys: :P
(08:34:32 AM) DriftyBeyond: The sky is blue
(08:34:33 AM) Hatkirby: ohrite
(08:34:35 AM) DriftyBeyond: Indeed
(08:34:35 AM) Hatkirby: ILLINOIS
(08:34:42 AM) Tamasys: ogod
(08:34:47 AM) Tamasys: MICHIGAN
(08:34:50 AM) Hatkirby: NEVADA
(08:34:53 AM) DriftyBeyond: LET'S STOP THIS CRAZINESS
(08:34:55 AM) DriftyBeyond: SPAAAAARTA
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(9:02:43 PM) Tamasys: lolol
(9:26:40 PM) Ozzyfrog: *tumbleweed*
(9:26:55 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed does a dance routine]
(9:27:28 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed does some smooth moves]
(9:27:52 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed gives it up for the girls]
(9:29:41 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed winks suavely]
(9:30:08 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed takes some girls home for the night]
(9:30:32 PM) Ozzyfrog: [another tumbleweed gets quite jealous]
(9:31:03 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed makes fun of the other tumbleweed]
(9:31:44 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed becomes quite angry]
(9:32:07 PM) DriftyBeyond: [two tumbleweed begin to fight]
(9:32:15 PM) Ozzyfrog: DANCE OFF!
(9:32:45 PM) DriftyBeyond: And the crowd goes absolutely wiiiild!
(9:33:28 PM) Ozzyfrog: [both tumbleweeds put up a good dance-off]
(9:33:54 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the crowd tries to pick between the tumbleweeds]
(9:34:10 PM) Ozzyfrog: [one tumbleweed comes out a clear winner]
(9:34:36 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the other tumbleweed rolls off in disgust]
(9:35:06 PM) Ozzyfrog: [other tumbleweed gets to take the girls home for the night instead]
(9:35:18 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the girls have a very good time]
(9:35:59 PM) Ozzyfrog: [dancing of course]
(9:36:11 PM) DriftyBeyond: [of course, of course]
(9:37:20 PM) Ozzyfrog: [all are tired after the night is through]
(9:37:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: [tumbleweed snoozing sounds very strange]
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(08:40:28 AM) Smiley: 0 mins
(08:40:29 AM) Hatkirby: That's just a little less than 250!
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(08:15:31 AM) TheAmericanOne: Skype is EVRILLL
(08:15:33 AM) Smiley: you know there are other open source voip clients out there
(08:15:54 AM) TheAmericanOne: Yes, GTalk has VOIP
(08:16:20 AM) Smiley: google talk
(08:16:26 AM) Smiley: like google chat
(08:16:27 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why yes
(08:16:30 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why certainly yes
(08:16:34 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why bedside table
(08:16:39 AM) TheAmericanOne: TimTam uses a computer of tableness
(08:16:45 AM) TheAmericanOne: His desktop knows no bounds
(08:16:49 AM) TheAmericanOne: It has no mouse or keyboard
(08:16:54 AM) TheAmericanOne: It's simply a flat tabletop
(08:16:59 AM) TheAmericanOne: No icons or windows
(08:17:06 AM) TheAmericanOne: Just a book and some dinner plates
(08:17:15 AM) TheAmericanOne: He drops a fork on one and it makes a sound
(08:17:19 AM) TheAmericanOne: "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"
(08:17:43 AM) TheAmericanOne: He types out his emails with a combination of morse code and grape jelly
(08:18:05 AM) Smiley: lawl
(08:18:07 AM) TheAmericanOne: okay I'm lolling over here
(08:18:13 AM) TheAmericanOne: can't continue that :P
(08:18:19 AM) Smiley: :P
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(07:08:40 AM) ***TheAmericanOne gives Fourie Imogen Heap
(07:08:40 AM) ***Fourie hands TheAmericanOne The Sun in exchange for Imogen Heap
(07:08:43 AM) TheAmericanOne: OW
(07:08:44 AM) TheAmericanOne: HOT
(07:08:50 AM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHH
(07:08:51 AM) ***TheAmericanOne throws The Sun at DriftyBeyond
(07:09:00 AM) ***DriftyBeyond throws The Sun to Smiley
(07:09:19 AM) Smiley: thanks
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(09:16:20 PM) Hatkirby: It would be funny if Fourie could talk to himself :P
(09:16:36 PM) Ozzyfrog: lol, indeed it would be :P
(09:16:50 PM) Hatkirby: Except #fourisland would explode
(09:17:15 PM) DriftyBeyond: Or have two bots
(09:17:26 PM) DriftyBeyond: continuously talking to each other in one channel
(09:17:26 PM) Hatkirby: Two Imogen Heaps talking to each other!
(09:17:28 PM) Hatkirby: I mean Fourie
(09:17:34 PM) Hatkirby: not Imogen Heap
(09:17:39 PM) DriftyBeyond: and then people can pop into the channel and see what randomness has happened
(09:17:42 PM) Hatkirby: though that would be awesome
(09:17:47 PM) ***Hatkirby should make an Immibot
(09:17:48 PM) Hatkirby: :P
(09:17:54 PM) Hatkirby: She would sing Immi songs!
(09:17:59 PM) Hatkirby: <3 Imogen Heap
(09:18:27 PM) DriftyBeyond: That would be isnae
(09:18:35 PM) Hatkirby: It would be like
(09:18:38 PM) Hatkirby is now known as Immibot
(09:18:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: and not good for those people who dun like Imogene Heap :P
(09:18:41 PM) Immibot: MMMM WHATCHA SAY
(09:18:45 PM) Immibot: MMMM THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELL
(09:18:45 PM) Fourie: WELL OF COURSE YOU DID
(09:18:49 PM) Immibot: :D
(09:18:51 PM) DriftyBeyond: lulz
(09:19:06 PM) Immibot: That was quite awesome of Fourie
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Omg
You: I accidentally a cheese block!
Stranger: oyg?
You: WHAT DO I DO
Stranger: the whole cheese block/
Stranger: ?
You: YES, THE WHOLE CHEESE BLOCK
Stranger: the fuck?
Stranger: how the shit did you manage that?
You: I don't know! I can't explain it!
Stranger: you're bullshitting me right?
You: No, I really wish I were
You: I really do
Stranger: O_o
You: What do I do‽‽‽‽
Stranger: That's messed up
Stranger: I have no idea
You: Oh god
You: I always knew I should take those pills to prevent sleep walking
Stranger: maybe you should see some philosophist?
You: Yes, yes, of course
Stranger: know any?
Stranger: make sure the bastard's trained
You: I'm friends with Freud, is that right?
Stranger: oh yeah, he should be able to help
You: WILL HE KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS!?!?
Stranger: or just rape you
Stranger: 50/50 chance
You: But of course
Stranger: up to you
You: It's a chance I will have to take
You: Actually, Freud upped his scales--it's about 49/51 now, but whatever
Stranger: better get there quick
You: yes, i will do that now
You: THANK YOU STRANGER!!!!
Stranger: Could cause some serious damage if you leave it too long
Stranger: You're welcome
You: I must go, now
Stranger: HUrry
You: OKAY
You have disconnected.
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(09:21:51 PM) ***Starla regenerates stats so she can see how everything turned out
(09:22:08 PM) ***Starla remembers that she is on the wrong network and can't access anything over port 80
(09:24:20 PM) Tamasys: >.<
(09:24:34 PM) Starla: Stupid parental controls
(09:29:42 PM) Starla: "fourisland.com is blocked because: Weblog"
(09:30:06 PM) Starla: Some day, quickfire will be spreading through the house and we will all be huddled in the basement with only my laptop
(09:30:30 PM) Starla: And Mom'll Yahoo! search "how to put out quickfire" (because Google is blocked) and the only good result will be on a blog
(09:30:33 PM) Starla: THEN we'll be doomed
(09:30:42 PM) Starla: all because of parental controls
(09:31:13 PM) Starla: This is, then, proof
(09:31:19 PM) Starla: Parental controls kills children!
(09:31:20 PM) Starla: :O
(09:45:09 PM) Tamasys: LOL
(09:45:12 PM) Tamasys: that is quite amusing
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(11:25:03 AM) Hatkirby: I want a present!
(11:25:04 AM) ***Fourie gives Hatkirby AIDS
(11:25:20 AM) Hatkirby: O_O
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Pyro: I took your pen to an excursion to my bag!
Drifty: It's that significant?
Pyro: *picks up pen and her iPod* [as Pen] Hi, iPod!
Pyro: [as Pen, to Drifty] God, that iPod is so fat.
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(10:18:26 PM) Hatkirby: BTW IM GETTING MARRIED TO THIS KID IN MY ENGLISH CLASS
(10:18:28 PM) Hatkirby: YOU'RE ALL INVITED
(10:18:32 PM) Hatkirby: THE WEDDING'S ON THURSDAY
(10:18:37 PM) Hatkirby: COME, WE HAVE COOKIES
(10:18:42 PM) DriftyBeyond: CAN I BE THe BRIDESMAID
(10:18:55 PM) Hatkirby: DRIFTYBEYOND: WHAT ABOUT THE MOH?
(10:19:00 PM) DriftyBeyond: Moh?
(10:19:05 PM) Hatkirby: Maid Of Honorness
(10:19:22 PM) DriftyBeyond: Indeedyness
(10:19:25 PM) Hatkirby: TIS MORE IMPORTANT
(10:19:28 PM) Hatkirby: I will choose.... SMILEY
(10:19:34 PM) Hatkirby: YOU CAN BE THE MAID OF HONOR
(10:19:41 PM) Hatkirby: And StalkerBot is the best man
(10:19:44 PM) Hatkirby: YAY :P
(10:19:56 PM) DriftyBeyond: And what about Timbo94 ?
(10:20:05 PM) Hatkirby: Timbo94 can be the ring bearer
(10:20:11 PM) Hatkirby: He will hold a videotape
(10:20:22 PM) Hatkirby: It may be difficult to fit around our fingers, but the symbolism is worth it
(10:20:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog would like to be the piano player
(10:20:28 PM) DriftyBeyond: pffft
(10:20:34 PM) ***Timbo94 is SO confused
(10:20:51 PM) DriftyBeyond: I will be the party-crasher
(10:21:13 PM) Hatkirby: :P
(10:21:18 PM) Hatkirby: I will throw people at yuo
(10:21:25 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WILL NOT RUIN MY WEDDDDING
(10:21:29 PM) DriftyBeyond: lol
(10:21:36 PM) DriftyBeyond: I'm a sad sack
(10:21:39 PM) Hatkirby: This is, what, my fourth husband?
(10:21:44 PM) DriftyBeyond: AhhhHH!
(10:22:18 PM) Hatkirby: POLYGAMY!
(10:22:31 PM) DriftyBeyond: Polygamy wants a cracker
(10:22:34 PM) Hatkirby: lolol
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(12:26:23 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: I want a present!
(12:26:23 PM) ***Fourie gives DriftyBeyond THE JACKPOT PRIZEEEE
(12:26:28 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:26:30 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: I want a present!
(12:26:30 PM) Fourie: TOO BAD! *steals the Creature*
(12:26:31 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WONNNNNN
(12:26:34 PM) Hatkirby: DRIFTY, YOU WONNNNNN
(12:26:37 PM) DriftyBeyond: I did!
(12:26:47 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WON THE JACKPOTTTT
(12:26:55 PM) Hatkirby: AND IT ISS...... fifty cents!
(12:26:58 PM) Hatkirby: And a bus token!
(12:27:01 PM) Hatkirby: An expired bus token!
(12:27:02 PM) ozzyfrog: wow
(12:27:06 PM) DriftyBeyond: Amazing.
(12:27:13 PM) ozzyfrog: Lucky.
(12:27:13 PM) Hatkirby: An expired bus token for bus 22 in New York!
(12:27:24 PM) DriftyBeyond: I know
(12:27:35 PM) ***DriftyBeyond gives THE JACKPOT PRIZEEEE to Ozzyfrog
(12:27:40 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:27:42 PM) ozzyfrog: :O
(12:27:43 PM) ozzyfrog: No
(12:27:44 PM) Hatkirby: BUTBUTBUT
(12:27:45 PM) DriftyBeyond: :D
(12:27:47 PM) ozzyfrog: I can't accept that
(12:27:49 PM) Hatkirby: He cannot accept that
(12:27:49 PM) ozzyfrog: it's too much
(12:27:53 PM) Hatkirby: It's too much
(12:27:58 PM) DriftyBeyond: Rlly
(12:28:01 PM) ozzyfrog: well
(12:28:03 PM) ozzyfrog: ok :D
(12:28:47 PM) ***DriftyBeyond gives the consolation prize to Hatkirby
(12:28:53 PM) ***DriftyBeyond is lulzing in real life
(12:28:56 PM) Hatkirby: GASPYAY
(12:28:59 PM) Hatkirby: A NEW CAR!
(12:29:10 PM) ***Hatkirby drives into the sunset with her fiancé
(12:29:20 PM) ozzyfrog: don't do that
(12:29:24 PM) ozzyfrog: you'll get burnt
(12:29:28 PM) DriftyBeyond: Ohyeah
(12:29:30 PM) Hatkirby: LOL
(12:29:31 PM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ
(12:29:33 PM) DriftyBeyond: you'll get burnt to buts
(12:29:37 PM) DriftyBeyond: I mean butts
(12:29:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: I mean bits
(12:30:02 PM) DriftyBeyond: Just imagine
(12:30:13 PM) DriftyBeyond: Hatkirby and fiancee getting burnt
(12:30:18 PM) DriftyBeyond: and all that are left are the butts
(12:30:19 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:30:29 PM) ozzyfrog: It happens you know
(12:31:29 PM) DriftyBeyond: Of course
(12:31:38 PM) DriftyBeyond: haven't you heard of "I got burnt to butts" itis?
(12:31:43 PM) ***Hatkirby is a butt
(12:31:47 PM) ozzyfrog: odear
(12:31:52 PM) ozzyfrog: we're too late
(12:31:54 PM) DriftyBeyond: Oh dearie me
(12:32:06 PM) DriftyBeyond: Well, there's only one thing we can do
(12:32:16 PM) DriftyBeyond: go through the ashes for any spare change
(12:32:21 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:32:22 PM) ozzyfrog: :D
(12:32:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog looks
(12:32:28 PM) ***Hatkirby suddenly rematerializes
(12:32:31 PM) ozzyfrog: oops
(12:32:37 PM) Hatkirby: YOUR ARM IS IN MY STOMACH
(12:33:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog runs while Hat is distracted
(12:33:33 PM) DriftyBeyond: Hatkirby: you have Ozzyfrog's hand in your stomach, what conclusions can we draw from that?
(12:33:49 PM) Hatkirby: DriftyBeyond: I think that he thought I was a swimming pool
(12:33:50 PM) ***ozzyfrog forgets he is still attached to hat
(12:34:00 PM) ***Hatkirby chases ozzyfrog because she is attached
(12:34:13 PM) ***DriftyBeyond takes photoes and puts them up on Facebook
(12:34:19 PM) Hatkirby: OWOWOW
(12:34:27 PM) Hatkirby: Get your hand out!
(12:34:29 PM) ***ozzyfrog tries to shake Hat off
(12:35:05 PM) ***Hatkirby eats antacids for fun
(12:35:06 PM) Hatkirby: OOF!
(12:35:14 PM) Hatkirby: Ozzyfrog's hand dissolved!
(12:35:15 PM) DriftyBeyond: Waiiiit
(12:35:19 PM) ozzyfrog: :O
(12:35:23 PM) DriftyBeyond: if Ozzy's hand is in Hatkirby's stomach
(12:35:24 PM) ozzyfrog: MAH HAND
(12:35:29 PM) DriftyBeyond: what about the stomach acids?
(12:35:44 PM) Hatkirby: Ozzyfrog: You are in much pain now
(12:35:50 PM) Hatkirby: HCL has been eating away at your hand
(12:36:04 PM) DriftyBeyond: Would Hatkirby technically be a cannibal, as she has digested Ozzyfrog's hand?
(12:36:16 PM) ozzyfrog: I think so
(12:36:19 PM) Hatkirby: and my antacids reacted with it and destroyed your hand and much of the surrounding area
(12:36:33 PM) Hatkirby: Well it's not my fault his hand was in my stomach ashes when I rematerialized!
(12:36:43 PM) DriftyBeyond: It's probably my fault
(12:36:44 PM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHHHHH
(12:36:47 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs away
(12:36:52 PM) ***Hatkirby chases DriftyBeyond
(12:36:55 PM) ***ozzyfrog regrows hand
(12:37:01 PM) ***DriftyBeyond jumps in Ozzyfrog's plane and promptly crashes it
(12:37:06 PM) ozzyfrog: :'O
(12:37:10 PM) ozzyfrog: MAH PLANE
(12:37:10 PM) ***Hatkirby gnaws Ozzyfrog's hand off
(12:37:16 PM) ***DriftyBeyond has the ability to crumple anything by touching it
(12:37:18 PM) ozzyfrog: no you don't
(12:37:23 PM) ***DriftyBeyond has crumpled Ozzyfrog's plane
(12:37:23 PM) ***ozzyfrog throws Hat to the moon
(12:37:31 PM) ***Hatkirby flies
(12:37:39 PM) Hatkirby: WHEEEE
(12:37:48 PM) ***ozzyfrog gets a spanner
(12:37:51 PM) ***Hatkirby lands on the moon and makes friends with the alien intelligence there
(12:38:01 PM) Hatkirby: They zap Ozzyfrog with their superior technology
(12:38:17 PM) ozzyfrog: This means war
(12:38:25 PM) ***ozzyfrog flees to LA PA~
(12:38:26 PM) DriftyBeyond: Oh dearie me
(12:38:31 PM) Hatkirby: Btw, did my fiancée ever get restored?
(12:38:36 PM) DriftyBeyond: Probably not
(12:38:40 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:38:42 PM) Hatkirby: BUT I LOVE!
(12:38:47 PM) DriftyBeyond: as I took the ashhes with me
(12:38:52 PM) DriftyBeyond: and put it in a jar
(12:38:54 PM) ***Hatkirby chases DriftyBeyond
(12:39:01 PM) DriftyBeyond: and crumpled it with the plane
(12:39:04 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs away
(12:39:05 PM) ***Hatkirby thinks better of it, and has DriftyBeyond zapped with alien technology
(12:39:13 PM) ***DriftyBeyond is zapped
(12:39:16 PM) ***Hatkirby searches through the wreckage
(12:39:17 PM) ***DriftyBeyond continues running
(12:39:21 PM) Hatkirby: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE
(12:39:23 PM) Hatkirby: DUN WORRY
(12:39:27 PM) ***Hatkirby sifts
(12:39:28 PM) ozzyfrog: quick Drifty!
(12:39:31 PM) ozzyfrog: LA PA~
(12:39:42 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs to LA PA
(12:39:43 PM) ***ozzyfrog locksdown LA PA~
(12:39:45 PM) ***Hatkirby whips out a gun and long-distance shoots Drifty
(12:39:54 PM) ***DriftyBeyond remembers that she crumpled Ozzyfrog's plane
(12:39:59 PM) ***DriftyBeyond hides under a table
(12:40:05 PM) ***ozzyfrog has a better plane in LA PA~
(12:40:10 PM) ***Hatkirby found a jar in perfect condition
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(10:16:02 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: who's here?
(10:16:02 PM) Fourie: Well, there's Smiley and Smiley and maybe even DriftyBeyond!
(10:16:11 PM) Hatkirby: TWO SMILIES
(10:16:12 PM) Hatkirby: AAAAHHHHH
(10:16:15 PM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHH
(10:16:21 PM) Hatkirby: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
(10:16:26 PM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(10:16:31 PM) Hatkirby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(10:16:33 PM) ***ozzyfrog remains calm
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(10:11:47 PM) Smiley: Transformers, utensils in disguise
(10:11:58 PM) DriftyBeyond: Smiley, lol
(10:12:09 PM) DriftyBeyond: Transformers, time to eat some pie
(10:12:19 PM) Hatkirby: Transformers, why can't we just die?
(10:12:20 PM) Smiley: i agree
(10:12:24 PM) Hatkirby: LOL
(10:12:31 PM) Hatkirby: Bad timing! :P
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(09:47:30 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: I want a present!
(09:47:30 PM) ***Fourie gives DriftyBeyond a sandwich
(09:47:34 PM) Hatkirby: I want a present!
(09:47:34 PM) ***Fourie gives Hatkirby a life
(09:47:37 PM) Hatkirby: LOL
