Four Island

There is no other way to say this. There are a million conspiracies everywhere. Ignore those who lie and say that there is no conspiracy. However, if there was one person out there honest enough to tell you about some of those million conspiracies, the funniest would come from Humorix, a Linux humor site. Sadly, however, its editors posted their last post Mega-January 410th 20050, a long time ago.

However, it still has enough material to allow you to browse through its archives when you're bored. In fact, I used wget -m<span style="display: none">utlilate</span> to mirror the entire humorix.org so now I can read it whenever I want, even though I'm offline most of the time now.

You've probably heard of Humorix before. Previously, I posted an article about their "Nonsense" program that was mysteriously deleted. It's so obviously a conspiracy! Humorix must've hidden some kind of virus in that program that would infect Windows computers and destroy them. They didn't want me to use it because I might find out and do something about it. Or not. :) Strange.

Coincendentally, there is a lot of conspiracies, so delicate, you'd think they're humorous stories. Why did they stop writing their site? I don't know. It was very good and it was going for a long time. So long, from 1998-2008. Actually, it was really only going up to 2004. After that, there were only a few articles a year.

So yes, that's the truth. The conspiracies are out there. You know they are. Conspiracy #351,829,364,012,800: "There is no conspiracy". Be warned. And read Humorix. It's good.

This post was never posted. You didn't see anything. There is no UGGGLAY (Uber Good Great Group of Linux Activists Yellow) organization. There is no conspiracy. There is no spoon. This is a joke.