Hatkirby on November 17th, 2008 at 12:33:56pmThis post is the second day of VisitorGrid Week. For more information, read the post linked to right there.
Today I thought I'd vent some more of my anger towards Apple. It's time to be angry at the iPhone.
The iPhone.... GAH. It's so terrible, only an idiot would like it. So, naturally, I got an idiot to come in for an interview.
Hello Douglas, that is your name isn't it?
Hatkirby
Yes
Douglas
Ok. So, Douglas, why do you like the iPhone?
Hatkirby
Because it has a touch screen.
Douglas
But Douglas, the DS you are playing right now also has a touch screen.
Hatkirby
And I like it! So I like things with Touch Screens. It's also the only iPod with a Touch Screen so far.
Douglas
Um, Douglas. That's not exactly true. Ever heard of the iTouch?
Hatkirby
They're made at the same time. They're the same thing except the iPhone has a phone.
Douglas
Um.... ok. Any other reason you think the iPhone's good?
Hatkirby
It's awesome.
Douglas
That didn't exactly answer my question, Douglas.
Hatkirby
It's a phone. It's the first iPod thing that's a phone. It's very new.
Douglas
Um, that's quite apparent from looking at it. Well, iPod's are IPODs, not cellular phones. Why do you need an MP3 players with a phone in it?
Hatkirby
Because then you don't need to buy a phone and an iPod. Then you just have an iPhone.
Douglas
Well, that's a thingy. Anyway, thanks for coming today Douglas.
Hatkirby
Your welcome.
Douglas
Um.... that wasn't quite the answer I was expecting.
Hatkirby
You scare me.
Douglas
....Ok, this interview's over.
Hatkirby
Well, as you can see, the idiot has some good reasons for himself to want an iPhone. Which means, that if you have these reasons.... well.... um.... runs away
NOTE: If anyone was offended by this post, I am sorry. I am just expressing my immense dislike of Apple. No idiots were harmed in the making of this post.
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