Student 1: I scraped two layers of skin off this finger, and three off this one.
Tamasys: OMG, how?
Student 1: I was trying to fix a draw at work [KFC] last night, and I caught my fingers.
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LATER THAT DAY:
Tamasys: *gets overexcited and spits everywhere*
Tamasys: Oops, sorry!
Student 1: OMG SWINE FLU!!! *joking*
Student 1: I will have to disinfect my hands!
Student 1: *pulls out bottle of Dettol stuff*
Student 1: *rubs it on hands, including cuts*
Student 1: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tamasys: LOL!