Student: I want to make my cursor look all pretty.
Student 2: Just Google it and you'll find something.
Student: Oooh! How does this work?
Student 2: It's JavaScript.
Student 3: That's the same thing as Java, right?
Student 2: Yeah.
Hatkirby: Umm.... actually, JavaScript and Java are two completely different things.
Student 2: Actually, the difference between JavaScript and Java is like the difference between C and C++.
* Hatkirby mentally curses Netscape for naming JavaScript