#341 Up +32/-21 Down March 13 2010 at 10:36:41 am EST
Ozzyfrog: I'm just unpacking a desk lamp
Ozzyfrog: it weighs about the same as a small African country
Ozzyfrog: I can hardly move it anywhere, although that's the sad life of a Ozzyfrog: lamp
Friend: On the bright side, it is a lamp
Ozzyfrog: It's certainly not dim
Friend: you can be sure it will enlighten any situation
Ozzyfrog: It won't leave you in the dark
Friend: It will help you see the brighter side of things
Ozzyfrog: All you need to do is follow the light
Friend: The light shall guide you in the right direction
Ozzyfrog: It will brighten up your future
Friend: Will you donate the lamp to the small african country?
Friend: They could use some light
Ozzyfrog: They are going through dark times at the moment
Friend: But they have so little power
Ozzyfrog: Watt a shame
Friend: It's an injustice
Ozzyfrog: Although no-one has been charged
Friend: But the battery hens were allowed to leave
Ozzyfrog: It was such a shocking experience for them
Friend: And the people! Power to the people! Fill them with energy!
Ozzyfrog: Although not so much that it hertz
Friend: No, we could be charged with assault
Ozzyfrog: Yes, and we would be able to give so little resistance
Friend: It's hard to keep current with all these things
Ozzyfrog: It is, but we must remain positive
Friend: We have amp-le reasons to remain positive
Ozzyfrog: Indeed, let's not lose our spark.