(9:26:15 PM) Cousin: isnt it past your bedtimme (9:29:01 PM) Hatkirby: It's only 9:30 (9:29:08 PM) Cousin: time differences dont count (9:29:18 PM) Cousin: where ever you were born is what time it is (9:29:32 PM) Hatkirby: isn't it past your bedtime then (9:29:34 PM) Hatkirby: I KNEW IT! (9:29:44 PM) Cousin: dont hijack planes! (9:30:03 PM) Hatkirby: stop being so rascist (9:30:27 PM) Cousin: at least your not secretly 55 (9:31:11 PM) Hatkirby: shh! there are children here! (9:31:21 PM) Cousin: better than dogs (9:31:32 PM) Hatkirby: don't be so hard on yourself (9:32:01 PM) Cousin: dont play picaboo with leather couches (9:34:58 PM) Hatkirby: im sorry. Your misspelling of picaboo just sent me into anaphylactic shock (9:35:30 PM) Cousin: i kinda think you spelt it the exact same way as me (9:35:41 PM) Hatkirby: I just didn't want to hurt your feelings (9:35:52 PM) Cousin: peek-a-boo. better? (9:36:00 PM) Hatkirby: Almost possibly (9:36:11 PM) Cousin: adverbs are stupid (9:36:18 PM) Hatkirby: You must die for that (9:36:18 PM) Cousin: adjectives are all that is needed (9:36:37 PM) Hatkirby: Adjectives deserve to live in the corner with the dunce cap on (9:37:14 PM) Cousin: at least all of your friends dont not believe in internet (9:37:30 PM) Hatkirby: Oh yeah? Well you must be a sapient pet then. (9:37:40 PM) Hatkirby: Here [Cousin]. Come eat your dinner. (9:37:41 PM) Cousin: blessheww (9:37:52 PM) Hatkirby: Did you just throw up on the keyboard? (9:38:08 PM) Cousin: no dont think i did but thanks for asking (9:38:14 PM) Hatkirby: Your welcome (9:38:27 PM) Hatkirby: Actually, it's my welcome (9:38:30 PM) ***Hatkirby takes it back (9:38:38 PM) Cousin: fail. (9:38:48 PM) Hatkirby: It was a win. I made it that way. (9:38:51 PM) Hatkirby: You tremble. (9:39:05 PM) Cousin: did you know two short people stacked on top of each other might be taller than one tall person but in reality they're still short? (9:39:18 PM) Hatkirby: Not if they're not short. (9:39:38 PM) Cousin: at least pictures dont smell weird (9:39:56 PM) Hatkirby: at least your don't drive a traffic cone (9:41:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry. I accidentally forgot to press Typo-Lock again. (9:41:11 PM) Cousin: how unfortunate (9:41:18 PM) Hatkirby: how unforkucant (9:41:56 PM) Cousin: biology doesnt always not have computers to pillow (9:42:07 PM) Cousin: sorry, i got scare (9:42:08 PM) Cousin: d (9:42:13 PM) Hatkirby: You lie. We resolved that issue three years ago. (9:42:15 PM) Hatkirby: With soda. (9:42:17 PM) Hatkirby: Giant (9:42:19 PM) Hatkirby: Flaming (9:42:21 PM) Hatkirby: Cans of soda (9:42:48 PM) Cousin: better than pies of pizza's second cousin, hard wood floors (9:43:01 PM) Hatkirby: I dropped varnish on them. Oops. (9:43:13 PM) Hatkirby: Your sister starts sniffing the pizza. WHY? (9:43:31 PM) Cousin: I DONT KNOW!! i keep telling him not to (9:44:10 PM) Hatkirby: Just run up to it and yell "MARKUS POPPINS, STOP PLAYING WITH THAT WHITEBOARD AND EAT YOUR PETUNIA SALAD" (9:44:57 PM) Cousin: you sould make a cake with violets on it and marry the other tower thats not in the city where the tv was ruling (9:45:38 PM) Hatkirby: You forgot an H. Welcome to Jail. We now serve a continental breakfast. (9:45:50 PM) Hatkirby: AT 8PM. (9:46:25 PM) Cousin: well you said stuff twice so you should be flying business class to the island where houses dont have shutters cause they're that bad a** (9:47:01 PM) Hatkirby: Meet your inmate. His name is "PROFANITY" (9:47:26 PM) Cousin: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! watch your mouth young lady!! (9:47:43 PM) Hatkirby: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! wathc your mouth young salami!! (9:48:10 PM) Cousin: really? should i WATHC my mouth? (9:48:18 PM) Hatkirby: It's really good for your health. (9:48:24 PM) Hatkirby: NOT LIKE THAT KALE STUFF. (9:48:26 PM) Hatkirby: LAWSUITS. (9:48:48 PM) Cousin: so is belly dancing in the other persons purse store after they fall asleep (9:49:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry, I can't stay here under those conditions. (9:49:31 PM) Cousin: then jump on a horse's mother and stop using mouth wash when it not legal (9:50:06 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware that you used chopsticks that way. I'll leave you two alone. (9:50:36 PM) Cousin: i wasnt aware that that.. haha i said the same word twice (9:50:48 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware (9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un (9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un (9:51:02 PM) Hatkirby: untill (9:51:09 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLLLLD MEE!!!! (9:51:14 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLD MEEEE!!!! (9:51:19 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOOOOLLLDD MEEE! (9:51:22 PM) Hatkirby: Until you.... told me (9:52:14 PM) Hatkirby: Fin.