Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond present "A Day Out In Minecraft":
<hatkirby> You can go first if you want <DriftyBeyond> Okay! <hatkirby> Er, where is the other cart? <hatkirby> I'll just make another one <DriftyBeyond> Wait, how do I move forward <hatkirby> Press the button on the wall <DriftyBeyond> WAHT IS HAPPENING <hatkirby> lolololol <hatkirby> Just relax and don't do anything until the cart stops moving <hatkirby> When You get to the end of the line, get out of the cart immediately because I don't want to fall on you <DriftyBeyond> There's a nother minecart here <hatkirby> That explains a lot <DriftyBeyond> Should I pack mine up? <hatkirby> Yep--put it int he chest <hatkirby> I'm nearly there! <hatkirby> what <DriftyBeyond> I warned you about minecarts <hatkirby> I warned you, bro <hatkirby> Okay, let's do stuff! <DriftyBeyond> It's icy! <hatkirby> WONDERFUL WINTRY DAY <DriftyBeyond> So, uh <DriftyBeyond> where;s everything <hatkirby> There are plenty of pigs over here <hatkirby> Maybe get off the snowy part and onto the green part <DriftyBeyond> So I thnk I'm lost <hatkirby> I'll find you! <DriftyBeyond> There are a lot of dungeons around here <hatkirby> There are! <hatkirby> We should go mining at some point <hatkirby> ah getting dark <DriftyBeyond> tomorrow? <hatkirby> surewhynot <DriftyBeyond> uho h, I'm lost <hatkirby> Look for the tall snowy thing! <hatkirby> Are you in a snowy place or green place? <DriftyBeyond> It's alternately snowy and grren! <DriftyBeyond> Also, there's an ice lake <hatkirby> Gah, I don't see your name! <DriftyBeyond> So, uh, am I screwed? <hatkirby> We may both be <hatkirby> Follow the compass, your only hope! <DriftyBeyond> I don't have mine! <hatkirby> okay i'm stil looking for you <hatkirby> which direction did you go int? <DriftyBeyond> I'm at an ice lake! <DriftyBeyond> a really big one <hatkirby> DARN IT I DIED <DriftyBeyond> uh oh <hatkirby> I'm coming back! <DriftyBeyond> I am staying on this ice lake <DriftyBeyond> Lesson - never split up gang <DriftyBeyond> :P <hatkirby> :P <hatkirby> RIGHT <DriftyBeyond> whee ice skating <hatkirby> I"m on the train <DriftyBeyond> Monsters don't spawn on ice, rught <hatkirby> Uh, I dunno <hatkirby> I'll check <DriftyBeyond> Don't worry <hatkirby> Wiki doesn't say anything about it <hatkirby> I hope my stuff is still there when I return <hatkirby> This Regina Spektor song is too upbeat for the circumstances! <DriftyBeyond> :P <hatkirby> Okay, I'm here! <hatkirby> THE NIGHT IS FOR RUNNING <hatkirby> YES SUNRISE <DriftyBeyond> So I have painted this lovely painting <hatkirby> YOU CANT USE SHEEP SHEARERS TO KILL ZOMBIES <DriftyBeyond> It will stay here to act as a memorial <hatkirby> So, Imma find you <DriftyBeyond> Remember, ice lake <hatkirby> Yep <hatkirby> Found a giant ice lake <hatkirby> I see you! <hatkirby> :D <DriftyBeyond> :D <hatkirby> hi what's up <hatkirby> :P <DriftyBeyond> Look at my masterpiece! <hatkirby> That looks like a middle finger to me <hatkirby> like a "EFF YOU MONSTERS" :P <DriftyBeyond> A middle finger to creppers <DriftyBeyond> :P <hatkirby> So, yay, I think I got all my stuff back <DriftyBeyond> So did you find your stuff? <hatkirby> Ready to go home? :P <DriftyBeyond> Yay! <DriftyBeyond> Yup :P
And thus Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond learned that night time in Minecraft is freaking messed up.