#465 Up +24/-31 Down September 17 2011 at 11:38:03 am EDT
Starla Insigna: It's getting kind of loud outside
Drifty: Ooh
Drifty: Rainy?
Starla Insigna: Rain, wind, and I think I hear rumbling
Starla Insigna: which could be thunder
Starla Insigna: or possibly large structures falling on our house and killing us
Drifty: The storm's coming out
Starla Insigna: Awwwww it's gay?
Starla Insigna: How cute
Drifty: Noooo
Drifty: wait what
Drifty: Oh yeah
Drifty: :P
Drifty: Coming out jokes
Starla Insigna: Heeheehee
Drifty: Don't die
Drifty: I'd have to come out there myself
Starla Insigna: I'll try not to
Drifty: What would a gay storm look like?
Drifty: Fabulous?
Starla Insigna: FAB-U-LOUS
Starla Insigna: "OH MY GOD THE EXTERIOR DECORATION ON THIS HOUSE IS SIMPLY GORGEOUS I JUST CAN'T WRECK IT"
Drifty: lololol
Drifty: No, the storm would be like "OOH HOW GORGEOUS THIS WINDOW IS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT AND SHOW IT TO THE OTHER GUYS AT THE NIGHTCLUB"
Drifty: And then yoink
Starla Insigna: wait Hurricane Irene would be a lesbian
Starla Insigna: I'm not as good with lesbian stereotypes
Drifty: Irene is a meh name
Drifty: THey're butch?
Drifty: "I AM SO TOMBOYISH"
Drifty: "I'LL CLIMB THIS TREE"
Drifty: "But Irene, you can't climb a tree!"
Starla Insigna: "I CAN BENCH PRESS MANHATTAN"
Drifty: "WATCH ME"
Drifty: lololol
Drifty: Stormy muscles
Starla Insigna: lol
Starla Insigna: wow this got weird
Drifty: Yu
Drifty: Not as weird as testecular cancer models
Starla Insigna: Oh god lol
Drifty: Stormy testicular cancer models
Drifty: oh dear
Starla Insigna: O_o
Starla Insigna: Why does Irene have that
Drifty: It was fabulous
Starla Insigna: Why is it in her "Recently Looked At" on Amazon
Drifty: lolololol
Drifty: If I went into your Recently Looked At, would I find testicular cancer models
Starla Insigna: That was a while ago—you'd probably find t.A.T.u. albums nowadays
Starla Insigna: i can remedy that
Starla Insigna: :P
Drifty: :P
Drifty: Oh dear, you can interpret that two ways
Drifty: An actual model
Starla Insigna: oh god
Drifty: or a dress model
Drifty: model on a catwalk
Starla Insigna: DO YOUR LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK, BALLS
Drifty: Let us back slowly away from this topic of conversation
Drifty: oh dear god lol what
Starla Insigna: THAT'S A NICE CANCER YOU'RE TRYING ON—IS IT FROM PARIS?
Starla Insigna: *runs away*