hatkirby: *turns grem back to normal* hatkirby: *but also holding a carrot* tinylittlegremlin: eheeeeeeee! tinylittlegremlin: YAY CARROT tinylittlegremlin: (gives it to star) here star! for your eyes! hatkirby: 👀 hatkirby: Are you stabbing me in the eyes tinylittlegremlin: no im handing it over! azhdrake: God the carrots are great for vision myth is so fucking funny. Like. WWII Britain be like. Hey. How can we get people to eat this cheap food we have a surplus of? Also how to we hide the fact that we have more advanced radar then anyone else? Hold the phone I got a though! hatkirby: They what now hatkirby: do carrots make you bad at detecting other ppls radars toothpastecanyon: Djdndndndn I heard that all the time as a kid beetlejess: No they spread it so everyone just thought British people could see really well in the dark hatkirby: that's insane hatkirby: omg beetlejess: I felt so incredibly lied to when I found out I’ve never been more betrayed toothpastecanyon: :blurryeyes: azhdrake: No Britain was claiming that they were so good at detecting other people's planes because their pilots ate so many carrots. hatkirby: ^ british people be like toothpastecanyon: Oh dear I’ve been called British hatkirby: im sorry :( hatkirby: it's just, yknow, you were... looking toothpastecanyon: It’s okay 😔 the truth had to come out sometime toothpastecanyon: That’s why I play the looker so much hatkirby: yeah tooth when are you going to submit a new WR toothpastecanyon: When I finish this carrot!! beetlejess: I don’t think the british exist swbookworm: ...care to elaborate on that? toothpastecanyon: That would be wonderful beetlejess: I just don’t believe in them bessler: i've never met a brit. my mother has a british passport but i think the australians gave her that so she would feel special beetlejess: So true hatkirby: you've met tooth swbookworm: everyone else: the moon landing was fake! the earth is actually flat! there's a secret society controlling the world's governments! jess, an intellectual: the british don't exist bessler: AIOJFW;IOFEJIWOFEOIWFEOIJWFOJIFWE azhdrake: God I wish that were me azhdrake: Then again current UK politics are pretty funny tinylittlegremlin: lol bessler: i dont know where she went for ~6 years but it wasnt britain. we have to let her down gently. she may have been in france toothpastecanyon: Yeah currently the British seem to be doing their best to not exist hatkirby: i've also lived in britian bessler: i dont think you have bessler: it was probably a clerical error hatkirby: you're probably right hatkirby: i was living with a cleric i guess bessler: there you go then! clerics will get you. always trying to convince you that the british exist toothpastecanyon: We lived down the street from one another in tottingham upon twattle hatkirby: mdsbhfkjs beetlejess: Yeah my dad once asked me what I thought of britain I was like. Um. The what hatkirby: yeah just a town over from Knobcock, alongside the Stephen Fry River