#627 Up +0/-0 Down October 24 2023 at 10:53:47 am EDT
abgkiwi: i have had an email that opened 'Dear << Patientname >>,'
abgkiwi: it was from the nhs
abgkiwi: official emails become more and more like spam every day
hatkirby: now i know kiwi's real name !
brentonw: Somebody forgot the replacer is case sensitive! 😆
abgkiwi: oh god that's 1 of 200 pieces of information you need to access my wifi-controlled pacemaker!
abgkiwi: i'm statistically 0.5% more in danger!
hatkirby: adds your pacemaker to a ddos botnet
abgkiwi: i'm a fat man regis my heart can't take it
hatkirby: ok to clarify i meant as a MEMBER of a botnet, not that I would ddos your heart 😅
abgkiwi: editor's note i don't actually have a wifi pacemaker
hatkirby: "ddosing your heart" is like. something that a hopeless romantic would say in a cyberpunk story written by a tech bro
hatkirby: or something that I would say because it's funny
brentonw: This might be my favorite channel