Hatkirby: So, I was at this dinner party Hatkirby: IT WAS REALLY WEIRD! tamasys: you mean his description of actuall location tamasys: i will Hatkirby: Yes tamasys: wot was? Hatkirby: Wait, I'm telling a story Hatkirby: I will enumerate the weird things that happened. tamasys: go on Hatkirby: So someone turned up with red shoes tamasys: tamasys: ... Hatkirby: I told him to click his heels and say "There's no place like home" Hatkirby: Wait a second Hatkirby: My brother is being an idiot tamasys: lolz Hatkirby: GO AWAY DOUGLAS YOU IDIOT Hatkirby: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: It's not working! Hatkirby: NVM! tamasys: brb soz Hatkirby: So my other brother was telling a story about a story his friend was telling Hatkirby: I'll quote him Hatkirby: Mario333: So he starts telling the story Hatkirby: Mario333: Badly Hatkirby: Mario333: And half way through Hatkirby: Mario333: He says Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: Oh, wait, can I start over? Hatkirby: Mario333: So he starts over. Hatkirby: Oh BTW, they were at camp when this story takes place Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: So there were these people at camp Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: And.... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They.... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: HAD A BABY Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: At 12:00 the phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: It said Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am in cabin 1" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: ..... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "You are not there" Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: And it goes on like that Hatkirby: Mario333: Until cabin 21 Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red Eye baby: Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am at your door" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They heard the door open Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: A small figure raced around Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: Phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am in your toilet" Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They hear the toilet flush Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs harder* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The baby comes in the room Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The phone rings Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am behind you" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The wife turns around Hatkirby: Yes, he did say wife! Hatkirby: Hatkirby: WOE are married people doing on camp Hatkirby: Hatkirby: At 11 years old????! Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: And the baby says Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Boo" Hatkirby: Mario333: Story's over. Hatkirby: *cracks up laughing*