azhdrake: Please steal my identity and write my project for me I wanna read it so bad swbookworm: steam your identity..... toothpastecanyon: Shhh… azhdrake: hush you 0rigamidragon: ONE ORDER OF STEAMED IDENTITY MY GOOD SIR swbookworm: you sure you dont want it grilled instead? swbookworm: we also offer toasted azhdrake: I wanna deep fry it! toothpastecanyon: :blobsweats: swbookworm: im sure we can make that work azhdrake: I have a deep fryer and I'm making it everyone else's problem! You're getting it fried!!!! Carl-bot: 👏 deep 👏 fry 👏 your 👏 identity 👏 swbookworm: clickbait article titled "WHY YOU SHOULDNT DEEP FRY YOUR IDENTITY: it'll become so greasy it'll slip right out of your hands!" azhdrake: Nooo me identity azhdrake: at least no one can steam it now. swbookworm: [fires up the steamer] wanna bet? 0rigamidragon: Identity stollen <- German bread/cake azhdrake: It's too slippery! You can't pick it up either!!! swbookworm: i dont have to pick it up if i turn the whole room into a steamer instead! 0rigamidragon: Identity goes in the bug wiggler azhdrake: 😱 swbookworm: centrifuge your identity to concentrate it down to its bare essentials and pull off all the drops you dont like swbookworm: [room continues to fill up with steam] azhdrake: Mmmm warm swbookworm: 🌫️ 🌫️ 🌫️