#681 Up +0/-0 Down February 08 2024 at 05:48:56 pm EST
azhdrake: Please steal my identity and write my project for me I wanna read it so bad
swbookworm: steam your identity.....
toothpastecanyon: Shhh…
azhdrake: hush you
0rigamidragon: ONE ORDER OF STEAMED IDENTITY MY GOOD SIR
swbookworm: you sure you dont want it grilled instead?
swbookworm: we also offer toasted
azhdrake: I wanna deep fry it!
toothpastecanyon: :blobsweats:
swbookworm: im sure we can make that work
azhdrake: I have a deep fryer and I'm making it everyone else's problem! You're getting it fried!!!!
Carl-bot: 👏 deep 👏 fry 👏 your 👏 identity 👏
swbookworm: clickbait article titled "WHY YOU SHOULDNT DEEP FRY YOUR IDENTITY: it'll become so greasy it'll slip right out of your hands!"
azhdrake: Nooo me identity
azhdrake: at least no one can steam it now.
swbookworm: [fires up the steamer] wanna bet?
0rigamidragon: Identity stollen <- German bread/cake
azhdrake: It's too slippery! You can't pick it up either!!!
swbookworm: i dont have to pick it up if i turn the whole room into a steamer instead!
0rigamidragon: Identity goes in the bug wiggler
azhdrake: 😱
swbookworm: centrifuge your identity to concentrate it down to its bare essentials and pull off all the drops you dont like
swbookworm: [room continues to fill up with steam]
azhdrake: Mmmm warm
swbookworm: 🌫️ 🌫️ 🌫️