hatkirby: i feel so betrayed by kingdom hearts players. you have lied to me hatkirby: i've been aware of "Goofy dies" as a wild thing that exists hatkirby: and today i was watching a friend play kingdom hearts and he was like here look it happens hatkirby: and goofy does get hit in the head by a big rock and is lying motionless on the ground and mickey goes rage mode and runs off with his big key-shaped sword. Cool. Goofy dies and it's so funny hatkirby: BUT THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER HE'S FINE?? toothpastecanyon: Oh toothpastecanyon: Omg hatkirby: he's like doh! i bumped my head! hatkirby: Goofy Does Not Die hatkirby: kingdom hearts players have been LYING to you. LOOK what they have been begging your respect for! toothpastecanyon: Goofy doesn’t reenact lord of the flies :blobcry: hatkirby: it's so funny to me because like if a kingdom hearts player tells you that goofy dies, what are you gonna do? Check? hatkirby: No lmao