#755 Up +0/-0 Down November 05 2024 at 09:14:56 am EST
hatkirby: > Following the theft, Defendant Lichtenstein devised a sophisticated plan to launder the stolen funds, involving extensive layering of transactions, cryptocurrency mixers and non-compliant cryptocurrency exchanges, darknet markets, and bank accounts in the U.S., as well as overseas
hatkirby: what do half of these things even mean
hatkirby: "cryptocurrency mixer" sounds like a thing you'd go to if you were a crypto bro and you wanted a girlfriend
toothpastecanyon: jglkfdgf
toothpastecanyon: sounds like a thing advertised as a place to meet a girlfriend but it's all just other crypto bros
hatkirby: yassss
hatkirby: and then they all starrt hooking up
toothpastecanyon: and then they all starrt hooking up
toothpastecanyon: idk if crypto bros are cool enough to do yaoi though 😔
toothpastecanyon: they don't even know what they have...
hatkirby: typing wirhh one hasmnd
toothpastecanyon: GFSDGFDGHFD
hatkirby: BECAUSE I M BRUSHING MY EETH
hatkirby: KILLS YOU
toothpastecanyon: gjdgfjk star I love you omg
hatkirby: jksdfhksjdfhksj
hatkirby: now i've got toothpaste on my desk lol
toothpastecanyon: meat monitor comment lmao