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hatkirby: Wakes
pallasvoid: my power has already flickered once so far this morning πŸ™ƒ
hatkirby: Ouchie
pallasvoid: yeeeaah
hatkirby: Oh yeah it's supposed to snow isn't it
pallasvoid: it did indeed snow
hatkirby: I can't tell bc I'm still in bed
hatkirby: Void I think I'm legally dead
pallasvoid: god I wish that were me lol
hatkirby: I got hit by a car and no body saved me
pallasvoid: isekai'd πŸ˜”
hatkirby: Yeah I got isekai'd into bed
pallasvoid: oof
hatkirby: And not in the way you'd think!!
hatkirby: Sigh imagine you get hit by a car and suddenly you're being nailed in a different way
pallasvoid: god that'd suck
pallasvoid: but not in the fun way!!!!
hatkirby: :3
pallasvoid: :3c
toothpastecanyon: Morning my friends!
hatkirby: Braaaaaghhhfreddffghggg
hatkirby: Do you knoweth what I mean
hatkirby: I didn't mean to type knoweth but I think it's good that my phone is old timey
toothpastecanyon: morningeth star πŸ˜”
hatkirby: May the LORD shine his countenance upon thee at this dawn of days
azhdrake: Hey guys
hatkirby: Hey Bees do you want some countenance
gasmasque: Bees! Has the LORD shown his countenance upon thee?
azhdrake: The LORD shown his cold upon me on this day
hatkirby: If you can't summon countenance directly from the LORD, storebought is fine
pallasvoid: *mouth full of communion wafers* wuh?
toothpastecanyon: damn I didn't know the lord liked counters so much
pallasvoid: The LORD hath had his counters install-ed by professionals
gasmasque: The LORD hath bestowed upon each and every one of them glowing recommendations
pallasvoid: The LORD looked upon their work and lo, it was good.
hatkirby: Yeah? He looked at me and grimaced
pallasvoid: Then the LORD looketh upon me and said, "Behold! Fruit!"
azhdrake: Get better at installing counters then, Star
hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034>
pallasvoid: Jesus was a carpenter, ofc he's gonna judge you
hatkirby: Or it could be because I'm a demon
azhdrake: Nah its cause your woodworking is bad and you should feel bad
pallasvoid: didn't measure twice smh
hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034>
toothpastecanyon: damn star you're getting destroyed out there
hatkirby: Offended by the implication that I can't work with some wood
gasmasque: Is it an implication if it’s the direct message?
hatkirby: Yalls are standing 80 feet away and it's foggy out
gasmasque: And still we know some poorly worked wood when we see it
hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034>
gasmasque: For the LORD sees all is his kingdom, most especially those vilest, the poorest craftsmen
pallasvoid: The LORD looked upon Star's handiwork and proclaimed, "Thine effort is admirable."
hatkirby: Thank you I do my best
toothpastecanyon: :bowserlittledeath:
hatkirby: :bowserlittledeath:
gasmasque: :bowserlittledeath:
hatkirby: Allegations that I worked on the LORD's wood are completely unfounded
toothpastecanyon: :LORDlittledeath:
hatkirby: hjkfdhfkjfd
gasmasque: Since the LORD only hires professionals would that you’re not a professional at working wood, Star?
hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034>
hatkirby: i'm really getting destroyed today it's not fair
hatkirby: i got hit by a car yalls show some empathy
toothpastecanyon: isn't anyone going to save him πŸ˜”
gasmasque: Maybe the car was a sign from the LORD that you should improve your woodworking
hatkirby: isn't it crazy that no one's going to tell me i'm good at gay sex, when i'm getting hit by a car
pallasvoid: Star, you got hit by a car because you're *too* good at gay sex
hatkirby: jksdhkfs
hatkirby: i'll accept that
hatkirby: ||in the rear||
hatkirby: ok i'm done i know we're in tau general
pallasvoid: Thus sayeth the LORD, "gotta nerf that one"