#497 Up +26/-30 Down June 19 2012 at 12:00:00 am EDT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like homestuck.
You: KARKLEYP00
You: THIS IS R0SE HUMAN
You: BEING R0SE HUMAN LIKE ALWAYS
You: 0F C0URSE
Stranger: DO YOU THINK I'M THAT STUPID?
You: i am r0se human and i l0ve y0u
You: yessss i d00000
You: its amazing
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING
You: i am busting y0ur balls
You: attaching dynamite t0 them and bl0wing them up
You: where are y0ur balls n0w
You: theyre g0ne
You: i expl0ded them
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: 0h it is fun t0 be reb0rn
You: i hacked int0 r0ses acc0unt! h0w pr0ud are y0u
Stranger: WHY WOULD I BE PROUD?
Stranger: IT'S OBVIOUS IT WAS YOU FUCKASS
You: 0h wait thats right y0u have n0 balls anym0re
You: y0u cann0t be pr0ud
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
You: i f00led y0u and y0u kn0w it!\
Stranger: I HAVE MY FUCKING BALLS
Stranger: AND YOU'RE STILL DUMB, FUCKASS
You: karkat y0u make me guffaw
You: this silly thing y0u are d0ing
You: this leadering thing
You: y0u need to get better at it
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: a bunch 0f us are being purp0sefully insub0rdinate
Stranger: I AM YOUR FUCKING LEADER BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHIN-- WHAT!?
You: and hacking int0 human acc0unts
You: teehee
You: and were g0ing to fight jack all by 0ur little selves
Stranger: YOU GUYS ARE JUST FUCKING IDIOTS!
You: its g0ing t0 be a smash
Stranger: YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING STUPID.
You: hahahaha
Stranger: YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME! I AM YOUR FUCKING LEADER!
You: y0u led us int0 a mete0r 0h wise and great leader!
You: and then gamzee started killing every0ne!
Stranger: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT!
You: the few 0f us that are left are sick 0f it
Stranger: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT EITHER!
You: have fun with y0ur expl0ded balls
Stranger: WHAT!?
You: were 0ut 0f here!
Stranger: FINE!
Stranger: I'LL JUST BE A LEADER ON MY OWN!
You: y0u have fun with that
Stranger: I DON'T NEED YOU FUCKERS!
You: send me a human p0stcard
You: telling me all ab0ut it
You: because
You: I TRICKED YOU YOU BASTARD
You: I'M JOHN
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: ON ROSE'S COMPUTER
You: THIS IS HILARIOUS
Stranger: WHAT!?
Stranger: FUCK YOU JOHN
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: I-I KNEW IT WAS YOU FUCKASS!
You: IF I HAD A VIEWPORT AND COULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE
Stranger: SHUT UP!
Stranger: I KNEW IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME!
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
You: I'm so happy you were here to marry your ass
You: Bye KARKLES have fun with your insubordination!
You have disconnected.