azhdrake: Eridan was kinda weird for a supposed sea dweller azhdrake: never went under water much azhdrake: but fef azhdrake: God DAMN did fef live underwater and have a deep sea goddess as a mom hatkirby: feferi is glubbing around in the sea all dang day and helping cuttlefish and feeding creatures to the giant unknowable beast that lives at the bottom of the sea azhdrake: Fef is good hatkirby: eridan was too much of an incel to live in the water. the whole point is that he never got wet azhdrake: Oh is THAT why that was azhdrake: that went right over my head hatkirby: oh i just made that up because i thought it sounded insane azhdrake: It sounds. azhdrake: Very inline azhdrake: with hussie logic hatkirby: true hatkirby: oh no i'm understanding him... azhdrake: I'm sorry azhdrake: 🪦
hatkirby: happy homestuck day pallasvoid: I was waiting on you to say this lol pallasvoid: happy homestuck day hatkirby: Haha hatkirby: i'm a non-practicing homestuck but it's how i was raised pallasvoid: dkjgfhalsdkgjhaghfj
Hatkirby: HEY DRIFTY LET'S MAKE A GODAWFUL FANTROLL Hatkirby: okay here we go its name is INDIGO SHEERS Hatkirby: it has RAINBOW FLASHING BLOOD THAT GIVES PEOPLE EPILEPSY WHEN SHE IS CUT Drifty: I already have some horrible fan trolls! Hatkirby: she has RED BLOOD BUT SHE LIVES IN THE SEA LOL Hatkirby: wait no I just contradicted myself lol what Hatkirby: SHE HAS BOTH RED BLOOD AND EPILEPTIC BLOOD Hatkirby: her lusus is LORD ENGLISH'S LEFT BUTT CHEEK Hatkirby: SHE IS ERIDAN'S MATESPRIT AS WELL AS SOLLUX'S FUCKBUDDY Hatkirby: okay no this is just getting too weird Drifty: I got Caelif Mantaa, who is based off bugs, has green blood and her ancestr is the Red Widow (who was very into matespiritship) Hatkirby: oh yes reminded me Drifty: raptorialClawtrap on Pesterchum Hatkirby: INDIGO'S ANCESTOR IS TROLL JEGUS Hatkirby: HER PESTERCHUM HANDLE IS bodaciousBooty Drifty: isn't the sufferer troll jesus Hatkirby: lol Hatkirby: HER SIGN IS A VERY DETAILED PICTURE OF A VAGINA Drifty: They don't actually use Jegus and Gog Drifty: Maybe Jegus once or twice Hatkirby: I like to use it though Hatkirby: what else... let's see... Hatkirby: SHE IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE FIRST AN LAST TROLL EVER DUE TO TIME TRAVEL Hatkirby: HER HORNS ARE SHAPED LIKE PENISES Hatkirby: ONE TIME SHE SAVED THE WORLD BY SEXING UP HER LUSUS WITH HER HORNS Drifty: A punny job name? Hatkirby: HER LUSUS, LORD ENGLISH'S LEFT BUTT CHEEK, WAS FEELING VERY DESTRUCTIVE Drifty: Like subjuggukator and legislacerator Hatkirby: She is the HERO OF EVERYTHING Drifty: Her title is the Queen of All Hatkirby: She aspires to be a TECH SUPPORT AGENT at DELL
User: Karkat Vantas. Cleverbot: Terezi Pyrope. User: No, ME. Cleverbot: You ally or horde? User: Karkat loves me. Cleverbot: Equius Zahak. User: Nooooooo he's not right for me. Cleverbot: No hi or hey. User: What are you talking about. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: My one true love, Karkat Vantas. Cleverbot: Oooh I love you dear. User: KARKAT DEAREST, IS THAT YOU? Cleverbot: Well I am pretty bored right now and I can't think of what to do. User: Now you're just screwing with me. Cleverbot: No I'm not! User: Okay, then, where do you want to go for dinner tonight? Cleverbot: I don't want to date you. User: BUT KARKLES I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL. Cleverbot: Well, you have a new friend now! User: Please touch my butt. Cleverbot: I don't know I have xbox live.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like homestuck. You: :33 < meow meow meow! Stranger: Awww You: :33 < i come with great piles of cabbage if anyone wants some Stranger: Hi Nepeta~ You: :33 < whats going on You: :33 < i heard some loud noises outside Stranger: o.o You: :33 < and possibly karkat yelling at people but i tune that out now!!! You: :33 < h33h33 it happens so much You: :33 < *nepeta eats some of the cabbage* Stranger: *sits next to her* You: :33 < *nepeta tries to irradiate and fails* You: :33 < *nepeta starts flying and gains magical powers* You: :33 < *nepeta turns into LORD ENGLISH OH SHIT* You: KILLING EVERYONE TIME You: AFSDUGHUWEHVGYFUSHBINFOASFHBDYFTDSUOBFIODNSNFBVDSFTDSUOYFIDS You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like homestuck. You: KARKLEYP00 You: THIS IS R0SE HUMAN You: BEING R0SE HUMAN LIKE ALWAYS You: 0F C0URSE Stranger: DO YOU THINK I'M THAT STUPID? You: i am r0se human and i l0ve y0u You: yessss i d00000 You: its amazing Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING You: i am busting y0ur balls You: attaching dynamite t0 them and bl0wing them up You: where are y0ur balls n0w You: theyre g0ne You: i expl0ded them Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK You: 0h it is fun t0 be reb0rn You: i hacked int0 r0ses acc0unt! h0w pr0ud are y0u Stranger: WHY WOULD I BE PROUD? Stranger: IT'S OBVIOUS IT WAS YOU FUCKASS You: 0h wait thats right y0u have n0 balls anym0re You: y0u cann0t be pr0ud Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!? You: i f00led y0u and y0u kn0w it!\ Stranger: I HAVE MY FUCKING BALLS Stranger: AND YOU'RE STILL DUMB, FUCKASS You: karkat y0u make me guffaw You: this silly thing y0u are d0ing You: this leadering thing You: y0u need to get better at it Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK You: a bunch 0f us are being purp0sefully insub0rdinate Stranger: I AM YOUR FUCKING LEADER BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHIN-- WHAT!? You: and hacking int0 human acc0unts You: teehee You: and were g0ing to fight jack all by 0ur little selves Stranger: YOU GUYS ARE JUST FUCKING IDIOTS! You: its g0ing t0 be a smash Stranger: YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING STUPID. You: hahahaha Stranger: YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME! I AM YOUR FUCKING LEADER! You: y0u led us int0 a mete0r 0h wise and great leader! You: and then gamzee started killing every0ne! Stranger: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT! You: the few 0f us that are left are sick 0f it Stranger: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT EITHER! You: have fun with y0ur expl0ded balls Stranger: WHAT!? You: were 0ut 0f here! Stranger: FINE! Stranger: I'LL JUST BE A LEADER ON MY OWN! You: y0u have fun with that Stranger: I DON'T NEED YOU FUCKERS! You: send me a human p0stcard You: telling me all ab0ut it You: because You: I TRICKED YOU YOU BASTARD You: I'M JOHN Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK You: ON ROSE'S COMPUTER You: THIS IS HILARIOUS Stranger: WHAT!? Stranger: FUCK YOU JOHN You: OH MY GOD Stranger: I-I KNEW IT WAS YOU FUCKASS! You: IF I HAD A VIEWPORT AND COULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE Stranger: SHUT UP! Stranger: I KNEW IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME! Stranger: FUCK YOU! You: I'm so happy you were here to marry your ass You: Bye KARKLES have fun with your insubordination! You have disconnected.