#568 Up +0/-0 Down October 22 2023 at 12:24:15 am EDT
hatkirby: hello!
rindomness: hi hi!
gasmasque: Howdy
hatkirby: welcome to the grownup chat!
azhdrake: Hello!
hatkirby: every time someone joins this chat my mind goes to "hehe we're grownups we talk about taxes" and then i think about "alcor commits tax fraud because he wants to feel normal"
rindomness: jfdlskfjdslk he would wouldn't he
gasmasque: It wouldn’t surprise me
azhdrake: Alcor does the opposite of tax fraud sometimes, he pays taxes despite not being legally recognized as someone who should
hatkirby: That's what I mean lol
azhdrake: Oh I thought you meant he was raised by Grunkle Stan
azhdrake: So like
hatkirby: i think that is technically fraud because he is not a citizen anymore
rindomness: it can be both!
azhdrake: Tax Fraud as a "this is how you do things" sort of thing
hatkirby: It can be both! switch off
azhdrake: Dork
hatkirby: grunkle stan doesn't commit tax fraud he just doesn't pay his taxes
rindomness: that is true
hatkirby: he would know how to commit fraud though
azhdrake: apparently tax evasion can be considered a form of tax fraud
hatkirby: oh!
hatkirby: that makes sense
gasmasque: Knowing Alcor he probably answers summons about doing people’s taxes all the time
gasmasque: Gives him a nice little vacation from murdering cults
hatkirby: dipper is like grunkle stan i want to pay my taxes because i want to be normal and stan is like "i'm glad you came to me, kid. here's what you do. get your tax money. put it in an envelope and address it to this PO box. what do you mean you know that's my PO box"