hatkirby: hello! rindomness: hi hi! gasmasque: Howdy hatkirby: welcome to the grownup chat! azhdrake: Hello! hatkirby: every time someone joins this chat my mind goes to "hehe we're grownups we talk about taxes" and then i think about "alcor commits tax fraud because he wants to feel normal" rindomness: jfdlskfjdslk he would wouldn't he gasmasque: It wouldn’t surprise me azhdrake: Alcor does the opposite of tax fraud sometimes, he pays taxes despite not being legally recognized as someone who should hatkirby: That's what I mean lol azhdrake: Oh I thought you meant he was raised by Grunkle Stan azhdrake: So like hatkirby: i think that is technically fraud because he is not a citizen anymore rindomness: it can be both! azhdrake: Tax Fraud as a "this is how you do things" sort of thing hatkirby: It can be both! switch off azhdrake: Dork hatkirby: grunkle stan doesn't commit tax fraud he just doesn't pay his taxes rindomness: that is true hatkirby: he would know how to commit fraud though azhdrake: apparently tax evasion can be considered a form of tax fraud hatkirby: oh! hatkirby: that makes sense gasmasque: Knowing Alcor he probably answers summons about doing people’s taxes all the time gasmasque: Gives him a nice little vacation from murdering cults hatkirby: dipper is like grunkle stan i want to pay my taxes because i want to be normal and stan is like "i'm glad you came to me, kid. here's what you do. get your tax money. put it in an envelope and address it to this PO box. what do you mean you know that's my PO box"