azhdrake: Fucking love rereading my shit gasmasque: Why isn’t this fucker writing? azhdrake: I'm really funny actually hatkirby: You are hatkirby: And I think that… and I don’t even live in your head! gasmasque: I don’t think I’ve read any of your fics, Bees azhdrake: Haunted and Hunted is my favorite of them, if you want to. No pressure if you don't azhdrake: It's also kinda long and there's some continuity errors hatkirby: Bees wrote a 60k ish fic that had a single line in it about alcor writing a motorcycle and I found it so funny that I wrote a fic about it hatkirby: It’s SO good hatkirby: H and H all say hatkirby: Say hatkirby: I hate my phone hatkirby: I hate typing gasmasque: Please sir, may I have a link? hatkirby: I am stacking I am screaming I am pulling out the Dick NO!!!’ hatkirby: I PRESSED ENTER ANY WAY SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH hatkirby: hi gasmasque: Star, you’re my favorite comedian azhdrake: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655/chapters/19989166 hatkirby: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655 azhdrake: Hah beat Star to it by a whole five seconds gasmasque: Impressive azhdrake: Did I google my own fic, fail to find it, and have to fuck through my email because I'm not logged onto AO3 on this computer? Maybe hatkirby: Sorry for my tardiness I’m sitting here malding at my phone for wait Wtf it is fine with the word MALDING but I can’t type gun without it autocorrecting to Dick azhdrake: oijgo;aefja;owfjaw hatkirby: Throwing my phone out the window
Seiya234: me, today: backs the car into a fence and trash can trying to maneuver out of our shitty alley Seiya234: josie, completely unprompted: "shit" hatkirby: kjdhfkjdshkfjs hatkirby: d'awwwww she's learning hatkirby: acacia did that for sure hatkirby: actually. it would be funnier if willow was the one to do it hatkirby: because everyone would EXPECT that acacia would be the first to pick up swearing from the adults Seiya234: omg yes Seiya234: mabel: WILLOW MIRIAM PINES Seiya234: hank: mommy not so fucking loud please Seiya234: a phrase stan uses in the morning hatkirby: kjhsakjd Seiya234: stan gets a stern talking to soon after Seiya234: mabel: FORREST HENRY WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT Seiya234: hank: mommy it's Henry Forrest Seiya234: mabel: NOT TODAY IT ISNT hatkirby: stan is like sweetheart you yell "good morning my beautiful family today is going to be awesome!" in my ear every day and it rings in my head more than dipper's demon echo hatkirby: PFFT hatkirby: "you've been bad, today you get the cringe name" hatkirby: "uncle dipper isn't here to protect you from cringe name" Seiya234: THE CRINGE NAME hatkirby: dipper literally looked at this child and was like "my sister tried to give you a cringe name. i love you too much to let this happen" Seiya234: The greatest act of love ever hatkirby: "however i am going to call you bright one all the time until you tell me to stop" Seiya234: Dipper: good thing I’m not as cringe as mabel hatkirby: :blobamused: Seiya234: Dipper: does cringe shit all day hatkirby: those twins are extremely cringe and i love them for it
tinylittlegremlin: A demon lose in the senate continues to live rent-free tinylittlegremlin: Thinking abt alcor chancing palpatines official name on all documentation to smth rude and/or silly tinylittlegremlin: No one notices (glamours ftw) except him and maybe some of the jedi? azhdrake: Oh I love the idea of putting a glamor over your signature so no one knows that you actually wrote "ass eater extraordinaire" or whatever
azhdrake: So I've been really wanting to do some fucking table top recently, but my IRL friend group has one (1) person who likes to gm and they can't stick to a project to save their life so I figured that wasn't going to happen... and then it occurred to me that I'm a person and I can GM so now I'm planning out a big cross dimensional treasure hunt bullshit quest thing, which is being fun. I decided that one of the things my players need to find is in one of those arcade fun zone type things like you get at roller rinks, except despite having the exact aesthetic of the early 2000s roller rink's arcade area that I went to as school trips in elementary school they take themselves super seriously and everyone's treating it like one would a casino. azhdrake: The line "High stakes claw game" is in my notes. toothpastecanyon: !!! hatkirby: high stakes claw game you mean patty cake with alcor
hatkirby: anyway mizar summons alcor to kill macbeth tinylittlegremlin: Soon i can eat meat tinylittlegremlin: XD azhdrake: Lmao tinylittlegremlin: I love the "you what?" hatkirby: this guyyyyyyy this frikken guy lmao he did NOT expect lady mizar was gonna pwn him like that!!!! he thought he'd say his cool line "no man can kill me" and it'd be like damb!!! but mizar LEGIT summons a demon to kick him into next week! Subliminal shit right there tinylittlegremlin: *pffft* tinylittlegremlin: You sound like an announcer azhdrake: "You what" are the best last words before getting destroyed by a demon. hatkirby: thank u hatkirby: Pfft hatkirby: although it's often like this: "that was a great deal we made. anyway now that i gave you a hundred dollars, i get to take my side of the bargain: Y O U R S O U L" "you what"
doomsdayfairy: You go Star! doomsdayfairy: Unlock those kin memories! hatkirby: Hldhlslgskgsmg hatkirby: Oh I Will toothpastecanyon: Djdncnck hatkirby: This is the kind of thing where I go in expecting to get dipper memories but I come out with Bill memories and then I tear off my shirt in agony doomsdayfairy: pfft oh no toothpastecanyon: No the dipper memories are in the second one hatkirby: Oh phew doomsdayfairy: get both and you'll get Alcor memories hatkirby: The Transcendence happens between covid vaccine doses toothpastecanyon: Nfnfncmckc doomsdayfairy: lol revya: Initially read this as “no worries, the dipper memories are in the bill memories” n I was like :blobamused: doomsdayfairy: pfft hatkirby: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hatkirby: :grumpy_alcor: hatkirby: theyre my kin memories and i get to decide which au theyre from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! azhdrake: ohaeldahwlfeaw
tinylittlegremlin: Twin souls kinnies, aka Twinnies or in the singular: Twinny,- hatkirby: djkhfkaf tinylittlegremlin: I sufter the though, you suffer the thought too toothpastecanyon: yesssss I love that except for the twinner part but yeah before that hell yeah grem tinylittlegremlin: XD tinylittlegremlin: Ok now i want a fic where alcors pretending to human and when he tries to reveal his secret everyone just thinks hes a closet twinny tinylittlegremlin: Not just a twinner tinylittlegremlin: But a twinny hatkirby: omG hatkirby: kjhsadkfh hatkirby: IDEAS THO hatkirby: alcor tries to tell someone and they're like "oh thanks for feeling comfortable enough telling me something like that! i know people say it's cringe but i'm alcor kin too... hey why do you look like you're gonna be sick" tinylittlegremlin: XD azhdrake: "Oh don't tell me you're a no doubles kind of guy" tinylittlegremlin: Every time he tries to prove it theyre just like "man ur rlly commited to this arentcha" hatkirby: 😶 theentity0808: :blobglare: tinylittlegremlin: NO DOUBLES ADAGSJSKSKAJAVSJDKDMXM azhdrake: And that's how space california gets blown up tinylittlegremlin: *Gjfhskalalijho* azhdrake: "COULD A KINNIE DO THIS???" azhdrake: "oh fuck not again" hatkirby: kjDSHF tinylittlegremlin: Bees ur killing me tinylittlegremlin: Im dead tinylittlegremlin: Youve slain me tinylittlegremlin: The news reports tho- tinylittlegremlin: "Alcor 'kinnie' blows up space california" azhdrake: ;oafjo;awefjo;awiejf;iaw tinylittlegremlin: "Twin Souls: harmless romance or unspeakable crime?" hatkirby: you're laughing. the world's biggest alcor kinnie blowed up space california to turn space georgia blue in the elections, and you're laughing. azhdrake: FCANWEFKAWJEV:KAGWEGVA tinylittlegremlin: "Twin Souls encouraging violence in The Youth" tinylittlegremlin: Im no just laughing im ***howling*** hatkirby: >:D azhdrake: I mean. "The world's biggest Alcor kinnie" is, if you think about it, a technically correct description of Dipper tinylittlegremlin: *wheeze* azhdrake: Are we all not but the worlds biggest kinners of ourselves?
avespecora: tucks star in ever so gently avespecora: no it is bed time hatkirby: uwu pallasvoid: same hatkirby: Read me a bedtime fic avie avespecora: yes yes let's see..... avespecora: clears my throat and obnoxious amount avespecora: "Once upon a time there was a Dipper and he was a demon. Some fuckin wild shit happened man, you shoulda been there. Crazy. Anyway's I'm sure it worked out in the end. The End" hatkirby: Fzfakgskysgksk
hatkirby: if i felt like I did a bad job explaining the treehouse timed laser door during my GDQ run, it doesn't compare at all to how bad a job I apparently did at explaining reference counting a decade ago https://www.fourisland.com/quotes/461 tinylittlegremlin: i love this quote snippet hatkirby: yay! i'm a new object! i exist! [<- something created just to be tormented] tinylittlegremlin: :owo: tinylittlegremlin: i will love it and hold it forever tinylittlegremlin: and place it in many many many situationsTm hatkirby: just like a pathetic fictional man! tinylittlegremlin: :blobaww: :owo: yeah... heehee hatkirby: puts dipper into a situation tinylittlegremlin: (reb) tinylittlegremlin: yes... Yes.... YES...! tinylittlegremlin: :smugne: hatkirby: it's quite an oblique situation hatkirby: oh..! and it seems he is not handling it well! [i am suddenly in a sportscaster's booth talking over a speaker system] tinylittlegremlin: (i am suddenly next to you) fascinating fascinating turn of events here really- lets see how this plays out! hatkirby: now wait a minute... do my eyes deceive me? is he succumbing? tinylittlegremlin: it appaers he may very well might be! hatkirby: and i thiiiink that's a sympathetic figure reaching out to him-- and he's lashing out! tinylittlegremlin: ooooooooo a bood move on his part- what will the sympathetic figure do next? will they retaliate? try again? give up? lets watch and see hatkirby: grem this is fascinating but i think i am bleeding from the eyes tinylittlegremlin: (hands you a tissue) likely effects from the lashing out- well be fine tinylittlegremlin: (someone walks into chat tomorrow morning to see us both slumped over foaming at the mouth in the announcers booth ) hatkirby: [it in fact turns out we've been below delta brainwaves for like three hours] tinylittlegremlin: [wheeze]