#570 Up +1/-0 Down October 22 2023 at 01:43:56 am EDT
hatkirby: HHHHHUTRFHHGRGH BUBUU BUT H HUHH VGRSG HYYG
hatkirby: [picture of a Morpho Knight plush]
toothpastecanyon: :blurryeyes:
toothpastecanyon: They’re flying off the shelves like a swarm of butterflies
hatkirby: 7.9 inches how big is that
hatkirby: Bigger than my dick
toothpastecanyon: Cjfnfnfnf
toothpastecanyon: 😳
hatkirby: OK I DIDN’T THINK THAT JOKE THROUGH
hatkirby: IM NOT GOING TO FUCK MORPHO KNIGHT
toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfjfjffkfk
tinylittlegremlin: LABJLSGJLGSJHLBSJIBS
tinylittlegremlin: IBUIS
tinylittlegremlin: AKFHGK
hatkirby: ALSO MY DICK IS INSIDE OUT ANYWAY
tinylittlegremlin: i picked the worng tgime to awlk back in i think
hatkirby: Help
hatkirby: Hi grom
toothpastecanyon: No you picked the right time
tinylittlegremlin: hi guys
hatkirby: I just want the Morpho Knight plush
tinylittlegremlin: so star ur fucking morpho knight?
tinylittlegremlin: happy 4 u congrats on the new relationsip
hatkirby: And I don’t know how NO!!!!!!!
toothpastecanyon: I love the Morpho knight plush :owo:
toothpastecanyon: 🦋
hatkirby: I- I don’t know if Morpho Knight is capable of that! I think it’s the embodiment of death?? I don’t think that would be good for your genitals!
hatkirby: Also I’m not attracted to butterflies why does everyone think I’m attracted to butterflies !!!!!
toothpastecanyon: Um hot <- am I doing this right
hatkirby: Performing necromancy to get a boner
hatkirby: Yes
hatkirby: Good job tooth! The situation is more awkward
toothpastecanyon: Thank you :blobsmilehappyeyes:
hatkirby: I’ve dug myself into a hole I cannot escape from
toothpastecanyon: A 7.9 inch hole
hatkirby: Morpho Knight doesn’t have big muscles and- TOOTH
hatkirby: EHKEYJTW
toothpastecanyon: >:3
hatkirby: [sobbing] i just wanted to make a joke about how my dick is the only thing around that size that I can visualise easily
tinylittlegremlin: (imoressed applause) well played tooth, well played
tinylittlegremlin: :blobhighfive:
hatkirby: And now I’m married to the grim reaper
toothpastecanyon: :blobhighfive:
toothpastecanyon: This is one for the quotes website
hatkirby: I’m throwing bombs at you both
tinylittlegremlin: :3c
hatkirby: Yeah lmao you’re right
tinylittlegremlin: worth it
toothpastecanyon: Worth it- 💥
tinylittlegremlin: o7 - 💥
toothpastecanyon: Hand in extremely funny hand
tinylittlegremlin: 🤝
tinylittlegremlin: wee should audioify it
hatkirby: Yeah ok you two are just holding hands and I’m the one that’s dying
toothpastecanyon: You can hold hands with us too :blobsnuggle:
tinylittlegremlin: yeah cus ur fucking the embodiment of desth-
hatkirby: Because I’m DATING the GRIM REAPER
toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfnf
hatkirby: 😩
hatkirby: I’m desperate but not that desperate 😩😩😩😩😩😩