toothpastecanyon: Bees save me toothpastecanyon: Save me bees toothpastecanyon: Fix Microsoft please :owo: azhdrake: Uhhhhhh have you tried turning the CrowdStrike off and on again? toothpastecanyon: Hmmm pallasvoid: :thinkscramble: pallasvoid: instructions unclear, :penis: got caught in ceiling fan hatkirby: That's rough buddy pallasvoid: :blobamused: ideally, yes hatkirby: :penis: pallasvoid: anyway, I'm sorry Tooth hahaha hatkirby: Void looking for that Samsung spin cycle fan death orgasm pallasvoid: weujhgfdjkhegsdwrk;ijhegr pallasvoid: STAR WHAT HTE FGUCK hatkirby: Hi
hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"] cymrin: why is google play edging you…. hatkirby: if only hatkirby: i got this from a friend hatkirby: google play was edging them cymrin: if only???????????? cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself
seiya234: wait did someone say baltimore azhdrake: Hey Seiya! seiya234: hewwo gasmasque: How to summon Seiya 101: mention Baltimore hatkirby: or monsterfucking seiya234: sir. hatkirby: 👉 👈 hatkirby: hewwo seiya seiya234: don’t give me the emojis i just found out yesterday were associated with bottoming hatkirby: SDJKFHKSDJFHSDK gasmasque: :wheeze: seiya234: also apparently this one 🥹 gasmasque: Well it is Star’s native language hatkirby: well it's only fair you assassinate me after i came for you like that XD pallasvoid: asjghaksdgh seiya234: pew pew
hatkirby: useful function hatkirby: public bool IsHole(int x, int y) hatkirby: for finding holes exempt_medic: return True scipiowright: IsHole(hatkirby.xpos, hatkirby.ypos) hatkirby: jksdfhsdjkhfksjh hatkirby: if you two had posted those in reverse order it would've been even better exempt_medic: I know 😭
hatkirby: yalls i'm doing some game modding and i'm looking at some of the code files in link's awakening and um. hatkirby: > ObjCockParticle.cs hatkirby: it is PROBABLY referring to the rooster in the game? but... i am not sure how hatkirby: ok yeah it is the rooster toothpastecanyon: link's awakening nsfw??? hatkirby: link's SEXUAL awakening?????????????? toothpastecanyon: HDSFCXHGFHGF toothpastecanyon: star you're not allowed to make me laugh out loud in class gdfgfd hatkirby: i mean he was drowning in water, i'm not sure how much more of a *wet* dream you can have, i'm so sorry i take that back i'm sorry toothpastecanyon: omg swbookworm: don't take it back!! commit to your puns, no matter how cursed!! tinylittlegremlin: cursed? didbsomebidy say cursed??
hatkirby: so imagine you start going down on someone, and sburban jungle from homestuck starts playing. what would that mean? cymrin: I don't think about that and neither should you.
kf01: Looking For Game Short > LFG Short > Let's Fucking Go Shortenstein hatkirby: ohhhh i always thought LFG really did stand for let's fucking go kf01: shortenstein reminds me of my cousin throckmorton exempt_medic: I thought FTW meant Fuck The World for SO long kf01: (physics problem meme name) kf01: I refuse to believe kf01: oh no hatkirby: ok so the name sounded familiar so i googled throckmorton and this is one of the first things i found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Thomas_sign kf01: ah yes, TTT, Throckmorton Throckmorton Throckmorton. hatkirby: was not expecting the embed jksdhfksjf kf01: lmfao exempt_medic: I was reading the embed! kf01: didn't want an X-ray of some poor sap's dick rever: :Ban_Hammer: hatkirby: you have been cursed to read the actual page hatkirby: :owo: rever: :rever_flushed: kf01: kinkshame.png kf01: /s hatkirby: kink unlocked: guys with broken hips rever: :isabelleBanHammer: kf01: LOL rever pinned a message to this channel. See all pinned messages. exempt_medic: I AM WHEEZING kf01: side effect: broken bed hatkirby: hdfjkhskgdsf exempt_medic: Primary side effect: Broken Hip kf01: destroyed pelvis kf01: this is getting really fucking raunchy holy shit rever: imagine if it was phrased rever: Nerf: Broken Hip kf01: ashfkjasfgjhfgkwajkhfjhJGJHASDGHJGG hatkirby: when god nerfs you for having too much fun rever: @hatkirby join vc hatkirby: > Studies have shown that the "sign" is no better than chance at identifying the location of a hip fracture. hatkirby: i just think this is really funny because the implication is that some radiologists were trying to use ppls dicks as injury divining rods exempt_medic: That was NOT how I thought that sentence was gonna end
rever: in a vc rever: me at hatkirby: do you know what metal pipe sounds like rever: hatkirby: male pipe? newsoupvi: I do know what a male pipe sounds like yes :SylveonSmug: hatkirby: i really could not tell what he was saying and i didn't realise what i was saying until someone laughed hatkirby: XD rever: ?????? newsoupvi: :KEKW: rever: I said "Hatkirby, no stop XD" hatkirby: >:3 scipiowright: From my research, they appear to make the "plap" sound rever: euhkjdsaf rever: Man im glad this is not a gc on the main server, yall would have been bapped to After Dark newsoupvi: Imagining someone unzipping their pants and whipping out their dick and it's so long that it falls to the floor and it just makes this sound newsoupvi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5R0FbEQBVM hatkirby: sdjklfhsdkjfhskdjfh rever: :dr_sob: hatkirby: that is an insane packer