#759Up+0/-0DownNovember 20 2024 at 10:27:23 pm EST
[anonymous]: You know the meme of how every man has an animal they think they could beat in a fight [anonymous]: My version of this is that I think that I could never lose something in my ass and whenever I see one of those xrays where someone got a bottle of shampoo stuck in their rectum I'm just like just poop it out dumbass
hatkirby: omg omg yalls yknow what i REALLY want hatkirby: pumking... pie........................ gasmasque: For I second I expected you to say dick hatkirby: i mean. i do want that too hatkirby: but i try to restrain myself in tau general pallasvoid: (X) Doubt gasmasque: Emphasis on try hatkirby: ok fine guys i want dick in every hole of my body are you happy now hatkirby: bearing my soul here pallasvoid: i am overjoyed pallasvoid: thank you for speaking your truth hatkirby: and i want cum on my soul ok pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: gasmasque: And we love you for that
gasmasque: Here at Tau we’re discovering new ways to be homosexual, here’s our lead researcher Star now gasmasque: Star, say something about our research for the people back at home hatkirby: Thank you Gas! Yes, audience, I've been really trying to push the homosexual envelope here. I've been doing things such as 1) thinking about dick 2) thinking about balls 3) thinking about BOTH at the same time 4) thinking about TOUCHING them even hatkirby: Let me tell you I've been getting some great results gasmasque: Now I know thinking about TOUCHING them sounds dangerous folks, but Star here is a professional gay boy gasmasque: He knows his penises
#740Up+0/-0DownSeptember 10 2024 at 10:36:42 pm EDT
hatkirby: Oh, is this my new work computer? Yeah they emailed me telling me I had to get a new one within two weeks. bwoka: Is the old one Intel? [company] probably wants us to get the new Macs because they are better at handling a second monitor with Meet on it. toothpastecanyon: ??? Meat?? hatkirby: MEET, like, video calling for work. toothpastecanyon: [laughing] Oh, I thought- hatkirby: [also laughing] Yeah I perfectly envisioned what you heard and it is funny toothpastecanyon: I was like obviously you had to get a new computer for that. hatkirby: Yeah, I mean, they knew I had a second monitor. And they knew it had meat on it. toothpastecanyon: ... toothpastecanyon: [starts cracking up even harder] hatkirby: WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
toothpastecanyon: Bees save me toothpastecanyon: Save me bees toothpastecanyon: Fix Microsoft please :owo: azhdrake: Uhhhhhh have you tried turning the CrowdStrike off and on again? toothpastecanyon: Hmmm pallasvoid: :thinkscramble: pallasvoid: instructions unclear, :penis: got caught in ceiling fan hatkirby: That's rough buddy pallasvoid: :blobamused: ideally, yes hatkirby: :penis: pallasvoid: anyway, I'm sorry Tooth hahaha hatkirby: Void looking for that Samsung spin cycle fan death orgasm pallasvoid: weujhgfdjkhegsdwrk;ijhegr pallasvoid: STAR WHAT HTE FGUCK hatkirby: Hi
hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"] cymrin: why is google play edging you…. hatkirby: if only hatkirby: i got this from a friend hatkirby: google play was edging them cymrin: if only???????????? cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself
seiya234: wait did someone say baltimore azhdrake: Hey Seiya! seiya234: hewwo gasmasque: How to summon Seiya 101: mention Baltimore hatkirby: or monsterfucking seiya234: sir. hatkirby: 👉 👈 hatkirby: hewwo seiya seiya234: don’t give me the emojis i just found out yesterday were associated with bottoming hatkirby: SDJKFHKSDJFHSDK gasmasque: :wheeze: seiya234: also apparently this one 🥹 gasmasque: Well it is Star’s native language hatkirby: well it's only fair you assassinate me after i came for you like that XD pallasvoid: asjghaksdgh seiya234: pew pew
hatkirby: useful function hatkirby: public bool IsHole(int x, int y) hatkirby: for finding holes exempt_medic: return True scipiowright: IsHole(hatkirby.xpos, hatkirby.ypos) hatkirby: jksdfhsdjkhfksjh hatkirby: if you two had posted those in reverse order it would've been even better exempt_medic: I know 😭
hatkirby: yalls i'm doing some game modding and i'm looking at some of the code files in link's awakening and um. hatkirby: > ObjCockParticle.cs hatkirby: it is PROBABLY referring to the rooster in the game? but... i am not sure how hatkirby: ok yeah it is the rooster toothpastecanyon: link's awakening nsfw??? hatkirby: link's SEXUAL awakening?????????????? toothpastecanyon: HDSFCXHGFHGF toothpastecanyon: star you're not allowed to make me laugh out loud in class gdfgfd hatkirby: i mean he was drowning in water, i'm not sure how much more of a *wet* dream you can have, i'm so sorry i take that back i'm sorry toothpastecanyon: omg swbookworm: don't take it back!! commit to your puns, no matter how cursed!! tinylittlegremlin: cursed? didbsomebidy say cursed??