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hatkirby: TOOTH!!!!
hatkirby: I am eating my three Egg Thursday
toothpastecanyon: STAR
toothpastecanyon: Omg!!
toothpastecanyon: But it’s Monday silly!
hatkirby: 🤔
hatkirby: Ah yes but someday it won't be!
hatkirby: Checkmate atheists
toothpastecanyon: It’s Thursday somewhere
hatkirby: Ass eaten by occam's razor
toothpastecanyon: Hrthhgjghgjgfjg
hatkirby: "Eating ass" is really really funny to me bc like imagine the idea of just biting off someone's butt. But then I remember that it is a sex thing ncsjgs
pallasvoid: ksjhdflkjahglajkhgr
toothpastecanyon: Damn they took all the fun expressions
hatkirby: 😔
azhdrake: "Gonna be eating ass tonight!" I say as I put my ham in the oven
hatkirby: KGSTKDKHSLY
toothpastecanyon: Hrqhffvergrg
hatkirby: I am making noises
hatkirby: Wait is that a sex thing too I thought that meant farting
toothpastecanyon: Pfffft
toothpastecanyon: No only SEX PEOPLE are allowed to make noise the rest of us must be SILENT
hatkirby: No lol I meant the ham in the oven
azhdrake: What?
toothpastecanyon: oh I misunderstood fkfkfkfkfkfj
azhdrake: Since when is "ham in the oven" mean anything other then cooking a ham?
hatkirby: we are all a clueless mess
toothpastecanyon: Hehehe
azhdrake: Yeah I googled it and it's just recipies.
hatkirby: ok i looked it up on urban dictionary and "ham in the oven" does mean farting
pallasvoid: kjahsdkgjhadfg
azhdrake: I stand corrected
toothpastecanyon: ‘Hey thanks for coming to dinner I have a ham in the oven’ ‘GROSS’
hatkirby: "thank you for attending my soiree. if you'll take a look at the menu you will see that we are going to be eating ass tonight"
toothpastecanyon: Omg
hatkirby: dipper walks into the room and immediately walks out