hatkirby: TOOTH!!!! hatkirby: I am eating my three Egg Thursday toothpastecanyon: STAR toothpastecanyon: Omg!! toothpastecanyon: But it’s Monday silly! hatkirby: 🤔 hatkirby: Ah yes but someday it won't be! hatkirby: Checkmate atheists toothpastecanyon: It’s Thursday somewhere hatkirby: Ass eaten by occam's razor toothpastecanyon: Hrthhgjghgjgfjg hatkirby: "Eating ass" is really really funny to me bc like imagine the idea of just biting off someone's butt. But then I remember that it is a sex thing ncsjgs pallasvoid: ksjhdflkjahglajkhgr toothpastecanyon: Damn they took all the fun expressions hatkirby: 😔 azhdrake: "Gonna be eating ass tonight!" I say as I put my ham in the oven hatkirby: KGSTKDKHSLY toothpastecanyon: Hrqhffvergrg hatkirby: I am making noises hatkirby: Wait is that a sex thing too I thought that meant farting toothpastecanyon: Pfffft toothpastecanyon: No only SEX PEOPLE are allowed to make noise the rest of us must be SILENT hatkirby: No lol I meant the ham in the oven azhdrake: What? toothpastecanyon: oh I misunderstood fkfkfkfkfkfj azhdrake: Since when is "ham in the oven" mean anything other then cooking a ham? hatkirby: we are all a clueless mess toothpastecanyon: Hehehe azhdrake: Yeah I googled it and it's just recipies. hatkirby: ok i looked it up on urban dictionary and "ham in the oven" does mean farting pallasvoid: kjahsdkgjhadfg azhdrake: I stand corrected toothpastecanyon: ‘Hey thanks for coming to dinner I have a ham in the oven’ ‘GROSS’ hatkirby: "thank you for attending my soiree. if you'll take a look at the menu you will see that we are going to be eating ass tonight" toothpastecanyon: Omg hatkirby: dipper walks into the room and immediately walks out