#676 Up +0/-0 Down January 25 2024 at 08:18:38 pm EST
hatkirby: yalls I'm reading a thing about phalloplasty and there's a part listing reasons why someone might get one, and I can't help but laugh at this
hatkirby: [screenshot of a list that ends with "Explosions"]
hatkirby: Help someone detonated a bomb on my penis
toothpastecanyon: nbvnvbmbvm
hatkirby: They used Dynamite on my D
hatkirby: C4 on my Cock
j._a._m.: Ex
j._a._m.: Explosives on my esophagus
hatkirby: She C4 on my Cock til I Get A Phalloplasty
toothpastecanyon: jdgvhghjghjgh
hatkirby: Bombs on my breasts (for non horny reasons)
j._a._m.: Nukes on my nipples
hatkirby: Lghslysydlh
toothpastecanyon: I don’t want the titty chop I want the titty kaboom
hatkirby: Black powder on my balls
toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfn
j._a._m.: New top surgery just dropped
hatkirby: Hi Margaret
j._a._m.: (I am now an elephants foot)
hatkirby: Uranium on my uterus
j._a._m.: Pfjsksk