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gasmasque: Here at Tau we’re discovering new ways to be homosexual, here’s our lead researcher Star now
gasmasque: Star, say something about our research for the people back at home
hatkirby: Thank you Gas! Yes, audience, I've been really trying to push the homosexual envelope here. I've been doing things such as 1) thinking about dick 2) thinking about balls 3) thinking about BOTH at the same time 4) thinking about TOUCHING them even
hatkirby: Let me tell you I've been getting some great results
gasmasque: Now I know thinking about TOUCHING them sounds dangerous folks, but Star here is a professional gay boy
gasmasque: He knows his penises