Four Island

This post is the second day of VisitorGrid Week. For more information, read the post linked to right there.

Today I thought I'd vent some more of my anger towards Apple. It's time to be angry at the iPhone.

The iPhone.... GAH. It's so terrible, only an idiot would like it. So, naturally, I got an idiot to come in for an interview.

Hello Douglas, that is your name isn't it?

Hatkirby

Yes

Douglas

Ok. So, Douglas, why do you like the iPhone?

Hatkirby

Because it has a touch screen.

Douglas

But Douglas, the DS you are playing right now also has a touch screen.

Hatkirby

And I like it! So I like things with Touch Screens. It's also the only iPod with a Touch Screen so far.

Douglas

Um, Douglas. That's not exactly true. Ever heard of the iTouch?

Hatkirby

They're made at the same time. They're the same thing except the iPhone has a phone.

Douglas

Um.... ok. Any other reason you think the iPhone's good?

Hatkirby

It's awesome.

Douglas

That didn't exactly answer my question, Douglas.

Hatkirby

It's a phone. It's the first iPod thing that's a phone. It's very new.

Douglas

Um, that's quite apparent from looking at it. Well, iPod's are IPODs, not cellular phones. Why do you need an MP3 players with a phone in it?

Hatkirby

Because then you don't need to buy a phone and an iPod. Then you just have an iPhone.

Douglas

Well, that's a thingy. Anyway, thanks for coming today Douglas.

Hatkirby

Your welcome.

Douglas

Um.... that wasn't quite the answer I was expecting.

Hatkirby

You scare me.

Douglas

....Ok, this interview's over.

Hatkirby

Well, as you can see, the idiot has some good reasons for himself to want an iPhone. Which means, that if you have these reasons.... well.... um.... runs away

NOTE: If anyone was offended by this post, I am sorry. I am just expressing my immense dislike of Apple. No idiots were harmed in the making of this post.