The Four Island Quotes DB

Hatkirby: The Drifty looks like she thinks her dress has pockets and is desperately trying to hide her hands
Drifty: lolololol
Hatkirby: ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE A GUN?!?!?
Drifty: YES
Hatkirby: DON'T KILL SAM
Drifty: I HAD A GUN
Drifty: i just wonder sometimes if there are creepy people who go on these websites and are like "MAN LOOK AT ALL THESE YOUNG PEOPLE DRESSED UP LIKE OLD PEOPLE"
Drifty: I didn't intend on ending my sentence like that
Drifty: but it ended
Hatkirby: "MAN THAT'S SOME SEXY POCKET ACTION GOING ON THERE"
Hatkirby: "I WONDER IF THAT GIRL IS CONCEALING A GUN"
Hatkirby: "I AM A PEDOPHILE"
Hatkirby: "BBY"
Drifty: "I LIKE CONCEALED GUNS"
Drifty: wait why are the guys all into pocket action
Drifty: It looks awkwardly cute
Hatkirby: It is awkwardly cute
Drifty: Does the photographer have a fetish for pockets
Drifty: Is that even a thing?
Hatkirby: "Man that is a sexy pocket, I bet you could fit an entire hand in there!"
Drifty: or a gun
Hatkirby: "perhaps a penis" /NO
Drifty: HEY GUYS I HAVE AN EXTRA PENIS IN MY POCKET
Hatkirby: DOES ANYONE WANT IT
Drifty: ANYBODY WANT ONE
Hatkirby: ANY LESBIANS IN THE HOUSE NEED A TWO WAY DILDO

Старла Эппрет: The Quotes DB is being overrun by lesbionic quotes
Drifty: Four Island is being lesbianized
Drifty: quick, get the porn
Старла Эппрет: Quotes DB also ships Drifty with Porn
Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn
Старла Эппрет: Drifty And Porn Have Awful Honeymoon
Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Again
Старла Эппрет: Starla Stops Talking
Drifty: Porn breaks up with Drifty
Drifty: after Kissing a Girl
Старла Эппрет: Drifty Cries And Watches Porn
Старла Эппрет: watches it get dumped, that it
Drifty: And that may sound like I'm not a girl
Старла Эппрет: *that is
Drifty: but I am
Drifty: I'm also a conglomerate
Старла Эппрет: Kissing ANother Girl
Старла Эппрет: CONGLOMERATE is a Sedimentary Girl
Drifty: I mean
Старла Эппрет: Rock
Старла Эппрет: Or Girl
Старла Эппрет: Both
Drifty: What
Старла Эппрет: RockGirl
Drifty: Where
Drifty: Why
Drifty: How
Старла Эппрет: Also Who
Drifty: Who are you?
Drifty: What is this place?
Старла Эппрет: Is this real life?
Старла Эппрет: Or is it just fantasy?
Drifty: Is this just fantasy?
Старла Эппрет: Will, I TOLD YOU
Старла Эппрет: ROCKGIRL IS OFF LIMITS
Старла Эппрет: then Porn Cries and Makes A Film About It
Drifty: Maybe I should take Porn to the Prom to make him/her/it/they/conglomerate better
Старла Эппрет: ConglomeratePorn is for FetishDrifty
Старла Эппрет: but PromDrifty goes with ItPorn
Старла Эппрет: ItPorn really knows the clubs
Старла Эппрет: but that's not important because they go to The Prom
Старла Эппрет: This proves fairly well that Four Islanders have no idea what porn is

Drifty: Hello!
Drifty: I have exercised the mouse
Старла Эппрет: Hi!
Drifty: I mean exorcised
Старла Эппрет: Exorcized
Drifty: s
Старла Эппрет: Yes
Старла Эппрет: That
Drifty: Yes
Старла Эппрет: Yes
Старла Эппрет: More
Drifty: Yes
Старла Эппрет: Of course
Старла Эппрет: Even more yes

Старла Эппрет: I'm trying to deal with listening to a fantastic Regina Spektor album and an album that I've newly discovered to be truly awesome (this is already after it contains my favorite song of all time hmmm whats that) at the same time
Drifty: What's the problem?
Старла Эппрет: Is there a problem?
Drifty: Probab;y not
Старла Эппрет: Could never tell you what happened the day I turned SEEEEEVEEEEEENTEEN
Drifty: Because you got drunk and hooked up with Taylor Swift /it's a song by marisa something am i rite
Старла Эппрет: oh god I thought I had that all covered up!
Drifty: But you didn't!
Drifty: It's on all the respectable periodicals
Старла Эппрет: IT WAS ONE GAY EXPERIENCE WITH A CELEBRITY, YOU CAN TELL NO ONE!
Drifty: like Four Island Daily
Drifty: and True Falsities
Drifty: Of course, daily is now monthly
Drifty: but
Drifty: details
Старла Эппрет: she later wrote a song about it: "I Kissed A Girl And Now I'm Realizing Why All My Past Boyfriends Sucked"
Старла Эппрет: wellllll I actually wrote a post two days in a row thank you very much
Старла Эппрет: and the song is Seventeen by Marina & the Diamonds
Drifty: My god
Drifty: Four Island Daily is not to be confused with Starla Daily
Старла Эппрет: but… my camera!
Drifty: Starla Daily is a shad- respectable periodical by the Lady Queen Mistress herself
Drifty: Four Island Daily is run by Pumpkin
Старла Эппрет: Ah, I can see how one could confuse that

Smiley: for some reason windows feels the need to install the driver for my iPod even though it was fine with it before
Старла Эппрет: lol
Старла Эппрет: Windows likes its drivers
Старла Эппрет: It likes to golf
Старла Эппрет: Windows may or may not be a lesbian
Старла Эппрет: Sorry, too much Family Guy
Smiley: i have no idea what you're talking about
Старла Эппрет: It's probably best for you that you don't

Drifty: what ever happened to Fight Like A Girl?
Старла Эппрет: Yess I really want that to come out
Старла Эппрет: I heard Kerli is coming out with her second album this fall
Старла Эппрет: and it is fall
Старла Эппрет: like, as of two days ago
Старла Эппрет: so, yeah
Drifty: Fall emcompasses a large amount of time!
Drifty: Fall could even emcompass the period of time when the jaguars are falling
Старла Эппрет: Oh may
Drifty: i.e December 12 2012
Drifty: or Fall could be when the Asteroid falls
Drifty: or when Niagara Falls
Старла Эппрет: This is 2011
Старла Эппрет: Ain't the world supposed to end according to THE RAPTURE in October?
Drifty: The world was supposed to end in 2000
Drifty: and 6/6/05
Старла Эппрет: October 21st, apparentsly
Drifty: I mean 6/6/06
Drifty: And in 1000
Старла Эппрет: The world is supposed to end all the time
Drifty: and in so many other dates
Старла Эппрет: and, IT AINT GONNA SOON
Drifty: STARLA THE WORLD IS ENDING
Drifty: I LOVE YOU
Старла Эппрет: OH MY GOD
Старла Эппрет: LET'S BE ÜBER FRIENDS
Старла Эппрет: OH WAIT WE'RE DEAD
Старла Эппрет: or.. or… I THINK I'M IN LESBIANS WITH YOU
Drifty: ME TOO
Drifty: I'M IN LESBIANS
Drifty: LESBOS
Drifty: LET'S HONEYMOON