hatkirby: hello! rindomness: hi hi! gasmasque: Howdy hatkirby: welcome to the grownup chat! azhdrake: Hello! hatkirby: every time someone joins this chat my mind goes to "hehe we're grownups we talk about taxes" and then i think about "alcor commits tax fraud because he wants to feel normal" rindomness: jfdlskfjdslk he would wouldn't he gasmasque: It wouldn’t surprise me azhdrake: Alcor does the opposite of tax fraud sometimes, he pays taxes despite not being legally recognized as someone who should hatkirby: That's what I mean lol azhdrake: Oh I thought you meant he was raised by Grunkle Stan azhdrake: So like hatkirby: i think that is technically fraud because he is not a citizen anymore rindomness: it can be both! azhdrake: Tax Fraud as a "this is how you do things" sort of thing hatkirby: It can be both! switch off azhdrake: Dork hatkirby: grunkle stan doesn't commit tax fraud he just doesn't pay his taxes rindomness: that is true hatkirby: he would know how to commit fraud though azhdrake: apparently tax evasion can be considered a form of tax fraud hatkirby: oh! hatkirby: that makes sense gasmasque: Knowing Alcor he probably answers summons about doing people’s taxes all the time gasmasque: Gives him a nice little vacation from murdering cults hatkirby: dipper is like grunkle stan i want to pay my taxes because i want to be normal and stan is like "i'm glad you came to me, kid. here's what you do. get your tax money. put it in an envelope and address it to this PO box. what do you mean you know that's my PO box"
hatkirby: i find the slang terms for "muscular" to be the funniest things ever hatkirby: shredded? ripped? tweaked? jacked? hatkirby: its just. so good toothpastecanyon: alcor ripped some angel alcorian5305: I've never heard tweaked?? alcorian5305: Wtf how does that make sense hatkirby: how do any of them make sense? alcorian5305: "Tweaked" sounds like the opposite of muscular toothpastecanyon: aww lil angel is tweaked hatkirby: bab angel hatkirby: one one muscle toothpastecanyon: Omg just a tiny angel in the same pose toothpastecanyon: like comes up to lucy ann's knee, still rockin the sword n the armour toothpastecanyon: absolutely tweaked hatkirby: pfffffft hatkirby: i cant get over shredded toothpastecanyon: I would not like shredded muscles thanks toothpastecanyon: that sounds painful hatkirby: "yes i got prion disease so my muscles would be shredded" toothpastecanyon: PFFFFT OW aba_daba_do: Did you guys see the SNL skit that parodied Star Wars? “I heard that Kylo Ren is shredded. That Kylo Ren has a six pack.” aba_daba_do: That’s what I’m imagining rn but with TAU alcorian5305: I HEARD THAT ALCOR IS SHREDDED hatkirby: "yo i heard that Alcor the Dreambender is jacked to the moon" alcorian5305: THAT ALCOR HAS A SIXTEEN PACK hatkirby: mabel loses her mind laughing bc dipper is a scrawny kid toothpastecanyon: ~~alcor shows up with bleeding, shredded muscles and a six pack of soda~~ toothpastecanyon: 'DINNER GUYS :DDD' eka_caesium: Yeeesss toothpastecanyon: nobody eats alcor's dinner\ hatkirby: "bruh i read online that alcor is nutty tweaked" toothpastecanyon: even lane is like 'may I have candy' hatkirby: pfffft toothpastecanyon: NUTTY TWEAKED aba_daba_do: Don’t ever say Nutty Tweaked again eka_caesium: Star that's so cursed. hatkirby: >:D toothpastecanyon: N U T T Y T W E A K E D aba_daba_do: NO! hatkirby: T̩̯̪H̝̫̞I̯̖ͅS̼̫̭ ̝̝̞C̡̹͔U͏̱R̻̝͔S̴͇͙E̡͎ ̖̫̟I͉̣̰S̻͈̝ ͚̥M̻̲͇Į͎̩̰N҉̺̝̘E̙̹ ̯̜̙AL̶͇̭O͇͙̰N͏E̸ ̩͝T̠͍́O̥̟ ͈̝̲B̨͖͉E͇͝A̢̤̦R҉̖̤ͅ ͢N̩̞̖O̷̱̬ ̰L̖͈̺O͕͉͎N̷͎̠G͓̳͚E̱̺̜Ṛ̢̟͎
toothpastecanyon: I think TAU has spoiled me on any other fandom tho lol toothpastecanyon: I'm like wow I love this show can't wait to find the thriving discord server full of aroace people who have so many non shipping discussions!! eka_caesium: Awww yeah tinylittlegremlin: hahaXD toothpastecanyon: grem!! It's so strange I can't seem to find the discord server!! tinylittlegremlin: odd toothpastecanyon: I'm sure it's there tho!! hatkirby: No yeah tau has completely ruined me hatkirby: My body mind and soul have been destroyed hatkirby: Utterly bitched by this demon of a lad azhdrake: They haven't been destroyed, they're been rebuilt in his image hatkirby: khsdkfjshf
azhdrake: Ah yes my favorite part of TAU; that bit when there's direct to mouth ovulation. toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfncck hatkirby: Lrheoysldlhdlh toothpastecanyon: Oh no star bees is getting quiplash points too hatkirby: Bees you and I have probably read more of the tau blog than anyone else so we would know hatkirby: We would know that that's true obviously toothpastecanyon: It’s as common a trope in TAU as people doing first aid on Danny phantom!! hatkirby: 🙏 hatkirby: Poor Danny hatkirby: Tooth get over here I need to put gauze on your arm toothpastecanyon: Honestly no poor Danny!! Set ur own broken bones snowflake!!!!
hatkirby: Literally today has been an all-star day. buff alcor was THIS MORNING. can you believe it? that felt like 300 years ago. tinylittlegremlin: nothing but bangers avespecora: It weirdly does sjdhdvs ToothPasteCanyon: alcor frequently is like 'that felt like 300 years ago' and lucy ann is like because it was dipstick avespecora: feel like a while ago avespecora: LMAO hatkirby: saw that coming. Googoo Gaga Boobie Waaahhh ToothPasteCanyon: star you're omnicient it's not fair 😔 gasmasque: Star loves quoting my nephew hatkirby: i'm deleting the tau chat