Smiley: Hstkirby, I've got Compiz now Gryphic: AHHHHH Gryphic: ??? * Hatkirby is getting annoyed Smiley: Why are you annoyed Gryphic: BECAUSE * Hatkirby eats Compiz Gryphic: HER MOMMA Gryphic: IS A Gryphic: PERSON Hatkirby: WHATA!?!?!?!? Hatkirby: k * Gryphic is laughing her head off Smiley: compiz isn't all that bad Hatkirby: You mean laughing your EAT off! Gryphic: O RLY? Hatkirby: YA RLY! Gryphic: ... Gryphic: NO WAI!
(05:55:07 PM) Hatkirby: I just dropped my scissor (05:55:13 PM) Hatkirby: And it STABBED the keyboard (05:55:26 PM) Hatkirby: Right in between the '" key and the /? key (05:55:29 PM) Hatkirby: That was weird...... (05:55:46 PM) Pyro: that sounded cool (05:55:57 PM) Hatkirby: The scissor was just sticking out of the keyboard (05:56:00 PM) Hatkirby: Like (05:56:07 PM) Hatkirby: "HI! I'm stabbing your keyboard!" (05:56:09 PM) Hatkirby: "This is fun!" (05:56:13 PM) Pyro: haha (05:56:15 PM) Hatkirby: "'" and /? are in pain!!!!!!!" (05:56:20 PM) Hatkirby: "GIVE ME A COOKIE!' (05:56:31 PM) Hatkirby: "OR ELSE I'LL STAB THE 4$ KEY!!!!!" (05:56:39 PM) Hatkirby: Hatkirby: No, not the 4 key! (05:56:45 PM) Hatkirby: "YES! THE 4 KEY!!!!!!" (05:56:50 PM) Hatkirby: "HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (05:56:50 PM) Pyro: hahahehe (05:56:57 PM) Hatkirby: ...I'm insane, right? (05:57:04 PM) Hatkirby: Poop, my scissor is talking to me.
Gryphic: Do you know programming so well Gryphic: you can mentally write a program? Hatkirby: #include <stdio.h> Hatkirby: #include <iostream> Hatkirby: Hatkirby: using namespace::std; Hatkirby: Hatkirby: int main() Hatkirby: { Hatkirby: cout << "YES" << endl; Hatkirby: return 0; Hatkirby: } Hatkirby: ....WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED TO MY BEATUTIFUL COLLDE! Gryphic: ... Gryphic: SMILEYS Gryphic: WOOHOO Gryphic: So Gryphic: what would that do? Gryphic: I now know Gryphic: what you feel like when I Gryphic: randomly speak in Chinese. Hatkirby: It would print "YES" to the command prompt Hatkirby: And then it would exit Gryphic: ... Gryphic: um Gryphic: Yep Hatkirby: Doesn't do much Hatkirby: But it'll have to do Hatkirby: NOW GET ME MY COFFEE Hatkirby: AND A RAISE Hatkirby: I WORKED VERY HARD TODAY!!!!!! Gryphic: ... Gryphic: ... Gryphic: Wow.
Hatkirby: Oh Hatkirby: POOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: PPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!! Hatkirby: OMG! Hatkirby: I FORGOT ABOUT THE SCHOOL PROJECT Hatkirby: AND THE THIS I BELIEVE Hatkirby: I HAVE STARTED NEITHER Hatkirby: AND THEY'RE DUE TOMORROW@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Hatkirby explodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: Wait a minute........... Hatkirby: Did yaplet just turn some of my ramblings into an email address link? Hatkirby: ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!!?!?! Hatkirby: ..............
Hatkirby: So, I was at this dinner party Hatkirby: IT WAS REALLY WEIRD! tamasys: you mean his description of actuall location tamasys: i will Hatkirby: Yes tamasys: wot was? Hatkirby: Wait, I'm telling a story Hatkirby: I will enumerate the weird things that happened. tamasys: go on Hatkirby: So someone turned up with red shoes tamasys: tamasys: ... Hatkirby: I told him to click his heels and say "There's no place like home" Hatkirby: Wait a second Hatkirby: My brother is being an idiot tamasys: lolz Hatkirby: GO AWAY DOUGLAS YOU IDIOT Hatkirby: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: It's not working! Hatkirby: NVM! tamasys: brb soz Hatkirby: So my other brother was telling a story about a story his friend was telling Hatkirby: I'll quote him Hatkirby: Mario333: So he starts telling the story Hatkirby: Mario333: Badly Hatkirby: Mario333: And half way through Hatkirby: Mario333: He says Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: Oh, wait, can I start over? Hatkirby: Mario333: So he starts over. Hatkirby: Oh BTW, they were at camp when this story takes place Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: So there were these people at camp Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: And.... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They.... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: HAD A BABY Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: At 12:00 the phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: It said Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am in cabin 1" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: ..... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "You are not there" Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: And it goes on like that Hatkirby: Mario333: Until cabin 21 Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red Eye baby: Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am at your door" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They heard the door open Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: A small figure raced around Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: Phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am in your toilet" Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They hear the toilet flush Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs harder* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The baby comes in the room Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The phone rings Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am behind you" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The wife turns around Hatkirby: Yes, he did say wife! Hatkirby: Hatkirby: WOE are married people doing on camp Hatkirby: Hatkirby: At 11 years old????! Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: And the baby says Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Boo" Hatkirby: Mario333: Story's over. Hatkirby: *cracks up laughing*
* Gryphic is cool. * Hatkirby agrees * Gryphic is being strangled by headphones * Hatkirby runs for help * Gryphic is saved * Hatkirby is relieved * Gryphic is bursting * Hatkirby thinks Gryphic has to go to the bathroom
Hatkirby: Ok Hatkirby: I done a lot Gryphic: Hatkirby: But I will probably want to expand on it later Gryphic: Still doing it Gryphic: O_O Hatkirby: THis is so Pyro-sick Gryphic: Yeah Gryphic: Mee too
* Hatkirby tries to shake hands with Gryphic but misses Hatkirby: PROFANITY!!!!!!!!!! Gryphic: YES Hatkirby: SHAKE HANDS!!!!!!! * Gryphic picks up the little pink thing that is Hatkirby and shakes hands * Hatkirby frowns Gryphic: ... Hatkirby: DON'T MANHANDLE ME! Hatkirby: KIRBYHANDLE ME! * Gryphic laughs * Gryphic picks up Hatkirby and tosses her into the air and catches her. Gryphic: I can kirbyhandle you as much as I want to! Hatkirby: Help! She's playing with my limp body! * Hatkirby dies * Hatkirby gets reborn into an idiot SteveJobsNPC: Hello! * Gryphic plays HATBALL. Gryphic: HAHAHAH
* Hatkirby > ls * Gryphic cleans up the mess Gryphic: ? * Hatkirby > cd /home Gryphic: ? * Hatkirby > rm -rdfv Gryphic Gryphic: ? Gryphic: ... * Hatkirby has just deleted all of Gryphic files!!!!!!!!!! Gryphic: WTF? Gryphic: What are you doing? Gryphic: Trying to program ON A CHAT ROOM?!?! * Hatkirby > sudo rm -rdfv /home/gryphic Gryphic: ... Hatkirby: It's a joke! Hatkirby: LOG IN! Gryphic: ...