Hatkirby: Oh Hatkirby: POOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: PPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!! Hatkirby: OMG! Hatkirby: I FORGOT ABOUT THE SCHOOL PROJECT Hatkirby: AND THE THIS I BELIEVE Hatkirby: I HAVE STARTED NEITHER Hatkirby: AND THEY'RE DUE TOMORROW@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Hatkirby explodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: Wait a minute........... Hatkirby: Did yaplet just turn some of my ramblings into an email address link? Hatkirby: ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!!?!?! Hatkirby: ..............
Hatkirby: So, I was at this dinner party Hatkirby: IT WAS REALLY WEIRD! tamasys: you mean his description of actuall location tamasys: i will Hatkirby: Yes tamasys: wot was? Hatkirby: Wait, I'm telling a story Hatkirby: I will enumerate the weird things that happened. tamasys: go on Hatkirby: So someone turned up with red shoes tamasys: tamasys: ... Hatkirby: I told him to click his heels and say "There's no place like home" Hatkirby: Wait a second Hatkirby: My brother is being an idiot tamasys: lolz Hatkirby: GO AWAY DOUGLAS YOU IDIOT Hatkirby: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: It's not working! Hatkirby: NVM! tamasys: brb soz Hatkirby: So my other brother was telling a story about a story his friend was telling Hatkirby: I'll quote him Hatkirby: Mario333: So he starts telling the story Hatkirby: Mario333: Badly Hatkirby: Mario333: And half way through Hatkirby: Mario333: He says Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: Oh, wait, can I start over? Hatkirby: Mario333: So he starts over. Hatkirby: Oh BTW, they were at camp when this story takes place Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: So there were these people at camp Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: And.... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They.... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: HAD A BABY Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: At 12:00 the phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: It said Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am in cabin 1" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: ..... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "You are not there" Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: And it goes on like that Hatkirby: Mario333: Until cabin 21 Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red Eye baby: Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am at your door" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They heard the door open Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: A small figure raced around Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: Phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am in your toilet" Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They hear the toilet flush Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs harder* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The baby comes in the room Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The phone rings Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am behind you" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The wife turns around Hatkirby: Yes, he did say wife! Hatkirby: Hatkirby: WOE are married people doing on camp Hatkirby: Hatkirby: At 11 years old????! Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: And the baby says Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Boo" Hatkirby: Mario333: Story's over. Hatkirby: *cracks up laughing*
* Gryphic is cool. * Hatkirby agrees * Gryphic is being strangled by headphones * Hatkirby runs for help * Gryphic is saved * Hatkirby is relieved * Gryphic is bursting * Hatkirby thinks Gryphic has to go to the bathroom
Hatkirby: Ok Hatkirby: I done a lot Gryphic: Hatkirby: But I will probably want to expand on it later Gryphic: Still doing it Gryphic: O_O Hatkirby: THis is so Pyro-sick Gryphic: Yeah Gryphic: Mee too
* Hatkirby tries to shake hands with Gryphic but misses Hatkirby: PROFANITY!!!!!!!!!! Gryphic: YES Hatkirby: SHAKE HANDS!!!!!!! * Gryphic picks up the little pink thing that is Hatkirby and shakes hands * Hatkirby frowns Gryphic: ... Hatkirby: DON'T MANHANDLE ME! Hatkirby: KIRBYHANDLE ME! * Gryphic laughs * Gryphic picks up Hatkirby and tosses her into the air and catches her. Gryphic: I can kirbyhandle you as much as I want to! Hatkirby: Help! She's playing with my limp body! * Hatkirby dies * Hatkirby gets reborn into an idiot SteveJobsNPC: Hello! * Gryphic plays HATBALL. Gryphic: HAHAHAH
* Hatkirby > ls * Gryphic cleans up the mess Gryphic: ? * Hatkirby > cd /home Gryphic: ? * Hatkirby > rm -rdfv Gryphic Gryphic: ? Gryphic: ... * Hatkirby has just deleted all of Gryphic files!!!!!!!!!! Gryphic: WTF? Gryphic: What are you doing? Gryphic: Trying to program ON A CHAT ROOM?!?! * Hatkirby > sudo rm -rdfv /home/gryphic Gryphic: ... Hatkirby: It's a joke! Hatkirby: LOG IN! Gryphic: ...
* Hatkirby wants Gryphic to post! Gryphic: OKAY Gryphic: é Gryphic: COOL * Hatkirby is satisfied Gryphic: * Hatkirby is wondering at Gryphic * Gryphic is eating grapes * Hatkirby would like to ask Gryphic "WHAT ON EARTH?" * Gryphic is listening to One of Us * Hatkirby wonders if Gryphic gets the point * Gryphic is confuzzled * Hatkirby thinks Gryphic is on drugs * Hatkirby wants confirmation that Gryphic is not on said drugs * Gryphic thinks Hatkirby is on drugs * Hatkirby wants Gryphic to log on * Gryphic is not on drugs * Gryphic will. * Hatkirby says that that's what they all say * Hatkirby changes her mind Hatkirby: WE'RE ALL ON DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!
** Hatkirby rolled a 444444-sided die for a 51000 Gryphic: Hatkirby: Or better yet. ** Hatkirby rolled a 4-sided die for a 3 Hatkirby: NOO!!!!!!!!!! ** Gryphic rolled a 6-sided die for a 4 Hatkirby: WHAT ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gryphic: THREE Gryphic: HAHA Hatkirby: I GOT 3????? Gryphic: HAHAHAHA * Hatkirby screams * Hatkirby dies