#759Up+0/-0DownNovember 20 2024 at 10:27:23 pm EST
[anonymous]: You know the meme of how every man has an animal they think they could beat in a fight [anonymous]: My version of this is that I think that I could never lose something in my ass and whenever I see one of those xrays where someone got a bottle of shampoo stuck in their rectum I'm just like just poop it out dumbass
#758Up+0/-0DownNovember 14 2024 at 09:35:19 pm EST
scipiowright: oh god screw that lol scipiowright: maybe if someone complains scipiowright: but not before that rever: I'm complaining scipiowright: you're not a person rever: :dismay:
#757Up+0/-0DownNovember 09 2024 at 08:25:02 am EST
hatkirby: yalls i bought binding of isaac merch but if i wear it then everyone's going to think i'm catholic exempt_medic: Does the rest of your outfit make a stark contrast that will probably make people think you're not? hatkirby: Hmm I guess I could always wear my slutty gay sex pants exempt_medic: I was unprepared exempt_medic: I'm reading that with the pause and drama in "Just need my.... handy daddy notebook" hatkirby: DADDY?? exempt_medic: Dandy * 😦 hatkirby: XD scipiowright: Yes? hatkirby: i am CKA GHSD scipiowright: Go clean your room hatkirby: the noises i'm making right now exempt_medic: Saaame
#756Up+0/-0DownNovember 07 2024 at 12:18:23 pm EST
hatkirby: My dream last night involved riding the boys. And I'm about to do that now! hatkirby: The BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS hatkirby: AAAAAAAAA
#755Up+0/-0DownNovember 05 2024 at 09:14:56 am EST
hatkirby: > Following the theft, Defendant Lichtenstein devised a sophisticated plan to launder the stolen funds, involving extensive layering of transactions, cryptocurrency mixers and non-compliant cryptocurrency exchanges, darknet markets, and bank accounts in the U.S., as well as overseas hatkirby: what do half of these things even mean hatkirby: "cryptocurrency mixer" sounds like a thing you'd go to if you were a crypto bro and you wanted a girlfriend toothpastecanyon: jglkfdgf toothpastecanyon: sounds like a thing advertised as a place to meet a girlfriend but it's all just other crypto bros hatkirby: yassss hatkirby: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: idk if crypto bros are cool enough to do yaoi though 😔 toothpastecanyon: they don't even know what they have... hatkirby: typing wirhh one hasmnd toothpastecanyon: GFSDGFDGHFD hatkirby: BECAUSE I M BRUSHING MY EETH hatkirby: KILLS YOU toothpastecanyon: gjdgfjk star I love you omg hatkirby: jksdfhksjdfhksj hatkirby: now i've got toothpaste on my desk lol toothpastecanyon: meat monitor comment lmao
hatkirby: omg omg yalls yknow what i REALLY want hatkirby: pumking... pie........................ gasmasque: For I second I expected you to say dick hatkirby: i mean. i do want that too hatkirby: but i try to restrain myself in tau general pallasvoid: (X) Doubt gasmasque: Emphasis on try hatkirby: ok fine guys i want dick in every hole of my body are you happy now hatkirby: bearing my soul here pallasvoid: i am overjoyed pallasvoid: thank you for speaking your truth hatkirby: and i want cum on my soul ok pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: gasmasque: And we love you for that
hatkirby: I'm gonna eat toast toothpastecanyon: are you gonna run with it too hatkirby: If only 😩 hatkirby: But that's probably frowned upon in here toothpastecanyon: hmm have you tried it before there? You'll never know until you do ! hatkirby: You're right. This is no time to be a coward hatkirby: Update: I am in computer science jail. They are making me eat sand. They say the sand will make me better at computing the right thing to do in ordinary situations. The guy holding the bucket is really cute though, I wonder if I can get his number when I'm full of sand. toothpastecanyon: 😔 toothpastecanyon: star I'll miss you in the sand hatkirby: Update x2 I asked him for his number and he made me eat more sand toothpastecanyon: 😳 hatkirby: Update x3 and now he's making me eat something else just kidding I'm at work I'm at work I'm at work I'm at work toothpastecanyon: hjgfjghgjgh pallasvoid: ahlskgjasdgjkhadf pallasvoid: STAR hatkirby: hi void
toothpastecanyon: https://www.tumblr.com/lady-of-the-spirit/763636863273713664?source=share gasmasque: :penis: hatkirby: :penis: toothpastecanyon: star wants to move to poland suddenly I think hatkirby: perhaps agejta.: Star I can confirm that those kinds of sights are very normal here hatkirby: Intrigued toothpastecanyon: Taucon Poland toothpastecanyon: Under the Big Shadow azhdrake: I wonder how many of you, here, have ever witnessed a total eclipse of Sky Tower? To stand in the shadow of the dick is one of my humble goals in life. hatkirby: I love you bees azhdrake: Love you too Star
hatkirby: yalls I am loving this sound effect. what Situashuns do you think it plays in toothpastecanyon: Can’t wait to listen to this after work lol hatkirby: tooth you are gonna love it. it is less than a second long and isn't that remarkable hatkirby: [comedian from the 1750's voice] ah, just like doing it with my ex-wife!
azhdrake: Realized half way to the bus stop that my shirt buttons were one level off from the shirt's holes 😔 toothpastecanyon: Noooo I’ve done that toothpastecanyon: 😔 hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: gotta get undressed in public to fix it hatkirby: no other way hatkirby: btw i've never seen a bathroom before and my kidneys are exhausted from 100 years of labor azhdrake: I mean, I have an undershirt hatkirby: you have to take that off too hatkirby: i don't make the rules azhdrake: Fxrdtguhigdt gasmasque: Yeah someone named Hatkirby does toothpastecanyon: Djdjdjdjd hatkirby: cause like what if your undershirt gets slightly scrunched up under the effort of shifting around the buttons and it's kind of uncomfortable