gasmasque: Here at Tau we’re discovering new ways to be homosexual, here’s our lead researcher Star now gasmasque: Star, say something about our research for the people back at home hatkirby: Thank you Gas! Yes, audience, I've been really trying to push the homosexual envelope here. I've been doing things such as 1) thinking about dick 2) thinking about balls 3) thinking about BOTH at the same time 4) thinking about TOUCHING them even hatkirby: Let me tell you I've been getting some great results gasmasque: Now I know thinking about TOUCHING them sounds dangerous folks, but Star here is a professional gay boy gasmasque: He knows his penises
#747Up+0/-0DownSeptember 30 2024 at 10:01:16 am EDT
azhdrake: There's a lot to unpack here hatkirby: And none of us are gonna try, I think pallasvoid: I'm just tossing that whole suitcase, yeah
#746Up+0/-0DownSeptember 28 2024 at 07:32:04 pm EDT
hatkirby: it's tired of waiting hatkirby: you must fill the void hatkirby: i swear i don't mean this in a sexual way even though it's me saying it hatkirby: i just mean like lol... yknow like, getting consumed by the emptiness within you, letting that void stretch and envelope everything you've got piece by piece until you have nothing else and it still yearns for more toothpastecanyon: :owo: toothpastecanyon: oh yes I love that azhdrake: And also you should shove a dick in there hatkirby: well if I throw myself in, i'll do it dick first, are you happy hatkirby: cause i am 🥰
#744Up+0/-0DownSeptember 26 2024 at 09:57:53 pm EDT
swbookworm: foreshadowing/wraparound jokes becoming plot points my beloved azhdrake: Hell yes azhdrake: occom's brick swbookworm: lcjlzdfjkldjfdg swbookworm: e x a c t l y azhdrake: fUCK *Chekhov's* Brick swbookworm: i mean occams brick too. i WILL make things go very wrong for them and it WILL NOT be subtle swbookworm: no wait swbookworm: thats fuckin. the other one azhdrake: Yeah but it won't be in reference to a joke told half the story ago. Or maybe it will be! swbookworm: MURPHYS BRICK swbookworm: FUCK azhdrake: *MURPHYS BRICK* azhdrake: If a joke can come back to haunt you, it will go wrong
#743Up+0/-0DownSeptember 20 2024 at 06:58:14 pm EDT
TurboMaya9000: seeing you type for so long told me you were cooking something TurboMaya9000: didnt expect to be an entire screen worth of text ihnn: You should know me better than that by now
#742Up+0/-0DownSeptember 19 2024 at 10:08:18 pm EDT
park3r2_: I joined European servers One Time. And... no. They just leave me. park3r2_: So now we're going to the middle east.
#741Up+0/-0DownSeptember 18 2024 at 09:34:15 pm EDT
revya: The aliens love me because I am so easily influenced I respond so well to the experiments and they compliment me on my violent tool use
#740Up+0/-0DownSeptember 10 2024 at 10:36:42 pm EDT
hatkirby: Oh, is this my new work computer? Yeah they emailed me telling me I had to get a new one within two weeks. bwoka: Is the old one Intel? [company] probably wants us to get the new Macs because they are better at handling a second monitor with Meet on it. toothpastecanyon: ??? Meat?? hatkirby: MEET, like, video calling for work. toothpastecanyon: [laughing] Oh, I thought- hatkirby: [also laughing] Yeah I perfectly envisioned what you heard and it is funny toothpastecanyon: I was like obviously you had to get a new computer for that. hatkirby: Yeah, I mean, they knew I had a second monitor. And they knew it had meat on it. toothpastecanyon: ... toothpastecanyon: [starts cracking up even harder] hatkirby: WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
#739Up+0/-0DownSeptember 08 2024 at 11:16:41 pm EDT
ihnn: Rever you're not human rever: Yeah I'm French I know
chillyarchitect: wait sweets was kirbys guest room :04_walcomebuck: sweetaplle: yeah lol sweetaplle: the star on the ceiling is also in ||the afterword|| sweetaplle: and kirbs has stated that they decided to put FORGE in there to force speedrunners to visit the room for mint pyramid 8bitavo: Fun fact: Kirby made the room so that MINT would be mandatory esoteric_merit: We all know that fun fact, eh? 😂 sweetaplle: It's a really fun fun fact 8bitavo: But what people don't know is WHY Kirby put the MINT puzzle 8bitavo: It's so that ||people would have to visit it in speedruns|| sweetaplle: really? never knew that sweetaplle: you know what i do know? the sweet was made so that ||people would have to go into it during a speedrun|| 8bitavo: Holy crap. I never knewed that ylumiccoon: hey guys did you know that speedruns were invented so that ||people had to visit the sweet|| 8bitavo: Lingo was invented so that ||the sweet room|| sweetaplle: fun fact: speedrun the ||the sweet|| invented so speedrun mint invent fact forge seattlemariners: the :OHOHOHOHOHO: ylumiccoon: fun fact: kirby abgkiwi: fact: fun kiribatiii: why is this spoilred