toothpastecanyon: my tummy hurts a bit (not accepting suggestions as to why) hatkirby: maybe it's a manifestation of your sin azhdrake: maybe it's maybelline
hatkirby: like. Why is the internet like this now azhdrake: Because AI! azhdrake: Gotta scrape everything to teach the robots how to talk like a person!!! hatkirby: yeah we'll they're learning how to talk about yaoi obsessed homos on here
rever: Ouais j'vais dormir en bas hatkirby: Brherberhbrbrhphh rever: Sorry for French kf01: doesn't bother me none hatkirby: Wait, was that French? I literally thought you were babbling, I'm so sorry
rever: There's one game in there that is literally gambling (horse-race kind of game) rever: That's about it park3r2_: Ooooo I love betting on the horseys rever: Sometimes if you go too hard on them they just die though rever: (this is true) hatkirby: Wat park3r2_: Please rephrase that rever: uh wait yeah hold on hatkirby: that's not even what i was reacting to lol park3r2_: Oh hatkirby: just the idea that you can somehow influence the horses in the race to die rever: You can dope the horseys, then sometimes they die in the game rever: or something rever: Like they just die randomly somtimes hatkirby: Horses do that in real life too
hatkirby: Naan is so good. It's good with sauce. Which is easy when you're goated with the sauce. rever: And it's good with hummus park3r2_: I would not have ever considered hummus to be a sauce hatkirby: Well I meant more like tikka masala sauce rever: Or like butter chicken sauce park3r2_: What would you know about that, veggieboy?
exempt_medic: I remembered today how I used to ask my mom what French stuff said, and then at the age of 14 Katy Perry had me asking her what "ménage à trois" meant hatkirby: omg hatkirby: ok one time as like a 12 year old i was reading a book about protecting systems from hackers and there was a bit talking about spam and social engineering and i asked my mom "what does erection mean" exempt_medic: Every single part of that sentence is so incredibly you hatkirby: XD
toothpastecanyon: news articles in my feed that might be written by a demon toothpastecanyon: > About Your Skin toothpastecanyon: > What you should know about your body's biggest organ. hatkirby: [me two and a half years later's response] well that might be YOUR biggest organ but mine is, well, azhdrake: Mine's my small intestines what the fuck is going on with your skin that could make it bigger then the small intestines? hatkirby: [confused about the concept that smaller organs are actually bigger] yeah well my penis is so small you can't even see it anymore