rever: I want... burger hatkirby: Aren't you going to bed? rever: Yes... but still burger hatkirby: Burger in bed? ihnn: Why not? Discord in bed! That's what I'm doing. hatkirby: You can't like get Discord all over your pyjamas and sheets! ihnn: That's what YOU think!
azhdrake: So the little bookshop near me, despite being small, is very dangerous in that whoever stocks it seems to have similar ideas to me about what non-fiction science books are interesting. I went there recently and managed to contain myself to like. A bit over $100 of books. (Were I smart I would have written down titles and gone to the library, but I am not smart) I didn't even look at the other sections for any length of time because I didn't want to notice even more books that I wanted. hatkirby: Omg hatkirby: Susceptible azhdrake: I am. There was a book on plant behavior! How am I supposed to not buy the book on plant behavior??? hatkirby: If you plant behaved yourself you could've azhdrake: I read that one, it's quite good and I have no regrets ajofiawo;rawwaef
hatkirby: What is my phone trying to say hatkirby: > because most people do not try the [same, estrogen, best] exempt_medic: That's when I just hit the best guesses and see where it goes XD hatkirby: Because most people do not try the estrogen testosterone combo hatkirby: ^^ OKAY IT GOT WEIRDER qwint: good point though i should try that newsoupvi: BASED hatkirby: Like sorry I'm getting crossfaded on hormones qwint: this does go hard though hatkirby: Thank you exempt_medic: Not as hard as walking backwards into hell, but it's kind of in the same universe qwint: you should ghostwrite for dril hatkirby: Dr says if I keep getting crossfaded on hormones my dick will shrink but my balls will get huge. I slam my drink on the bedside table "Keep it coming doc" qwint: back to ball size discourse
rever: If y'all don't behave you're going in the fireplace hatkirby: in the :rd: FIRE hatkirby: wait fuck hatkirby: :bl: FIRE rever: Lmao qwint: :bl: you say hatkirby: :owo: rever: :bj: hatkirby: :penis: qwint: boyjob exempt_medic: Sign me up exempt_medic: Sign me less up... qwint: rip hatkirby: getting my boy (my dick) a job exempt_medic: I was too scared of boob job to accept an unexplained bj
exempt_medic: So we all know clown cars, and how they fit a lot of clowns exempt_medic: But what about big clown car with even more clowns? exempt_medic: I had never considered this before and now I need t exempt_medic: *it hatkirby: you need t? scipiowright: Big clown car with smaller clown cars exempt_medic: alskdjfhlaskdh noooooo, hmmmmm hatkirby: obsessed with the idea that thinking about big clown cars makes you testosterone deficient
hatkirby: [link to a Kirby's Fan Mail comic strip where someone asked if Kirby has balls] cymrin: your ball’s do you have some cymrin: by Darc Th hatkirby: i don't think i do *checks* hatkirby: the sheer concept of Kirby, naked as the blue biscuit, just walking around balls out, no cock cymrin: cannot for the life of me find info about the phrase “naked as the blue biscuit” online hatkirby: it's because i made it up and said it confidently enough to make you think it was normal cymrin: I know hatkirby: <3
toothpastecanyon: the name's yuri. Dickfire yuri. hatkirby: oh my toothpastecanyon: :smugne: hatkirby: d-ne. i knew you'd be here. because of yuri toothpastecanyon: :getprongled: hatkirby: pringles. i didn't know you'd be here. what stake do you have in this toothpastecanyon: :slimey: hatkirby: slimey. i know you love dick. show me your hands toothpastecanyon: :raynaud: :slimeysdickgrabber: hatkirby: ok now [redacted redacted redacted redacted] toothpastecanyon: hdffghfghgf
Wordle#2092: Exempt-Medic was playing exempt_medic: Wtf exempt_medic: that should never have worked exempt_medic: I cannot believe somebody said "Oh, you know, your guy cousin with the name" and I knew who they were talking about XD hatkirby: sucks that i don't play wordle. now i'll never know exempt's guy cousin's remarkable name exempt_medic: They were unrelated hatkirby: ah. was the wordle answer his phone number? qwint: unrelated cousins? :O exempt_medic: YALL I CANT KEEP LAUGHING