#748 Up +1/-0 Down October 03 2024 at 08:47:00 am EDT
gasmasque: Here at Tau we’re discovering new ways to be homosexual, here’s our lead researcher Star now
gasmasque: Star, say something about our research for the people back at home
hatkirby: Thank you Gas! Yes, audience, I've been really trying to push the homosexual envelope here. I've been doing things such as 1) thinking about dick 2) thinking about balls 3) thinking about BOTH at the same time 4) thinking about TOUCHING them even
hatkirby: Let me tell you I've been getting some great results
gasmasque: Now I know thinking about TOUCHING them sounds dangerous folks, but Star here is a professional gay boy
gasmasque: He knows his penises
#747 Up +0/-0 Down September 30 2024 at 10:01:16 am EDT
azhdrake: There's a lot to unpack here
hatkirby: And none of us are gonna try, I think
pallasvoid: I'm just tossing that whole suitcase, yeah
#746 Up +0/-0 Down September 28 2024 at 07:32:04 pm EDT
hatkirby: it's tired of waiting
hatkirby: you must fill the void
hatkirby: i swear i don't mean this in a sexual way even though it's me saying it
hatkirby: i just mean like lol... yknow like, getting consumed by the emptiness within you, letting that void stretch and envelope everything you've got piece by piece until you have nothing else and it still yearns for more
toothpastecanyon: :owo:
toothpastecanyon: oh yes I love that
azhdrake: And also you should shove a dick in there
hatkirby: well if I throw myself in, i'll do it dick first, are you happy
hatkirby: cause i am 🥰
#744 Up +0/-0 Down September 26 2024 at 09:57:53 pm EDT
swbookworm: foreshadowing/wraparound jokes becoming plot points my beloved
azhdrake: Hell yes
azhdrake: occom's brick
swbookworm: lcjlzdfjkldjfdg
swbookworm: e x a c t l y
azhdrake: fUCK *Chekhov's* Brick
swbookworm: i mean occams brick too. i WILL make things go very wrong for them and it WILL NOT be subtle
swbookworm: no wait
swbookworm: thats fuckin. the other one
azhdrake: Yeah but it won't be in reference to a joke told half the story ago. Or maybe it will be!
swbookworm: MURPHYS BRICK
swbookworm: FUCK
azhdrake: *MURPHYS BRICK*
azhdrake: If a joke can come back to haunt you, it will go wrong
#743 Up +0/-0 Down September 20 2024 at 06:58:14 pm EDT
TurboMaya9000: seeing you type for so long told me you were cooking something
TurboMaya9000: didnt expect to be an entire screen worth of text
ihnn: You should know me better than that by now
#742 Up +0/-0 Down September 19 2024 at 10:08:18 pm EDT
park3r2_: I joined European servers One Time. And... no. They just leave me.
park3r2_: So now we're going to the middle east.
#741 Up +0/-0 Down September 18 2024 at 09:34:15 pm EDT
revya: The aliens love me because I am so easily influenced I respond so well to the experiments and they compliment me on my violent tool use
#740 Up +0/-0 Down September 10 2024 at 10:36:42 pm EDT
hatkirby: Oh, is this my new work computer? Yeah they emailed me telling me I had to get a new one within two weeks.
bwoka: Is the old one Intel? [company] probably wants us to get the new Macs because they are better at handling a second monitor with Meet on it.
toothpastecanyon: ??? Meat??
hatkirby: MEET, like, video calling for work.
toothpastecanyon: [laughing] Oh, I thought-
hatkirby: [also laughing] Yeah I perfectly envisioned what you heard and it is funny
toothpastecanyon: I was like obviously you had to get a new computer for that.
hatkirby: Yeah, I mean, they knew I had a second monitor. And they knew it had meat on it.
toothpastecanyon: ...
toothpastecanyon: [starts cracking up even harder]
hatkirby: WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
#739 Up +0/-0 Down September 08 2024 at 11:16:41 pm EDT
ihnn: Rever you're not human
rever: Yeah I'm French I know
#738 Up +0/-0 Down August 27 2024 at 05:28:54 pm EDT
chillyarchitect: wait sweets was kirbys guest room :04_walcomebuck:
sweetaplle: yeah lol
sweetaplle: the star on the ceiling is also in ||the afterword||
sweetaplle: and kirbs has stated that they decided to put FORGE in there to force speedrunners to visit the room for mint pyramid
8bitavo: Fun fact: Kirby made the room so that MINT would be mandatory
esoteric_merit: We all know that fun fact, eh? 😂
sweetaplle: It's a really fun fun fact
8bitavo: But what people don't know is WHY Kirby put the MINT puzzle
8bitavo: It's so that ||people would have to visit it in speedruns||
sweetaplle: really? never knew that
sweetaplle: you know what i do know? the sweet was made so that ||people would have to go into it during a speedrun||
8bitavo: Holy crap. I never knewed that
ylumiccoon: hey guys did you know that speedruns were invented so that ||people had to visit the sweet||
8bitavo: Lingo was invented so that ||the sweet room||
sweetaplle: fun fact: speedrun the ||the sweet|| invented so speedrun mint invent fact forge
seattlemariners: the :OHOHOHOHOHO:
ylumiccoon: fun fact: kirby
abgkiwi: fact: fun
kiribatiii: why is this spoilred