hatkirby: so imagine you start going down on someone, and sburban jungle from homestuck starts playing. what would that mean? cymrin: I don't think about that and neither should you.
kf01: Looking For Game Short > LFG Short > Let's Fucking Go Shortenstein hatkirby: ohhhh i always thought LFG really did stand for let's fucking go kf01: shortenstein reminds me of my cousin throckmorton exempt_medic: I thought FTW meant Fuck The World for SO long kf01: (physics problem meme name) kf01: I refuse to believe kf01: oh no hatkirby: ok so the name sounded familiar so i googled throckmorton and this is one of the first things i found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Thomas_sign kf01: ah yes, TTT, Throckmorton Throckmorton Throckmorton. hatkirby: was not expecting the embed jksdhfksjf kf01: lmfao exempt_medic: I was reading the embed! kf01: didn't want an X-ray of some poor sap's dick rever: :Ban_Hammer: hatkirby: you have been cursed to read the actual page hatkirby: :owo: rever: :rever_flushed: kf01: kinkshame.png kf01: /s hatkirby: kink unlocked: guys with broken hips rever: :isabelleBanHammer: kf01: LOL rever pinned a message to this channel. See all pinned messages. exempt_medic: I AM WHEEZING kf01: side effect: broken bed hatkirby: hdfjkhskgdsf exempt_medic: Primary side effect: Broken Hip kf01: destroyed pelvis kf01: this is getting really fucking raunchy holy shit rever: imagine if it was phrased rever: Nerf: Broken Hip kf01: ashfkjasfgjhfgkwajkhfjhJGJHASDGHJGG hatkirby: when god nerfs you for having too much fun rever: @hatkirby join vc hatkirby: > Studies have shown that the "sign" is no better than chance at identifying the location of a hip fracture. hatkirby: i just think this is really funny because the implication is that some radiologists were trying to use ppls dicks as injury divining rods exempt_medic: That was NOT how I thought that sentence was gonna end
rever: in a vc rever: me at hatkirby: do you know what metal pipe sounds like rever: hatkirby: male pipe? newsoupvi: I do know what a male pipe sounds like yes :SylveonSmug: hatkirby: i really could not tell what he was saying and i didn't realise what i was saying until someone laughed hatkirby: XD rever: ?????? newsoupvi: :KEKW: rever: I said "Hatkirby, no stop XD" hatkirby: >:3 scipiowright: From my research, they appear to make the "plap" sound rever: euhkjdsaf rever: Man im glad this is not a gc on the main server, yall would have been bapped to After Dark newsoupvi: Imagining someone unzipping their pants and whipping out their dick and it's so long that it falls to the floor and it just makes this sound newsoupvi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5R0FbEQBVM hatkirby: sdjklfhsdkjfhskdjfh rever: :dr_sob: hatkirby: that is an insane packer
hatkirby: yalls I'm reading a thing about phalloplasty and there's a part listing reasons why someone might get one, and I can't help but laugh at this hatkirby: [screenshot of a list that ends with "Explosions"] hatkirby: Help someone detonated a bomb on my penis toothpastecanyon: nbvnvbmbvm hatkirby: They used Dynamite on my D hatkirby: C4 on my Cock j._a._m.: Ex j._a._m.: Explosives on my esophagus hatkirby: She C4 on my Cock til I Get A Phalloplasty toothpastecanyon: jdgvhghjghjgh hatkirby: Bombs on my breasts (for non horny reasons) j._a._m.: Nukes on my nipples hatkirby: Lghslysydlh toothpastecanyon: I don’t want the titty chop I want the titty kaboom hatkirby: Black powder on my balls toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfn j._a._m.: New top surgery just dropped hatkirby: Hi Margaret j._a._m.: (I am now an elephants foot) hatkirby: Uranium on my uterus j._a._m.: Pfjsksk
toothpastecanyon: Lol I just got into the office to a message that we open at 9 due to snow lol hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: Rip toothpastecanyon: Got this place to myself for an hour :sunglarp: hatkirby: Malted dancing time hatkirby: Ok hatkirby: I topped naked hatkirby: TYPED toothpastecanyon: DJFJFJFJDJF hatkirby: AAAAAAA toothpastecanyon: Your phone really ambushed you with that one azhdrake: > I topped naked azhdrake: And that is the traditional way of doing things hatkirby: i'm a good christian boy i top with my eyes closed through a hole in a sheet that i throw over myself like a cartoon ghost costume
#649Up+0/-0DownNovember 21 2023 at 12:46:44 pm EST
newsoupvi: > on witpus newsoupvi: On what now hatkirby: Witness puzzles newsoupvi: Damn that's some good witpussy hatkirby: Jekskgskgskgskgs newsoupvi: Yeah makes sense :KEKW: hatkirby: Trying not to cackle in this waiting room newsoupvi: witnussy hatkirby: Getting Jonathan blowed
#647Up+0/-0DownNovember 17 2023 at 01:44:23 pm EST
hatkirby: i like this post because 1) it's funny 2) reminds me about cock
#646Up+0/-0DownNovember 16 2023 at 10:53:10 am EST
pallasvoid: but for now, bagel time toothpastecanyon: awww yeha pallasvoid: yeeeee pallasvoid: bagel with creamchee AND spicy peach jelly pallasvoid: a treat hatkirby: :raynaud: pallasvoid: nuuuu pallasvoid: mine hatkirby: Except the spicy stuff. Or the bagel since I'm gluten free pallasvoid: so pallasvoid: creamchee hatkirby: So just give me the scgmeat hatkirby: I am struggling hatkirby: I topped it three times hatkirby: WHAT pallasvoid: WHAQT pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: pallasvoid: Star how dare you top my bagel thrice hatkirby: Putting my phone down. Closing my eyes. Going to sleep. Falling into a hole pallasvoid: tgagergergsergagrag pallasvoid: amazing toothpastecanyon: FJDGDDG hatkirby: ~~well it does have a hole in it~~ toothpastecanyon: 😳
hatkirby: pissing myself laughing at this frame of this youtube video that i paused on hatkirby: https://storage.googleapis.com/beppo.online/media_attachments/files/111/290/314/443/730/568/original/bace396a27e7cb91.png pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: gasmasque: Damn, Mario’s stealing his brother’s boyfriend ._chroma_.: So long gay bowser hatkirby: XD hatkirby: Bowser splorts so hard that he flies off the stage and dies. Is this too nsfw to say gasmasque: Mario’s skilled in many things gasmasque: Including working a pipe hatkirby: kjDHBFSKJHDFSJKSDH hatkirby: the sound i just made
