#759 Up +0/-0 Down November 20 2024 at 10:27:23 pm EST
[anonymous]: You know the meme of how every man has an animal they think they could beat in a fight
[anonymous]: My version of this is that I think that I could never lose something in my ass and whenever I see one of those xrays where someone got a bottle of shampoo stuck in their rectum I'm just like just poop it out dumbass
#754 Up +0/-0 Down October 17 2024 at 10:22:20 pm EDT
hatkirby: omg omg yalls yknow what i REALLY want
hatkirby: pumking... pie........................
gasmasque: For I second I expected you to say dick
hatkirby: i mean. i do want that too
hatkirby: but i try to restrain myself in tau general
pallasvoid: (X) Doubt
gasmasque: Emphasis on try
hatkirby: ok fine guys i want dick in every hole of my body are you happy now
hatkirby: bearing my soul here
pallasvoid: i am overjoyed
pallasvoid: thank you for speaking your truth
hatkirby: and i want cum on my soul ok
pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze:
gasmasque: And we love you for that
#748 Up +1/-0 Down October 03 2024 at 08:47:00 am EDT
gasmasque: Here at Tau we’re discovering new ways to be homosexual, here’s our lead researcher Star now
gasmasque: Star, say something about our research for the people back at home
hatkirby: Thank you Gas! Yes, audience, I've been really trying to push the homosexual envelope here. I've been doing things such as 1) thinking about dick 2) thinking about balls 3) thinking about BOTH at the same time 4) thinking about TOUCHING them even
hatkirby: Let me tell you I've been getting some great results
gasmasque: Now I know thinking about TOUCHING them sounds dangerous folks, but Star here is a professional gay boy
gasmasque: He knows his penises
#740 Up +0/-0 Down September 10 2024 at 10:36:42 pm EDT
hatkirby: Oh, is this my new work computer? Yeah they emailed me telling me I had to get a new one within two weeks.
bwoka: Is the old one Intel? [company] probably wants us to get the new Macs because they are better at handling a second monitor with Meet on it.
toothpastecanyon: ??? Meat??
hatkirby: MEET, like, video calling for work.
toothpastecanyon: [laughing] Oh, I thought-
hatkirby: [also laughing] Yeah I perfectly envisioned what you heard and it is funny
toothpastecanyon: I was like obviously you had to get a new computer for that.
hatkirby: Yeah, I mean, they knew I had a second monitor. And they knew it had meat on it.
toothpastecanyon: ...
toothpastecanyon: [starts cracking up even harder]
hatkirby: WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
#735 Up +1/-0 Down August 14 2024 at 08:40:38 am EDT
hatkirby: panus
newsoupvi: Is this like a combination of penis and anus
hatkirby: do you want it to be
#729 Up +1/-0 Down July 19 2024 at 10:45:05 am EDT
toothpastecanyon: Bees save me
toothpastecanyon: Save me bees
toothpastecanyon: Fix Microsoft please :owo:
azhdrake: Uhhhhhh have you tried turning the CrowdStrike off and on again?
toothpastecanyon: Hmmm
pallasvoid: :thinkscramble:
pallasvoid: instructions unclear, :penis: got caught in ceiling fan
hatkirby: That's rough buddy
pallasvoid: :blobamused: ideally, yes
hatkirby: :penis:
pallasvoid: anyway, I'm sorry Tooth hahaha
hatkirby: Void looking for that Samsung spin cycle fan death orgasm
pallasvoid: weujhgfdjkhegsdwrk;ijhegr
pallasvoid: STAR WHAT HTE FGUCK
hatkirby: Hi
#724 Up +1/-0 Down July 11 2024 at 11:49:34 pm EDT
hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"]
cymrin: why is google play edging you….
hatkirby: if only
hatkirby: i got this from a friend
hatkirby: google play was edging them
cymrin: if only????????????
cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself
#722 Up +0/-0 Down July 09 2024 at 09:15:09 am EDT
seiya234: wait did someone say baltimore
azhdrake: Hey Seiya!
seiya234: hewwo
gasmasque: How to summon Seiya 101: mention Baltimore
hatkirby: or monsterfucking
seiya234: sir.
hatkirby: 👉 👈
hatkirby: hewwo seiya
seiya234: don’t give me the emojis i just found out yesterday were associated with bottoming
hatkirby: SDJKFHKSDJFHSDK
gasmasque: :wheeze:
seiya234: also apparently this one 🥹
gasmasque: Well it is Star’s native language
hatkirby: well it's only fair you assassinate me after i came for you like that XD
pallasvoid: asjghaksdgh
seiya234: pew pew
#719 Up +0/-0 Down July 08 2024 at 08:09:22 pm EDT
hatkirby: useful function
hatkirby: public bool IsHole(int x, int y)
hatkirby: for finding holes
exempt_medic: return True
scipiowright: IsHole(hatkirby.xpos, hatkirby.ypos)
hatkirby: jksdfhsdjkhfksjh
hatkirby: if you two had posted those in reverse order it would've been even better
exempt_medic: I know 😭
#707 Up +1/-0 Down April 25 2024 at 07:10:11 pm EDT
hatkirby: yalls i'm doing some game modding and i'm looking at some of the code files in link's awakening and um.
hatkirby: > ObjCockParticle.cs
hatkirby: it is PROBABLY referring to the rooster in the game? but... i am not sure how
hatkirby: ok yeah it is the rooster
toothpastecanyon: link's awakening nsfw???
hatkirby: link's SEXUAL awakening??????????????
toothpastecanyon: HDSFCXHGFHGF
toothpastecanyon: star you're not allowed to make me laugh out loud in class gdfgfd
hatkirby: i mean he was drowning in water, i'm not sure how much more of a *wet* dream you can have, i'm so sorry i take that back i'm sorry
toothpastecanyon: omg
swbookworm: don't take it back!! commit to your puns, no matter how cursed!!
tinylittlegremlin: cursed? didbsomebidy say cursed??