darkid: always the discards darkid: see the good thing about eclipse was that you could go back through your void and find what you missed darkid: vod* hatkirby: no i like the void better hatkirby: i was REALLY trying to figure out what you meant hatkirby: like you go through in the darkness of your own mind what things you may have missed during the run darkid: true darkid: eclipse is a time for self reflection hatkirby: it's very true, and about half of the time that self reflection was about challenge
newsoupvi: > on witpus newsoupvi: On what now hatkirby: Witness puzzles newsoupvi: Damn that's some good witpussy hatkirby: Jekskgskgskgskgs newsoupvi: Yeah makes sense :KEKW: hatkirby: Trying not to cackle in this waiting room newsoupvi: witnussy hatkirby: Getting Jonathan blowed
hatkirby: did you know that the dog is supposed to be the dog owned by the dev team during the game's development? he had a name... i'm trying to remember hatkirby: oswin hatkirby: https://i.imgur.com/ZFSSHQy.jpeg hatkirby: http://the-witness.net/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/IMG_1808.jpg azhdrake: Oh that's really cute hatkirby: weird seeing that second photo because johnny suck's piss bottle isn't there azhdrake: what hatkirby: Yeah I said words azhdrake: You sure did hatkirby: i walked to the secret ending to take this screenshot hatkirby: https://storage.googleapis.com/beppo.online/media_attachments/files/111/297/764/257/444/827/original/2218a8fe4b7ca4ae.png hatkirby: the piss jar azhdrake: I see I see hatkirby: it doesn't actually seem to be there in the wide shot... so i was wrong about that hatkirby: anyway he's strapped in to a VR thing and presumably has a catheter in or something hatkirby: oswin also not there in the secret ending hatkirby: HELP https://www.pcgamer.com/you-decide-is-this-bottle-of-jonathan-blows-pee-real/ hatkirby: THIS IS LIKE FIVE DAYS BEFORE THE GAME CAME OUT hatkirby: he tweeted a picture of the catheter pee bottle BEFORE the game came out hatkirby: this is insane hatkirby: did they only film the secret ending video like a week before the game came out????
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hatkirby: this is from like, five days before the game came out https://www.pcgamer.com/you-decide-is-this-bottle-of-jonathan-blows-pee-real/ hatkirby: did they only film the EEE video like a week before release rever: What XD evandar_: that's in EEE's video? hatkirby: Yeah evandar_: damn evandar_: so yeah it looks like they did it last minute xD hatkirby: yalls didnt know about jonny blow's piss jar? evandar_: no hatkirby: XD hatkirby: yeah you can see it when he gets off the couch rever: In the set of all sentences this is not one I expected to hear today
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hatkirby: ok so i'm talking to a couple of other witness nerds and they didn't even know about the piss jar. smh azhdrake: Shaking my god damn head azhdrake: For fucking shame
ihnn: 100% low% ihnn: Minimum non-counting panels rever: N- ihnn: @kem4470 get in here new category just dropped rever: Also this is all EP low% technically rever: All panel low% hmm undalevein: ah yes undalevein: All Panels Low% undalevein: Get the lowest amount of panels by solving all panels hatkirby: no panels high%. it's actually nothing because you can't get out of the tunnel hatkirby: i am actually just sitting at work trying not to laugh out loud at the idea of no panels high%
toothpastecanyon: game is down 😔 0rigamidragon: OH NO ,,, 0rigamidragon: Are you saying that you’re **witnessing** a game down? hatkirby: :cloudcycle: hatkirby: the word witness is in my summoning incantation toothpastecanyon: I thought it was te invovo :owo: hatkirby: yeah it's te invoco witness 0rigamidragon: W-I-T-N-E-S-S MY TIME HAS COME TO RUN, I HOPE TO GAIN TIMESAVES TO BE IN SPOT 1 -femboy probably hatkirby: sdjkfhskdf
ToothPasteCanyon: Hi my friends :owo: gasmasque: Buenos dias, Tooth! ToothPasteCanyon: Star! :blobaww: gasmasque: Yes, that is me. Everybody’s favorite demon. ToothPasteCanyon: Wow!! Are you speedrunning the witness! gasmasque: Definitely. gasmasque: Why I dare say I’m speedsprinting it pallasvoid: awake.... gasmasque: Morning, Void pallasvoid: it sure is hatkirby: Yeah… hatkirby: I’m everyone’s favorite demon? :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: ToothPasteCanyon: You are!!! ToothPasteCanyon: You’re Alcor after all :3 pallasvoid: ☝️ gasmasque: ☝️☝️☝️ hatkirby: :owo: hatkirby: :smol_alcor: hatkirby: I suppose that explains my witness behavior pallasvoid: it do hatkirby: What about my short behavior hatkirby: Sleepy* pallasvoid: jhdfgkadjfhg pallasvoid: natural disposition hatkirby: I act a lot shorter than I am 😔 pallasvoid: same pallasvoid: i just slouch a lot tho pallasvoid: speaking of!!!! pallasvoid: 🦐 ✅ pallasvoid: EVERYONE STOP SHRIMPING hatkirby: Yeah my spine is a slinky hatkirby: I’m not sucking at the moment though because I’m lying down hatkirby: Slouching hatkirby: SLOUCHING hatkirby: 😳 pallasvoid: kasdjhgklajgh pallasvoid: shame you're not sucking hatkirby: 😔 pallasvoid: wanna fix that lololol pallasvoid: jk jk pallasvoid: >:3c hatkirby: Sad morning ik ik
