#654 Up +0/-0 Down December 11 2023 at 10:04:05 pm EST
darkid: always the discards
darkid: see the good thing about eclipse was that you could go back through your void and find what you missed
darkid: vod*
hatkirby: no i like the void better
hatkirby: i was REALLY trying to figure out what you meant
hatkirby: like you go through in the darkness of your own mind what things you may have missed during the run
darkid: true
darkid: eclipse is a time for self reflection
hatkirby: it's very true, and about half of the time that self reflection was about challenge
#649 Up +0/-0 Down November 21 2023 at 12:46:44 pm EST
newsoupvi: > on witpus
newsoupvi: On what now
hatkirby: Witness puzzles
newsoupvi: Damn that's some good witpussy
hatkirby: Jekskgskgskgskgs
newsoupvi: Yeah makes sense :KEKW:
hatkirby: Trying not to cackle in this waiting room
newsoupvi: witnussy
hatkirby: Getting Jonathan blowed
#632 Up +0/-0 Down October 25 2023 at 05:26:51 pm EDT
hatkirby: did you know that the dog is supposed to be the dog owned by the dev team during the game's development? he had a name... i'm trying to remember
hatkirby: oswin
hatkirby: https://i.imgur.com/ZFSSHQy.jpeg
hatkirby: http://the-witness.net/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/IMG_1808.jpg
azhdrake: Oh that's really cute
hatkirby: weird seeing that second photo because johnny suck's piss bottle isn't there
azhdrake: what
hatkirby: Yeah I said words
azhdrake: You sure did
hatkirby: i walked to the secret ending to take this screenshot
hatkirby: https://storage.googleapis.com/beppo.online/media_attachments/files/111/297/764/257/444/827/original/2218a8fe4b7ca4ae.png
hatkirby: the piss jar
azhdrake: I see I see
hatkirby: it doesn't actually seem to be there in the wide shot... so i was wrong about that
hatkirby: anyway he's strapped in to a VR thing and presumably has a catheter in or something
hatkirby: oswin also not there in the secret ending
hatkirby: HELP https://www.pcgamer.com/you-decide-is-this-bottle-of-jonathan-blows-pee-real/
hatkirby: THIS IS LIKE FIVE DAYS BEFORE THE GAME CAME OUT
hatkirby: he tweeted a picture of the catheter pee bottle BEFORE the game came out
hatkirby: this is insane
hatkirby: did they only film the secret ending video like a week before the game came out????

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hatkirby: this is from like, five days before the game came out https://www.pcgamer.com/you-decide-is-this-bottle-of-jonathan-blows-pee-real/
hatkirby: did they only film the EEE video like a week before release
rever: What XD
evandar_: that's in EEE's video?
hatkirby: Yeah
evandar_: damn
evandar_: so yeah it looks like they did it last minute xD
hatkirby: yalls didnt know about jonny blow's piss jar?
evandar_: no
hatkirby: XD
hatkirby: yeah you can see it when he gets off the couch
rever: In the set of all sentences this is not one I expected to hear today

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hatkirby: ok so i'm talking to a couple of other witness nerds and they didn't even know about the piss jar. smh
azhdrake: Shaking my god damn head
azhdrake: For fucking shame
#629 Up +0/-0 Down October 24 2023 at 10:58:07 am EDT
kf01: ["live laugh love" sign that reads "latch skip, stair snipe, girlboss"]
#628 Up +0/-0 Down October 24 2023 at 10:56:58 am EDT
ihnn: 100% low%
ihnn: Minimum non-counting panels
rever: N-
ihnn: @kem4470 get in here new category just dropped
rever: Also this is all EP low% technically
rever: All panel low% hmm
undalevein: ah yes
undalevein: All Panels Low%
undalevein: Get the lowest amount of panels by solving all panels
hatkirby: no panels high%. it's actually nothing because you can't get out of the tunnel
hatkirby: i am actually just sitting at work trying not to laugh out loud at the idea of no panels high%
#526 Up +0/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 01:34:48 pm EDT
toothpastecanyon: game is down 😔
0rigamidragon: OH NO ,,,
0rigamidragon: Are you saying that you’re **witnessing** a game down?
hatkirby: :cloudcycle:
hatkirby: the word witness is in my summoning incantation
toothpastecanyon: I thought it was te invovo :owo:
hatkirby: yeah it's te invoco witness
0rigamidragon: W-I-T-N-E-S-S MY TIME HAS COME TO RUN, I HOPE TO GAIN TIMESAVES TO BE IN SPOT 1 -femboy probably
hatkirby: sdjkfhskdf
#517 Up +0/-0 Down October 21 2023 at 01:19:16 am EDT
ToothPasteCanyon: Hi my friends :owo:
gasmasque: Buenos dias, Tooth!
ToothPasteCanyon: Star! :blobaww:
gasmasque: Yes, that is me. Everybody’s favorite demon.
ToothPasteCanyon: Wow!! Are you speedrunning the witness!
gasmasque: Definitely.
gasmasque: Why I dare say I’m speedsprinting it
pallasvoid: awake....
gasmasque: Morning, Void
pallasvoid: it sure is
hatkirby: Yeah…
hatkirby: I’m everyone’s favorite demon? :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo:
ToothPasteCanyon: You are!!!
ToothPasteCanyon: You’re Alcor after all :3
pallasvoid: ☝️
gasmasque: ☝️☝️☝️
hatkirby: :owo:
hatkirby: :smol_alcor:
hatkirby: I suppose that explains my witness behavior
pallasvoid: it do
hatkirby: What about my short behavior
hatkirby: Sleepy*
pallasvoid: jhdfgkadjfhg
pallasvoid: natural disposition
hatkirby: I act a lot shorter than I am 😔
pallasvoid: same
pallasvoid: i just slouch a lot tho
pallasvoid: speaking of!!!!
pallasvoid: 🦐 ✅
pallasvoid: EVERYONE STOP SHRIMPING
hatkirby: Yeah my spine is a slinky
hatkirby: I’m not sucking at the moment though because I’m lying down
hatkirby: Slouching
hatkirby: SLOUCHING
hatkirby: 😳
pallasvoid: kasdjhgklajgh
pallasvoid: shame you're not sucking
hatkirby: 😔
pallasvoid: wanna fix that lololol
pallasvoid: jk jk
pallasvoid: >:3c
hatkirby: Sad morning ik ik