#757 Up +0/-0 Down November 09 2024 at 08:25:02 am EST
hatkirby: yalls i bought binding of isaac merch but if i wear it then everyone's going to think i'm catholic
exempt_medic: Does the rest of your outfit make a stark contrast that will probably make people think you're not?
hatkirby: Hmm I guess I could always wear my slutty gay sex pants
exempt_medic: I was unprepared
exempt_medic: I'm reading that with the pause and drama in "Just need my.... handy daddy notebook"
hatkirby: DADDY??
exempt_medic: Dandy * 😦
hatkirby: XD
scipiowright: Yes?
hatkirby: i am CKA GHSD
scipiowright: Go clean your room
hatkirby: the noises i'm making right now
exempt_medic: Saaame
#756 Up +0/-0 Down November 07 2024 at 12:18:23 pm EST
hatkirby: My dream last night involved riding the boys. And I'm about to do that now!
hatkirby: The BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS
hatkirby: AAAAAAAAA
#720 Up +1/-0 Down July 08 2024 at 08:12:47 pm EDT
newsoupvi: I become kind of cute and clumsy when I get drunk, like it kinda feels like I age down I guess
newsoupvi: I'll say things like "guys 🥺 the floor is no longer straight :((( But it's okay!!! :3"
newsoupvi: :KEKW:
hatkirby: Me neither
hatkirby: Not that I ever was
exempt_medic: Hatkirby is the floor, confirmed
hatkirby: Yeah people are always walking all ovary me
hatkirby: OVER
exempt_medic: OMFG. You've outdone yourself
hatkirby: 😩😩😩😩😩😩
#670 Up +0/-0 Down January 18 2024 at 10:56:49 pm EST
hatkirby: Kirby shaving motor speedrun soon!!
hatkirby: Amazing mirror ldkgstkst
hatkirby: My phone strokes again
hatkirby: STRIKES
hatkirby: [throws it out the window of the moving bus]
#669 Up +0/-0 Down January 16 2024 at 08:34:43 am EST
toothpastecanyon: Lol I just got into the office to a message that we open at 9 due to snow lol
hatkirby: Lol
hatkirby: Rip
toothpastecanyon: Got this place to myself for an hour :sunglarp:
hatkirby: Malted dancing time
hatkirby: Ok
hatkirby: I topped naked
hatkirby: TYPED
toothpastecanyon: DJFJFJFJDJF
hatkirby: AAAAAAA
toothpastecanyon: Your phone really ambushed you with that one
azhdrake: > I topped naked
azhdrake: And that is the traditional way of doing things
hatkirby: i'm a good christian boy i top with my eyes closed through a hole in a sheet that i throw over myself like a cartoon ghost costume
#646 Up +0/-0 Down November 16 2023 at 10:53:10 am EST
pallasvoid: but for now, bagel time
toothpastecanyon: awww yeha
pallasvoid: yeeeee
pallasvoid: bagel with creamchee AND spicy peach jelly
pallasvoid: a treat
hatkirby: :raynaud:
pallasvoid: nuuuu
pallasvoid: mine
hatkirby: Except the spicy stuff. Or the bagel since I'm gluten free
pallasvoid: so
pallasvoid: creamchee
hatkirby: So just give me the scgmeat
hatkirby: I am struggling
hatkirby: I topped it three times
hatkirby: WHAT
pallasvoid: WHAQT
pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze:
pallasvoid: Star how dare you top my bagel thrice
hatkirby: Putting my phone down. Closing my eyes. Going to sleep. Falling into a hole
pallasvoid: tgagergergsergagrag
pallasvoid: amazing
toothpastecanyon: FJDGDDG
hatkirby: ~~well it does have a hole in it~~
toothpastecanyon: 😳
#643 Up +0/-0 Down November 04 2023 at 09:07:58 am EDT
gasmasque: There’s a dude on Tumblr utterly shocked that there’s no nsfw Wormfic tag, and I find that novelty a slight bit funny
toothpastecanyon: Lol
azhdrake: Undertale vs undertail back in 2015/16 is literally the only time I've seen tumblr respect the idea of a distinct nsfw tag
hatkirby: gravity fucks
azhdrake: I think I decent part of the reason I got into TAU was that the GF tag was so porn filled
gasmasque: Ah, the Wild West days of Tumblr
gasmasque: Aka, before I got into it, lol
azhdrake: oh right they banned port didn't they
azhdrake: I haven't used tumblr in months I kinda forgor
gasmasque: I think it’s back now?
hatkirby: it is not back
tinylittlegremlin: nope
gasmasque: Really?
tinylittlegremlin: not back
gasmasque: I’ve run into a lot of irl nsfw pics on there
tinylittlegremlin: tho a few nsfw artists r braving the way abnyweay bc twitter went to shit
azhdrake: Oh the ban didn't stop a lot of people
tinylittlegremlin: ^
tinylittlegremlin: '
azhdrake: the pornbot problem got way worse post ban, actually
tinylittlegremlin: u can report them n get the removed tho if u wanna
azhdrake: but you can get banned for it
gasmasque: I don’t really care enough to do that
hatkirby: Back in the day you could just scroll down your cock and randomly see COCK though
hatkirby: WHAT
tinylittlegremlin: i mean ur not wreong
hatkirby: What Hadfield in that science
azhdrake: That's where I would expect to see such a thing
tinylittlegremlin: or you phione isnt wrong i guess i shoukd asa\say
gasmasque: It’s the pornbots dming me that’s annoying
hatkirby: I'm laughing too hard to
azhdrake: Dare I say I don't even think it would count as random
gasmasque: Star’s just got too much cock on the brain to function
hatkirby: Yeah it's true
hatkirby: That dentist with his fingers in my mouth still playing in my mind
hatkirby: I meant to say scrolling down your DASH and idk why my phone then also all capped the second COCK
hatkirby: Stopppppp
gasmasque: Your phone just knows you too well
tinylittlegremlin: thinking abt the comedic piotential of tormwenting star by asking him if his cute dentist is single
hatkirby: he's NOT though, he mentioned his boyfriend the last time i saw him, so i am tormented nonetheless
tinylittlegremlin: suffer in agony
hatkirby: 🔫 :Cry:
azhdrake: Maybe he's poly
hatkirby: i guess i don't know that!
hatkirby: bees keeping the hope alive
hatkirby: Lol
tinylittlegremlin: star walking into the next desntist appointment like: how open are youb to polyamory
toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfj
hatkirby: hjgkj
hatkirby: "also my top left molar hurts"
toothpastecanyon: Just casual small talk
#637 Up +0/-0 Down October 28 2023 at 12:35:56 am EDT
azhdrake: Fucking love rereading my shit
gasmasque: Why isn’t this fucker writing?
azhdrake: I'm really funny actually
hatkirby: You are
hatkirby: And I think that… and I don’t even live in your head!
gasmasque: I don’t think I’ve read any of your fics, Bees
azhdrake: Haunted and Hunted is my favorite of them, if you want to. No pressure if you don't
azhdrake: It's also kinda long and there's some continuity errors
hatkirby: Bees wrote a 60k ish fic that had a single line in it about alcor writing a motorcycle and I found it so funny that I wrote a fic about it
hatkirby: It’s SO good
hatkirby: H and H all say
hatkirby: Say
hatkirby: I hate my phone
hatkirby: I hate typing
gasmasque: Please sir, may I have a link?
hatkirby: I am stacking I am screaming I am pulling out the Dick NO!!!’
hatkirby: I PRESSED ENTER ANY WAY SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
hatkirby: hi
gasmasque: Star, you’re my favorite comedian
azhdrake: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655/chapters/19989166
hatkirby: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655
azhdrake: Hah beat Star to it by a whole five seconds
gasmasque: Impressive
azhdrake: Did I google my own fic, fail to find it, and have to fuck through my email because I'm not logged onto AO3 on this computer? Maybe
hatkirby: Sorry for my tardiness I’m sitting here malding at my phone for wait Wtf it is fine with the word MALDING but I can’t type gun without it autocorrecting to Dick
azhdrake: oijgo;aefja;owfjaw
hatkirby: Throwing my phone out the window
#596 Up +0/-0 Down October 22 2023 at 09:37:37 am EDT
azhdrake: Okay reading an article on it: chameleons can and will camouflage with their color changing, but only in subtle ways like making themselves darker or lighter green. When they break out the other colors, that's for communication.
swbookworm: ah yeah sounds accurate
hatkirby: Or for dance parties!
azhdrake: Is dance not communication?
azhdrake: The purest expression of self?
azhdrake: The ultimate way of talking?
hatkirby: Chameleon listening to darude sandstorm and going big dick mode
hatkirby: Okay I meant to type big dick mode
azhdrake: o;aefjoi;awejfo;iawf;oawi
hatkirby: Big F U C K mode
swbookworm: ksaldsadjsaddsa
azhdrake: Star's phone knows what it wants in life
hatkirby: Pffffft
azhdrake: and it's big lizard dick
hatkirby: I'm throwing my phone in a volcano
swbookworm: kasjdlsakdjds
azhdrake: it's for the best
#569 Up +0/-0 Down October 22 2023 at 12:26:52 am EDT
hatkirby: This game really is being like here have some friends
hatkirby: Crown Tundra in particular goes so hard lol
hatkirby: I'm so excited that I get to catch ultra breasts. I really hope I find Nihilego soon!
hatkirby: ULTRA BEASTS*****
avespecora: :blobamused:
avespecora: me when m searching for a hot new gf
hatkirby: Some absolutely buckwild tit action going on in pkmn rn
hatkirby: FAJFAKGSL
hatkirby: Good for you avie
avespecora: ewlkdhfbgkj
avespecora: that's an amazing typo
avespecora: A++++
hatkirby: I guess I type breasts more often than I type breasts?? No idea
hatkirby: BEASTS
avespecora: LMAAAOOO
avespecora: EFKDGVDKJ;GB
hatkirby: Ok yeah my phone is having a good time
avespecora: Good for ur phone