#757Up+0/-0DownNovember 09 2024 at 08:25:02 am EST
hatkirby: yalls i bought binding of isaac merch but if i wear it then everyone's going to think i'm catholic exempt_medic: Does the rest of your outfit make a stark contrast that will probably make people think you're not? hatkirby: Hmm I guess I could always wear my slutty gay sex pants exempt_medic: I was unprepared exempt_medic: I'm reading that with the pause and drama in "Just need my.... handy daddy notebook" hatkirby: DADDY?? exempt_medic: Dandy * 😦 hatkirby: XD scipiowright: Yes? hatkirby: i am CKA GHSD scipiowright: Go clean your room hatkirby: the noises i'm making right now exempt_medic: Saaame
#756Up+0/-0DownNovember 07 2024 at 12:18:23 pm EST
hatkirby: My dream last night involved riding the boys. And I'm about to do that now! hatkirby: The BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS hatkirby: AAAAAAAAA
hatkirby: Kirby shaving motor speedrun soon!! hatkirby: Amazing mirror ldkgstkst hatkirby: My phone strokes again hatkirby: STRIKES hatkirby: [throws it out the window of the moving bus]
toothpastecanyon: Lol I just got into the office to a message that we open at 9 due to snow lol hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: Rip toothpastecanyon: Got this place to myself for an hour :sunglarp: hatkirby: Malted dancing time hatkirby: Ok hatkirby: I topped naked hatkirby: TYPED toothpastecanyon: DJFJFJFJDJF hatkirby: AAAAAAA toothpastecanyon: Your phone really ambushed you with that one azhdrake: > I topped naked azhdrake: And that is the traditional way of doing things hatkirby: i'm a good christian boy i top with my eyes closed through a hole in a sheet that i throw over myself like a cartoon ghost costume
#646Up+0/-0DownNovember 16 2023 at 10:53:10 am EST
pallasvoid: but for now, bagel time toothpastecanyon: awww yeha pallasvoid: yeeeee pallasvoid: bagel with creamchee AND spicy peach jelly pallasvoid: a treat hatkirby: :raynaud: pallasvoid: nuuuu pallasvoid: mine hatkirby: Except the spicy stuff. Or the bagel since I'm gluten free pallasvoid: so pallasvoid: creamchee hatkirby: So just give me the scgmeat hatkirby: I am struggling hatkirby: I topped it three times hatkirby: WHAT pallasvoid: WHAQT pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: pallasvoid: Star how dare you top my bagel thrice hatkirby: Putting my phone down. Closing my eyes. Going to sleep. Falling into a hole pallasvoid: tgagergergsergagrag pallasvoid: amazing toothpastecanyon: FJDGDDG hatkirby: ~~well it does have a hole in it~~ toothpastecanyon: 😳
#643Up+0/-0DownNovember 04 2023 at 09:07:58 am EDT
gasmasque: There’s a dude on Tumblr utterly shocked that there’s no nsfw Wormfic tag, and I find that novelty a slight bit funny toothpastecanyon: Lol azhdrake: Undertale vs undertail back in 2015/16 is literally the only time I've seen tumblr respect the idea of a distinct nsfw tag hatkirby: gravity fucks azhdrake: I think I decent part of the reason I got into TAU was that the GF tag was so porn filled gasmasque: Ah, the Wild West days of Tumblr gasmasque: Aka, before I got into it, lol azhdrake: oh right they banned port didn't they azhdrake: I haven't used tumblr in months I kinda forgor gasmasque: I think it’s back now? hatkirby: it is not back tinylittlegremlin: nope gasmasque: Really? tinylittlegremlin: not back gasmasque: I’ve run into a lot of irl nsfw pics on there tinylittlegremlin: tho a few nsfw artists r braving the way abnyweay bc twitter went to shit azhdrake: Oh the ban didn't stop a lot of people tinylittlegremlin: ^ tinylittlegremlin: ' azhdrake: the pornbot problem got way worse post ban, actually tinylittlegremlin: u can report them n get the removed tho if u wanna azhdrake: but you can get banned for it gasmasque: I don’t really care enough to do that hatkirby: Back in the day you could just scroll down your cock and randomly see COCK though hatkirby: WHAT tinylittlegremlin: i mean ur not wreong hatkirby: What Hadfield in that science azhdrake: That's where I would expect to see such a thing tinylittlegremlin: or you phione isnt wrong i guess i shoukd asa\say gasmasque: It’s the pornbots dming me that’s annoying hatkirby: I'm laughing too hard to azhdrake: Dare I say I don't even think it would count as random gasmasque: Star’s just got too much cock on the brain to function hatkirby: Yeah it's true hatkirby: That dentist with his fingers in my mouth still playing in my mind hatkirby: I meant to say scrolling down your DASH and idk why my phone then also all capped the second COCK hatkirby: Stopppppp gasmasque: Your phone just knows you too well tinylittlegremlin: thinking abt the comedic piotential of tormwenting star by asking him if his cute dentist is single hatkirby: he's NOT though, he mentioned his boyfriend the last time i saw him, so i am tormented nonetheless tinylittlegremlin: suffer in agony hatkirby: 🔫 :Cry: azhdrake: Maybe he's poly hatkirby: i guess i don't know that! hatkirby: bees keeping the hope alive hatkirby: Lol tinylittlegremlin: star walking into the next desntist appointment like: how open are youb to polyamory toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfj hatkirby: hjgkj hatkirby: "also my top left molar hurts" toothpastecanyon: Just casual small talk
azhdrake: Fucking love rereading my shit gasmasque: Why isn’t this fucker writing? azhdrake: I'm really funny actually hatkirby: You are hatkirby: And I think that… and I don’t even live in your head! gasmasque: I don’t think I’ve read any of your fics, Bees azhdrake: Haunted and Hunted is my favorite of them, if you want to. No pressure if you don't azhdrake: It's also kinda long and there's some continuity errors hatkirby: Bees wrote a 60k ish fic that had a single line in it about alcor writing a motorcycle and I found it so funny that I wrote a fic about it hatkirby: It’s SO good hatkirby: H and H all say hatkirby: Say hatkirby: I hate my phone hatkirby: I hate typing gasmasque: Please sir, may I have a link? hatkirby: I am stacking I am screaming I am pulling out the Dick NO!!!’ hatkirby: I PRESSED ENTER ANY WAY SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH hatkirby: hi gasmasque: Star, you’re my favorite comedian azhdrake: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655/chapters/19989166 hatkirby: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655 azhdrake: Hah beat Star to it by a whole five seconds gasmasque: Impressive azhdrake: Did I google my own fic, fail to find it, and have to fuck through my email because I'm not logged onto AO3 on this computer? Maybe hatkirby: Sorry for my tardiness I’m sitting here malding at my phone for wait Wtf it is fine with the word MALDING but I can’t type gun without it autocorrecting to Dick azhdrake: oijgo;aefja;owfjaw hatkirby: Throwing my phone out the window
azhdrake: Okay reading an article on it: chameleons can and will camouflage with their color changing, but only in subtle ways like making themselves darker or lighter green. When they break out the other colors, that's for communication. swbookworm: ah yeah sounds accurate hatkirby: Or for dance parties! azhdrake: Is dance not communication? azhdrake: The purest expression of self? azhdrake: The ultimate way of talking? hatkirby: Chameleon listening to darude sandstorm and going big dick mode hatkirby: Okay I meant to type big dick mode azhdrake: o;aefjoi;awejfo;iawf;oawi hatkirby: Big F U C K mode swbookworm: ksaldsadjsaddsa azhdrake: Star's phone knows what it wants in life hatkirby: Pffffft azhdrake: and it's big lizard dick hatkirby: I'm throwing my phone in a volcano swbookworm: kasjdlsakdjds azhdrake: it's for the best
hatkirby: This game really is being like here have some friends hatkirby: Crown Tundra in particular goes so hard lol hatkirby: I'm so excited that I get to catch ultra breasts. I really hope I find Nihilego soon! hatkirby: ULTRA BEASTS***** avespecora: :blobamused: avespecora: me when m searching for a hot new gf hatkirby: Some absolutely buckwild tit action going on in pkmn rn hatkirby: FAJFAKGSL hatkirby: Good for you avie avespecora: ewlkdhfbgkj avespecora: that's an amazing typo avespecora: A++++ hatkirby: I guess I type breasts more often than I type breasts?? No idea hatkirby: BEASTS avespecora: LMAAAOOO avespecora: EFKDGVDKJ;GB hatkirby: Ok yeah my phone is having a good time avespecora: Good for ur phone