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(7:47:42 PM) Starla: P-p-p-pillowcase p-p-p-pillowcase
(7:48:23 PM) Tamasys: That was Lady StaLa singing Pillowcase
(7:49:06 PM) ***Starla bows
(7:49:08 PM) Starla: :P
(7:49:42 PM) Tamasys: Heehee Lady StaLa
(7:50:13 PM) Tamasys: Ick
(7:50:16 PM) Starla: THIS IS LADY STALA! BRING THE NIGHT ON, FOLKS, AND ROLL UP THE WINDOWS IN YOUR CONVERTIBLE! IMMA SING!
(7:50:30 PM) Tamasys: ^_^
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(07:35:15 AM) Smiley: can you have it so it's aligned right
(07:35:30 AM) Starla Insigna: So it's all the way to the right
(07:35:31 AM) Starla Insigna: ?
(07:35:52 AM) Smiley: like inside the access div
(07:36:04 AM) Smiley: but to the right
(07:36:07 AM) Starla Insigna: Inside #access, but all the way to the right?
(07:36:25 AM) Smiley: yeah...?
(07:36:35 AM) Starla Insigna: So you mean to say inside #access
(07:36:36 AM) Smiley: nothing wrong with that
(07:36:41 AM) Starla Insigna: ...but all the way to the right!
(07:36:50 AM) Smiley: yeah
(07:36:59 AM) Smiley: inside #access
(07:37:17 AM) Starla Insigna: but all the way to the right!
(07:37:35 AM) Smiley: yeah
(07:37:41 AM) Smiley: aligned right
(07:37:50 AM) Starla Insigna: Just to be clear, it's going to be inside #access
(07:37:56 AM) Starla Insigna: but all the way to the right!
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Gryphic: I'M A GIRL!
#29 Up +48/-38 Down
(04:46:58 PM) Hatkirby: I JUST LOOOOVE QUOTES!!!!!!!
(04:47:37 PM) Pyro: i can tell
(04:47:42 PM) Hatkirby: O RLY?
(04:47:53 PM) Pyro: yes
(04:48:03 PM) Hatkirby: NO WAI!!!!!!
(04:48:13 PM) Hatkirby: ....you didn't say your line
(04:48:19 PM) Pyro: what
(04:48:22 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY YA RLY!
(04:48:24 PM) Hatkirby: *cries*
(04:48:31 PM) Hatkirby: MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!
(04:48:33 PM) Hatkirby: *explodes*
(04:48:38 PM) Pyro: sorry
(04:48:42 PM) Hatkirby: Oh, and by the way, 12 minutes
#98 Up +40/-30 Down
(06:07:34 PM) Hatkirby: brb
(06:07:42 PM) Pyro: k
(06:07:57 PM) Pyro: me will probably have 2 go b4 u get back
(06:11:05 PM) Pyro: tell me when u get back
(06:12:09 PM) Pyro: me has 2 log out will b back later
(06:12:12 PM) Pyro: cyas
(06:22:38 PM) Hatkirby: back
(06:22:39 PM) Pyro: me is back had 2 create hotmail account 4 katherine
(06:22:50 PM) Hatkirby: wow, was that timing or what
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(10:16:02 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: who's here?
(10:16:02 PM) Fourie: Well, there's Smiley and Smiley and maybe even DriftyBeyond!
(10:16:11 PM) Hatkirby: TWO SMILIES
(10:16:12 PM) Hatkirby: AAAAHHHHH
(10:16:15 PM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHH
(10:16:21 PM) Hatkirby: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
(10:16:26 PM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(10:16:31 PM) Hatkirby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(10:16:33 PM) ***ozzyfrog remains calm
#380 Up +38/-28 Down
(12:26:23 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: I want a present!
(12:26:23 PM) ***Fourie gives DriftyBeyond THE JACKPOT PRIZEEEE
(12:26:28 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:26:30 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: I want a present!
(12:26:30 PM) Fourie: TOO BAD! *steals the Creature*
(12:26:31 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WONNNNNN
(12:26:34 PM) Hatkirby: DRIFTY, YOU WONNNNNN
(12:26:37 PM) DriftyBeyond: I did!
(12:26:47 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WON THE JACKPOTTTT
(12:26:55 PM) Hatkirby: AND IT ISS...... fifty cents!
(12:26:58 PM) Hatkirby: And a bus token!
(12:27:01 PM) Hatkirby: An expired bus token!
(12:27:02 PM) ozzyfrog: wow
(12:27:06 PM) DriftyBeyond: Amazing.
(12:27:13 PM) ozzyfrog: Lucky.
(12:27:13 PM) Hatkirby: An expired bus token for bus 22 in New York!
(12:27:24 PM) DriftyBeyond: I know
(12:27:35 PM) ***DriftyBeyond gives THE JACKPOT PRIZEEEE to Ozzyfrog
(12:27:40 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:27:42 PM) ozzyfrog: :O
(12:27:43 PM) ozzyfrog: No
(12:27:44 PM) Hatkirby: BUTBUTBUT
(12:27:45 PM) DriftyBeyond: :D
(12:27:47 PM) ozzyfrog: I can't accept that
(12:27:49 PM) Hatkirby: He cannot accept that
(12:27:49 PM) ozzyfrog: it's too much
(12:27:53 PM) Hatkirby: It's too much
(12:27:58 PM) DriftyBeyond: Rlly
(12:28:01 PM) ozzyfrog: well
(12:28:03 PM) ozzyfrog: ok :D
(12:28:47 PM) ***DriftyBeyond gives the consolation prize to Hatkirby
(12:28:53 PM) ***DriftyBeyond is lulzing in real life
(12:28:56 PM) Hatkirby: GASPYAY
(12:28:59 PM) Hatkirby: A NEW CAR!
(12:29:10 PM) ***Hatkirby drives into the sunset with her fiancé
(12:29:20 PM) ozzyfrog: don't do that
(12:29:24 PM) ozzyfrog: you'll get burnt
(12:29:28 PM) DriftyBeyond: Ohyeah
(12:29:30 PM) Hatkirby: LOL
(12:29:31 PM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ
(12:29:33 PM) DriftyBeyond: you'll get burnt to buts
(12:29:37 PM) DriftyBeyond: I mean butts
(12:29:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: I mean bits
(12:30:02 PM) DriftyBeyond: Just imagine
(12:30:13 PM) DriftyBeyond: Hatkirby and fiancee getting burnt
(12:30:18 PM) DriftyBeyond: and all that are left are the butts
(12:30:19 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:30:29 PM) ozzyfrog: It happens you know
(12:31:29 PM) DriftyBeyond: Of course
(12:31:38 PM) DriftyBeyond: haven't you heard of "I got burnt to butts" itis?
(12:31:43 PM) ***Hatkirby is a butt
(12:31:47 PM) ozzyfrog: odear
(12:31:52 PM) ozzyfrog: we're too late
(12:31:54 PM) DriftyBeyond: Oh dearie me
(12:32:06 PM) DriftyBeyond: Well, there's only one thing we can do
(12:32:16 PM) DriftyBeyond: go through the ashes for any spare change
(12:32:21 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:32:22 PM) ozzyfrog: :D
(12:32:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog looks
(12:32:28 PM) ***Hatkirby suddenly rematerializes
(12:32:31 PM) ozzyfrog: oops
(12:32:37 PM) Hatkirby: YOUR ARM IS IN MY STOMACH
(12:33:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog runs while Hat is distracted
(12:33:33 PM) DriftyBeyond: Hatkirby: you have Ozzyfrog's hand in your stomach, what conclusions can we draw from that?
(12:33:49 PM) Hatkirby: DriftyBeyond: I think that he thought I was a swimming pool
(12:33:50 PM) ***ozzyfrog forgets he is still attached to hat
(12:34:00 PM) ***Hatkirby chases ozzyfrog because she is attached
(12:34:13 PM) ***DriftyBeyond takes photoes and puts them up on Facebook
(12:34:19 PM) Hatkirby: OWOWOW
(12:34:27 PM) Hatkirby: Get your hand out!
(12:34:29 PM) ***ozzyfrog tries to shake Hat off
(12:35:05 PM) ***Hatkirby eats antacids for fun
(12:35:06 PM) Hatkirby: OOF!
(12:35:14 PM) Hatkirby: Ozzyfrog's hand dissolved!
(12:35:15 PM) DriftyBeyond: Waiiiit
(12:35:19 PM) ozzyfrog: :O
(12:35:23 PM) DriftyBeyond: if Ozzy's hand is in Hatkirby's stomach
(12:35:24 PM) ozzyfrog: MAH HAND
(12:35:29 PM) DriftyBeyond: what about the stomach acids?
(12:35:44 PM) Hatkirby: Ozzyfrog: You are in much pain now
(12:35:50 PM) Hatkirby: HCL has been eating away at your hand
(12:36:04 PM) DriftyBeyond: Would Hatkirby technically be a cannibal, as she has digested Ozzyfrog's hand?
(12:36:16 PM) ozzyfrog: I think so
(12:36:19 PM) Hatkirby: and my antacids reacted with it and destroyed your hand and much of the surrounding area
(12:36:33 PM) Hatkirby: Well it's not my fault his hand was in my stomach ashes when I rematerialized!
(12:36:43 PM) DriftyBeyond: It's probably my fault
(12:36:44 PM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHHHHH
(12:36:47 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs away
(12:36:52 PM) ***Hatkirby chases DriftyBeyond
(12:36:55 PM) ***ozzyfrog regrows hand
(12:37:01 PM) ***DriftyBeyond jumps in Ozzyfrog's plane and promptly crashes it
(12:37:06 PM) ozzyfrog: :'O
(12:37:10 PM) ozzyfrog: MAH PLANE
(12:37:10 PM) ***Hatkirby gnaws Ozzyfrog's hand off
(12:37:16 PM) ***DriftyBeyond has the ability to crumple anything by touching it
(12:37:18 PM) ozzyfrog: no you don't
(12:37:23 PM) ***DriftyBeyond has crumpled Ozzyfrog's plane
(12:37:23 PM) ***ozzyfrog throws Hat to the moon
(12:37:31 PM) ***Hatkirby flies
(12:37:39 PM) Hatkirby: WHEEEE
(12:37:48 PM) ***ozzyfrog gets a spanner
(12:37:51 PM) ***Hatkirby lands on the moon and makes friends with the alien intelligence there
(12:38:01 PM) Hatkirby: They zap Ozzyfrog with their superior technology
(12:38:17 PM) ozzyfrog: This means war
(12:38:25 PM) ***ozzyfrog flees to LA PA~
(12:38:26 PM) DriftyBeyond: Oh dearie me
(12:38:31 PM) Hatkirby: Btw, did my fiancée ever get restored?
(12:38:36 PM) DriftyBeyond: Probably not
(12:38:40 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:38:42 PM) Hatkirby: BUT I LOVE!
(12:38:47 PM) DriftyBeyond: as I took the ashhes with me
(12:38:52 PM) DriftyBeyond: and put it in a jar
(12:38:54 PM) ***Hatkirby chases DriftyBeyond
(12:39:01 PM) DriftyBeyond: and crumpled it with the plane
(12:39:04 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs away
(12:39:05 PM) ***Hatkirby thinks better of it, and has DriftyBeyond zapped with alien technology
(12:39:13 PM) ***DriftyBeyond is zapped
(12:39:16 PM) ***Hatkirby searches through the wreckage
(12:39:17 PM) ***DriftyBeyond continues running
(12:39:21 PM) Hatkirby: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE
(12:39:23 PM) Hatkirby: DUN WORRY
(12:39:27 PM) ***Hatkirby sifts
(12:39:28 PM) ozzyfrog: quick Drifty!
(12:39:31 PM) ozzyfrog: LA PA~
(12:39:42 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs to LA PA
(12:39:43 PM) ***ozzyfrog locksdown LA PA~
(12:39:45 PM) ***Hatkirby whips out a gun and long-distance shoots Drifty
(12:39:54 PM) ***DriftyBeyond remembers that she crumpled Ozzyfrog's plane
(12:39:59 PM) ***DriftyBeyond hides under a table
(12:40:05 PM) ***ozzyfrog has a better plane in LA PA~
(12:40:10 PM) ***Hatkirby found a jar in perfect condition
#501 Up +31/-21 Down
Hatkirby: HEY DRIFTY LET'S MAKE A GODAWFUL FANTROLL
Hatkirby: okay here we go its name is INDIGO SHEERS
Hatkirby: it has RAINBOW FLASHING BLOOD THAT GIVES PEOPLE EPILEPSY WHEN SHE IS CUT
Drifty: I already have some horrible fan trolls!
Hatkirby: she has RED BLOOD BUT SHE LIVES IN THE SEA LOL
Hatkirby: wait no I just contradicted myself lol what
Hatkirby: SHE HAS BOTH RED BLOOD AND EPILEPTIC BLOOD
Hatkirby: her lusus is LORD ENGLISH'S LEFT BUTT CHEEK
Hatkirby: SHE IS ERIDAN'S MATESPRIT AS WELL AS SOLLUX'S FUCKBUDDY
Hatkirby: okay no this is just getting too weird
Drifty: I got Caelif Mantaa, who is based off bugs, has green blood and her ancestr is the Red Widow (who was very into matespiritship)
Hatkirby: oh yes reminded me
Drifty: raptorialClawtrap on Pesterchum
Hatkirby: INDIGO'S ANCESTOR IS TROLL JEGUS
Hatkirby: HER PESTERCHUM HANDLE IS bodaciousBooty
Drifty: isn't the sufferer troll jesus
Hatkirby: lol
Hatkirby: HER SIGN IS A VERY DETAILED PICTURE OF A VAGINA
Drifty: They don't actually use Jegus and Gog
Drifty: Maybe Jegus once or twice
Hatkirby: I like to use it though
Hatkirby: what else... let's see...
Hatkirby: SHE IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE FIRST AN LAST TROLL EVER DUE TO TIME TRAVEL
Hatkirby: HER HORNS ARE SHAPED LIKE PENISES
Hatkirby: ONE TIME SHE SAVED THE WORLD BY SEXING UP HER LUSUS WITH HER HORNS
Drifty: A punny job name?
Hatkirby: HER LUSUS, LORD ENGLISH'S LEFT BUTT CHEEK, WAS FEELING VERY DESTRUCTIVE
Drifty: Like subjuggukator and legislacerator
Hatkirby: She is the HERO OF EVERYTHING
Drifty: Her title is the Queen of All
Hatkirby: She aspires to be a TECH SUPPORT AGENT at DELL
#130 Up +31/-22 Down
Hatkirby: What did you do, you ate my petunia salad!
Penny: I'm don't care
Hatkirby: You're hurting my feelings
Penny: Do-do you want a hug?
Hatkirby: Yes, yes I would.
Hatkirby: But not with you.
Penny: *cries*
Penny: You don't love me anymore!
Hatkirby: I use to.
Hatkirby: But then you ate my salad.
Penny: It was just a salad!
Hatkirby: That's what they said about my mortgage.
#262 Up +34/-25 Down
[21:46:24] * Starla eating TEH DELCIOUS JOLLY RANCHER
[21:46:47] Drifty: What'a a Jolly Rancher?
[21:46:52] Starla: O_O
[21:46:53] TimTam: o_O
[21:46:56] Starla: She
[21:46:57] Starla: Doesn't
[21:46:58] Starla: Know
[21:46:59] Starla: What
[21:47:00] Starla: A
[21:47:00] Starla: Jolly
[21:47:02] Starla: Rancher
[21:47:03] Starla: Is??????????
[21:47:08] * Starla dies
[21:47:10] TimTam: What's a Jolly Rancher?
[21:47:10] Drifty: A pirate?
[21:47:14] TimTam: :D
[21:47:14] Starla: He
[21:47:15] Starla: Doesn't
[21:47:16] Starla: Know
[21:47:16] Starla: What
[21:47:17] Starla: A
[21:47:18] Starla: Jolly
[21:47:19] Starla: Rancher
[21:47:20] Starla: Is
[21:47:21] Starla: ????????????????????
[21:47:30] * Starla runs, screaming, into the lollipop desert
[21:47:33] Drifty: A Cowboy Pirate who sails the bovine seas!
[21:47:37] TimTam: :D
[21:47:53] TimTam: herding his seacattle
[21:48:00] Drifty: And repeatedly screams "YEEEHAA" as he makes you walk the plank
[21:48:09] TimTam: lolololololol
[21:48:11] Starla: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jolly_Rancher
[21:48:12] Starla: Read
[21:48:13] Starla: Or Else
[21:48:14] Drifty: With his seadogs
[21:48:19] TimTam: :D
[21:48:25] * TimTam reads
[21:48:49] Starla: They're like the best candies on earth
[21:48:49] Drifty: Awwww, but it will forever be a cowboy pirate in my mind
[21:48:54] Starla: I don't know you people anymore :)
[21:48:59] TimTam: oh, so it's like our Natural Confectionary Company, but not as good :P
[21:49:05] Starla: It's a type of hard candy
[21:49:06] Drifty: Nope :D
[21:49:13] Starla: YUMMY, DELICIOUS, VERY GOOD
[21:49:23] Drifty: I like the natural confectionary stuff
[21:49:25] TimTam: :D
[21:49:27] TimTam: me too
[21:49:32] TimTam: they make banana flavour :D
[21:49:34] Drifty: :D
[21:49:37] Starla: What's that?
[21:49:41] TimTam: O_O
[21:49:47] TimTam: Natural Confectionary Co.
[21:49:48] Drifty: She
[21:49:48] Drifty: Doesn't
[21:49:48] Drifty: Know
[21:49:48] Drifty: What
[21:49:52] Drifty: It
[21:49:56] Drifty: Is?????? /jkoe
[21:50:01] TimTam: O_O
[21:50:01] Starla: Lol :)
[21:50:01] TimTam: :P
[21:50:04] Drifty: Jkoe?