The Four Island Quotes DB

Smiley: does cat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio
Smiley: actually do anything
Hatkirby: That echos the contents of the Linux kernel to the speakers
Smiley: yay for cat
Hatkirby: Basicaly, it makes your computer sound like it's giving birth
Smiley: i want to try that
Hatkirby: But ther have always been jokes on the interwebs tu tttttttttttttttttrun that c listen to the Linuree the hatever lul
Hatkirby: WOW
Hatkirby: Thatwas messed up!

(08:01:28 AM) Hatkirby: back
(08:01:28 AM) Fourie: No one really cares, LOL!
(08:02:01 AM) ***Hatkirby cries
(08:02:01 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney
(08:02:07 AM) Hatkirby: whut
(08:03:21 AM) Hatkirby: I think that's from a quote
(08:05:14 AM) DriftyBeyond: pfft
(08:05:14 AM) Fourie: GORGLESNERT
(08:05:25 AM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: cries
(08:05:25 AM) Fourie: Dun worry, it's okay. Here, have an iPod touch.
(08:05:32 AM) Hatkirby: :O
(08:05:36 AM) DriftyBeyond: Yay!
(08:05:36 AM) Fourie: Congratulations, on the assassination, of the administration, and the degradation, of the inaugeration!
(08:05:37 AM) Hatkirby: I WANT THE IPOD TOUCH
(08:05:43 AM) Hatkirby: Drifty has two, though!
(08:05:45 AM) DriftyBeyond: Yay for crocodile tears!
(08:05:47 AM) ***Hatkirby steals from Drifty
(08:05:51 AM) DriftyBeyond: I have three now!
(08:05:54 AM) ***Hatkirby cries
(08:05:54 AM) Fourie: Dun worry, it's okay. Here, have Santa Claws.
(08:05:55 AM) DriftyBeyond: One imaginary one!
(08:05:57 AM) Hatkirby: Noooo!
(08:05:58 AM) DriftyBeyond: lololol
(08:05:59 AM) ***Hatkirby gets mauled
(08:06:08 AM) ***Hatkirby cries
(08:06:08 AM) Fourie: Dun worry, it's okay. Here, have some self respect.
(08:06:13 AM) Hatkirby: FOURIE!
(08:06:25 AM) ***DriftyBeyond cries
(08:06:25 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney
(08:06:26 AM) ***Hatkirby cries
(08:06:26 AM) Fourie: Don't fade away, Hatkirby!
(08:06:30 AM) ***DriftyBeyond cries
(08:06:30 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney
(08:06:34 AM) DriftyBeyond: It's a crying fest!
(08:06:41 AM) Hatkirby: We're so sad!~ :P
(08:06:42 AM) ***Hatkirby cries
(08:06:42 AM) Fourie: Don't fade away, Hatkirby!
(08:06:52 AM) Hatkirby: I WON'T FOURIE, FEEL BAD FOR ME AND GIVE ME STUFF
(08:06:55 AM) ***DriftyBeyond cries
(08:06:55 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney
(08:06:55 AM) ***Hatkirby cries
(08:06:55 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney
(08:07:07 AM) DriftyBeyond: lol, he refuses to gives us stuff
(08:07:18 AM) Hatkirby: Well, he mauled and insulted me
(08:08:26 AM) ***Hatkirby stabs Fourie
(08:08:26 AM) ***Fourie spurts blood
(08:08:33 AM) ***Hatkirby laughs evilly
(08:08:37 AM) Hatkirby: WHO'S DYING NOW?
(08:08:43 AM) ***Hatkirby is dead

(5:57:30 AM) Pyro: i'm cold
(5:57:40 AM) Hatkirby: I'm Starla
(5:57:53 AM) Hatkirby: and *puts on sunglasses* PHOSPHORESCENT YEAHHHHHHH
(5:57:59 AM) Hatkirby: okay its too early

Timbo94: You're not soap, [Drifty]!

(06:44:12 AM) DriftyBeyond: The StalkerBot should totally have, as an unofficial name, 'Barry'
(06:44:18 AM) Hatkirby: palsfsdf
(06:44:39 AM) DriftyBeyond: Because that's the apparent name of [Pyro]'s stalker i.e the silhouette of her neighbour's roof that looks like a person
(06:44:47 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhut
(06:44:48 AM) Fourie: [tamasys silently removes his pants]
(06:44:52 AM) Hatkirby: O_O
(06:45:01 AM) Tamasys: My bad...
(06:45:02 AM) Tamasys: :P
(06:45:11 AM) Hatkirby: Put those back on TimTam! There are children in here!
(06:45:22 AM) Tamasys: O_O THE CHILDREN ARE STALKING US

Somebody: You can either have ice cream or pecan tart
Starla: Oooh, what's that like?
Somebody Else: It's like pie.
Starla: I like pie!
Everybody Else: ....
Starla: Oh god, I said it.

Tamasys: I had Love Story stuck in my head all yesterday
Hatkirby: :D
Hatkirby: YAY TAY!
Drifty: Yaytay?
Hatkirby: Tay = nickname for Taylor Swift
Hatkirby: That's what we call her on t-swift.com
* Drifty hides from all the Taylor Swift fangirls
Hatkirby: HEEHEEHEE
Timbo94: *coughs*
* Ozzyfrog hides with drifty
Drifty: O_O
Hatkirby: Hey, it's better than being a Twilight fangirl
Timbo94: "fangirls"?
Timbo94: *coughs*
* Drifty curls up and whimpers
Timbo94: WHAT ABOUT ME DRIFTY!
* Drifty hides from the Taylor Swift fan...people
Timbo94: YOU CALLED ME A GIRL!
Timbo94: YOU MUST DIE!
Hatkirby: LOOOL
* Drifty runs away and hides behind Ozzyfrog

(10:29:02 PM) Bluemonkey: i hate running
(10:29:06 PM) Bluemonkey: i'm going anyway
(10:29:09 PM) Starla: then don't!
(10:29:12 PM) Starla: SCREAM
(10:29:15 PM) Starla: i mean WALK
(10:29:29 PM) Bluemonkey: walking != running
(10:29:41 PM) Starla: yes, i know
(10:29:51 PM) Starla: I was pointing out an alternative action to the one you clearly disliked
(10:29:58 PM) Bluemonkey: no
(10:30:04 PM) Bluemonkey: it is not an acceptable alternative
(10:30:04 PM) Starla: WELL IM SORRY
(10:30:06 PM) Bluemonkey: it must be run!
(10:30:07 PM) Starla: *cries*
(10:30:11 PM) Starla: No!
(10:30:14 PM) Bluemonkey: idky!
(10:30:15 PM) Starla: Not run!
(10:30:22 PM) Starla: DEBUG FIRST, THEN RUN
(10:30:47 PM) Bluemonkey: RUN FIRST, PATCH MEMORY LEAKS LATER
(10:31:50 PM) Starla: DONT OVEROPTIMIZE, BUT YOU SHOULD PROFILE FIRST
(10:33:34 PM) Bluemonkey: USE COBOL, MUNGE BRAIN
(10:33:48 PM) Starla: USE RUBY, CHEW ON GLASS
(10:34:10 PM) Bluemonkey: USE HASKELL, CUT OFF EARS
(10:34:29 PM) Starla: USE PYTHON, SUCKING OUT THE VENOM WON'T WORK
(10:35:04 PM) Bluemonkey: USE PROLOG, ;;;
(10:35:27 PM) Starla: USE SINGLE FOUR, 44 4 444 44 4 444444 444 4 4 4 4 4444 44
(10:36:04 PM) Bluemonkey:






(10:36:47 PM) Bluemonkey: **USE WHITESPACE, SAVE ON PRINTER INK
(10:37:08 PM) Starla: USE TETRGI, <msg>EAT CHINESE FOOD</msg>
(10:39:20 PM) Bluemonkey: USE PHP, LOSE AT LIFE
(10:39:43 PM) Starla: USE ASP.NET, FAIL AT CELLULAR RESPIRATION
(10:40:12 PM) Bluemonkey: USE CEE, SEGFAULT
(10:40:29 PM) Starla: USE UNARY, 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

BleuM937: No instance for (Fractional Integer) arising from the literal `5.0' at <interactive>:1:15-17
BleuM937: Possible fix: add an instance declaration for (Fractional Integer)
BleuM937: In the expression: 5.0
BleuM937: In the first argument of `love', namely `[0.1, 0.2 .. 5.0]'
BleuM937: In the expression: love ([0.1, 0.2 .. 5.0])
BleuM937: <interactive>:1:4:
BleuM937: The type signature for `love' lacks an accompanying binding
BleuM937: (The type signature must be given where `love' is declared)
BleuM937: I never realised Haskell was so poetic

Drifty: I want to make a chat-RP on the fourm
Soojin Ying: YAY RP
Soojin Ying: like our previous one-liner RP?
Drifty: An RP in which we post fourm messages as our characters
Soojin Ying: about the robéd person?
Drifty: Lol :P
Soojin Ying: :)
Soojin Ying: so instead of a Waiting Rom, a Talking Room?
Soojin Ying: Lol, waiting rom :)
Drifty: Yeah :P
Drifty: This is inspired by the Livejournal RPs
Soojin Ying: My face was inspired by a LJ RP once
Soojin Ying: but I lost the link
Drifty: Lolwhut
Soojin Ying: lol I dunno
Soojin Ying: :) I'm not even sure of what I just said