Smiley: What are some other commands * Hatkirby thinks Hatkirby: ALOT * Smiley * Smiley smileing Gryphic: tell us! Gryphic: I dunno Hatkirby: Tell you what? Gryphic: Please? * Smiley is happy Smiley: yes Gryphic: COMMANDS Hatkirby: I think /dice, /npc and /me are all of them Gryphic: PLEASE? Gryphic: Oh. Hatkirby: LOG IN BOTH OF YOU Gryphic: ALOT Gryphic: But you said Gryphic: you did. Smiley: rly Hatkirby: I said what? Hatkirby: I said: * Hatkirby thinks Hatkirby: ALOT Hatkirby: Meaning that I think ablot Smiley: I am Hatkirby: I dind' notice what Smiley asked before I sad that Hatkirby: OMG Is said a blot Hatkirby: I Cannot type today Gryphic: ... Gryphic: Oh. Gryphic: ... Gryphic: a blot? Gryphic: Yes, you cannot.
* Hatkirby kills DOUGLAS Hatkirby: Douglas just asked the funniest question! Act: PICTURES OF YOU Hatkirby: He pointed at a lock Hatkirby: The hole of a lock, to be presice Hatkirby: And asked Gryphic: What? Hatkirby: "SO, is this where the key goes?" Smiley: OK it works now Hatkirby: YAY Gryphic: ROFL Gryphic: is he watching you type! Gryphic: ? Hatkirby: He's left now Hatkirby: GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!
Smiley: Gryphic, you'll really like compiz. Just go to compiz.org Gryphic: What tis it? Hatkirby: Ignore him Hatkirby: If he says anyhthing About compiz Hatkirby: Ignore it Hatkirby: You don't even have Linux Gryphic: why? * Gryphic is confused Hatkirby: I fixed PMs! Smiley: Go there and find out Hatkirby: JUST IGNORE THE XOMPIZ Gryphic: Okay... Hatkirby: IF YOU GO TO THAT SITE I WILL EAT YOU Hatkirby: Thanks! * Gryphic is very confused Smiley: It's great Gryphic: and I'm confused Gryphic: I did Hatkirby: Gryphic, log in Hatkirby: You did what? Gryphic: What is it? Smiley: So why aren't pngs allowed Hatkirby: They are Hatkirby: I just fixed it Gryphic: Compiz.org is confuzzling Hatkirby: What did Gryphic just do? Gryphic: I dun get it Hatkirby: YOU WENT THERE? * Hatkirby eats Gryphic
Smiley: Hstkirby, I've got Compiz now Gryphic: AHHHHH Gryphic: ??? * Hatkirby is getting annoyed Smiley: Why are you annoyed Gryphic: BECAUSE * Hatkirby eats Compiz Gryphic: HER MOMMA Gryphic: IS A Gryphic: PERSON Hatkirby: WHATA!?!?!?!? Hatkirby: k * Gryphic is laughing her head off Smiley: compiz isn't all that bad Hatkirby: You mean laughing your EAT off! Gryphic: O RLY? Hatkirby: YA RLY! Gryphic: ... Gryphic: NO WAI!
(05:55:07 PM) Hatkirby: I just dropped my scissor (05:55:13 PM) Hatkirby: And it STABBED the keyboard (05:55:26 PM) Hatkirby: Right in between the '" key and the /? key (05:55:29 PM) Hatkirby: That was weird...... (05:55:46 PM) Pyro: that sounded cool (05:55:57 PM) Hatkirby: The scissor was just sticking out of the keyboard (05:56:00 PM) Hatkirby: Like (05:56:07 PM) Hatkirby: "HI! I'm stabbing your keyboard!" (05:56:09 PM) Hatkirby: "This is fun!" (05:56:13 PM) Pyro: haha (05:56:15 PM) Hatkirby: "'" and /? are in pain!!!!!!!" (05:56:20 PM) Hatkirby: "GIVE ME A COOKIE!' (05:56:31 PM) Hatkirby: "OR ELSE I'LL STAB THE 4$ KEY!!!!!" (05:56:39 PM) Hatkirby: Hatkirby: No, not the 4 key! (05:56:45 PM) Hatkirby: "YES! THE 4 KEY!!!!!!" (05:56:50 PM) Hatkirby: "HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (05:56:50 PM) Pyro: hahahehe (05:56:57 PM) Hatkirby: ...I'm insane, right? (05:57:04 PM) Hatkirby: Poop, my scissor is talking to me.
Gryphic: Do you know programming so well Gryphic: you can mentally write a program? Hatkirby: #include <stdio.h> Hatkirby: #include <iostream> Hatkirby: Hatkirby: using namespace::std; Hatkirby: Hatkirby: int main() Hatkirby: { Hatkirby: cout << "YES" << endl; Hatkirby: return 0; Hatkirby: } Hatkirby: ....WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED TO MY BEATUTIFUL COLLDE! Gryphic: ... Gryphic: SMILEYS Gryphic: WOOHOO Gryphic: So Gryphic: what would that do? Gryphic: I now know Gryphic: what you feel like when I Gryphic: randomly speak in Chinese. Hatkirby: It would print "YES" to the command prompt Hatkirby: And then it would exit Gryphic: ... Gryphic: um Gryphic: Yep Hatkirby: Doesn't do much Hatkirby: But it'll have to do Hatkirby: NOW GET ME MY COFFEE Hatkirby: AND A RAISE Hatkirby: I WORKED VERY HARD TODAY!!!!!! Gryphic: ... Gryphic: ... Gryphic: Wow.
Hatkirby: Oh Hatkirby: POOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: PPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!! Hatkirby: OMG! Hatkirby: I FORGOT ABOUT THE SCHOOL PROJECT Hatkirby: AND THE THIS I BELIEVE Hatkirby: I HAVE STARTED NEITHER Hatkirby: AND THEY'RE DUE TOMORROW@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Hatkirby explodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: Wait a minute........... Hatkirby: Did yaplet just turn some of my ramblings into an email address link? Hatkirby: ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!!?!?! Hatkirby: ..............
Hatkirby: So, I was at this dinner party Hatkirby: IT WAS REALLY WEIRD! tamasys: you mean his description of actuall location tamasys: i will Hatkirby: Yes tamasys: wot was? Hatkirby: Wait, I'm telling a story Hatkirby: I will enumerate the weird things that happened. tamasys: go on Hatkirby: So someone turned up with red shoes tamasys: tamasys: ... Hatkirby: I told him to click his heels and say "There's no place like home" Hatkirby: Wait a second Hatkirby: My brother is being an idiot tamasys: lolz Hatkirby: GO AWAY DOUGLAS YOU IDIOT Hatkirby: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: It's not working! Hatkirby: NVM! tamasys: brb soz Hatkirby: So my other brother was telling a story about a story his friend was telling Hatkirby: I'll quote him Hatkirby: Mario333: So he starts telling the story Hatkirby: Mario333: Badly Hatkirby: Mario333: And half way through Hatkirby: Mario333: He says Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: Oh, wait, can I start over? Hatkirby: Mario333: So he starts over. Hatkirby: Oh BTW, they were at camp when this story takes place Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: So there were these people at camp Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: And.... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They.... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: HAD A BABY Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: At 12:00 the phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: It said Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am in cabin 1" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: ..... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "You are not there" Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: And it goes on like that Hatkirby: Mario333: Until cabin 21 Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red Eye baby: Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am at your door" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They heard the door open Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: A small figure raced around Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: Phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am in your toilet" Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They hear the toilet flush Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs harder* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The baby comes in the room Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The phone rings Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am behind you" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The wife turns around Hatkirby: Yes, he did say wife! Hatkirby: Hatkirby: WOE are married people doing on camp Hatkirby: Hatkirby: At 11 years old????! Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: And the baby says Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Boo" Hatkirby: Mario333: Story's over. Hatkirby: *cracks up laughing*