Teacher: I'm going to be the perverted teenager! Teacher: When Juliet asks what Romeo means by satisfaction, what is she thinking? Students: .... Teacher: Sex! Teacher: Then what does Romeo say? Student: Let's do it? Everyone: LOL
Hatkirby: Driiiiiiifty? Hatkirby: I miss you Drifty: Ni hao Hatkirby: YAY Hatkirby: So....... Hatkirby: what should we walk about? Drifty: Walk about? Drifty: lol Drifty: :D Hatkirby: LOL WALK Hatkirby: LOOL
Timbo94: I went out again and the magpies had gone! Hatkirby: Probably because I force-reloaded ALSA Timbo94: lol Hatkirby: :D Drifty: :) Hatkirby: But at least music works now! :) Timbo94: read those l;ines again; it looks like the magpies went away because you reloaded ALSA! Timbo94: lol Drifty: it does! Hatkirby: Loffle! :)
* BleuM937 eats egg * Drifty takes Blu's egg * Tamasys takes Drifty's Blu's egg Drifty: Is it Easter today or tomorrow? * Ozzyfrog takes Tamasys's Drifty's Blue's egg Tamasys: ??? Tamasys: sunday * Drifty takes TimTam's Drifty's Blu's egg Drifty: Sorry, my brain is bleeeh Tamasys: try that again * Drifty takes Oz's Tamasys's Drifty's Blu's egg * Ozzyfrog takes Drify's Oz's Tamays's Drifty's Blu's egg Drifty: brb Ozzyfrog: k * BleuM937 takes Ozzyfrog's Drifty's Oz/s Tamasys' Blu's... hang on, it was mine all along * BleuM937 eats it before anyone else can steal it * Tamasys steals Blu Ozzyfrog: Damn you blue * BleuM937 is stolen * Ozzyfrog steals Tamasys so he has blue * BleuM937 steals himself Drifty: Back from chopsticking * BleuM937 causes a paradox * BleuM937 gets sucked into a black hole * BleuM937 has the egg though * Ozzyfrog has the RWMT thing now though * BleuM937 fights the black hole to try and reclaim RWMT * Ozzyfrog knows he can't escape the black hole * Ozzyfrog is willing to trade the RWMT for the egg though * BleuM937 just realised it is friday night * BleuM937 wants to go out * BleuM937 just realised that it's good friday * BleuM937 just realised that shops aren't open on good friday Ozzyfrog: lol * BleuM937 shakes fist in anger * BleuM937 departs Ozzyfrog: awww Ozzyfrog: ok then, cya Tamasys: NOOO!!! Tamasys: COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!! Ozzyfrog: It's too late... Ozzyfrog: the Blue Monkey has left us Ozzyfrog: wow, that sounded like a corny kids film Tamasys: lololol
Drifty: Superpoke says, for Ozzyfrog, "snap the bra of [Ozzyfrog]" BleuM937: choo choo! Ozzyfrog: O_O Ozzyfrog: ok then Ozzyfrog: I guess it doesn't take into account the gender of the person :P BleuM937: ooh! BleuM937: I totally can't be bothered doing that! Drifty: Ooh? Hatkirby: Greetings Hatkirby: baaack! Ozzyfrog: :D Drifty: :D Hatkirby: O_O Ozzyfrog has a bra??????? Ozzyfrog: NO! BleuM937: yep Drifty: Noo, it's just Superpoke BleuM937: it's his manbra BleuM937: to support his mountainous flab BleuM937: :P Ozzyfrog: [Blu], what is with your crude jokes tonight? :P Ozzyfrog: CLEAR Ozzyfrog: . Ozzyfrog: . *Many '.'s later* Drifty: Can I quote it? Ozzyfrog: Blue, what is with your crude jokes tonight? :P Ozzyfrog: if you quote that part, then alright, you can :P
Timbo: I AM THE QUEEN! Starla: NO IM THE QUEEN * Starla eats Timbo Timbo: I KEPT SAYING 'I'M THE QUEEN' Starla: No wait, you can be the Queen Starla: I get to be the princess :) Timbo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Timbo: THAT MEANS YOUR MY DAUGHTER Timbo: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Starla: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Timbo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Timbo: I AM NOT THE QUEEN Timbo: I AM CARDCAPTOR SAKURA * Starla runs, screaming, into the lollipop desert
(05:27:10 PM) Drifty: D: My cat burst into the toilet earlier (05:27:12 PM) Drifty: Bad kitty (05:27:16 PM) Starla: lolwhut? (05:27:27 PM) Drifty: When I was in it (05:27:31 PM) Starla: O_O (05:27:34 PM) Starla: Pervecat! (05:27:46 PM) Drifty: And he keeps sleeping on me recently (05:27:48 PM) Starla: Pervécat! Pervécat! Does whatever a pervécat does! (05:27:55 PM) Drifty: Lolololololololololol
Drifty: What does that ammeter say? Pyro: I can't tell you because the way I see it is different from how you see it because we're in different places! Drifty: What? Pyro: It's because of different perception bias and how different people see things differently! Drifty: Just tell me what it says! Stop with the psychology, I just want to know what the reading looks like to you. Pyro: But the things you see before you look at it affect what you see and [a lot more psychology stuff] Drifty: ...
If you don't shut up, I'm going to peel off your eyes and eat it!