Drifty: it is so unreasonably cold here Hatkirby: “WOW!” writes LeeAnne, “what a difference they have made in my life. No longer do I quake with fear at the slightest stressor. I am able to stride forward in my life with confidence…the kind of confidence that only a set of hairless, tumor-riddled testicles can give you.” Drifty: what Hatkirby: *lols* Hatkirby: I'm reading an article about funny Amazon reviews Hatkirby: apparently someone wrote that as a review for some male testicular cancer model or something like that Drifty: who sells those things Drifty: http://www.amazon.com/Male-Testicular-Exam-Model-Anatomy/dp/B0006TYJV6/ref=cm_rdp_product Drifty: oh great god Hatkirby: "Is this something that happen" Hatkirby: oh god picture Drifty: Look at the reviews! Drifty: "it acts as a makeshift stress ball!" Drifty: in the grocery store Hatkirby: "It's a Bag Fulla Fun!" Hatkirby: oh god at the grocery store Drifty: "What is that you have ma am?" Hatkirby: "IMMA LITTLE STRESSED—LET'S PULL OUT THOSE BALLS!" Drifty: "A testicle teaching model with tumours!" Drifty: "It's my personal teddy bear" Hatkirby: "What is that you have, ma'am?" "They're my testicles!" Drifty: "wtf go away this grocery is for sane people" Drifty: Yes! Drifty: oh god Drifty: "Finally, a rubber scrotum that I can use for exam training purposes. My room mate was going "nuts" (pardon the pun) because I kept trying to use his. I wish he wasn't such a light sleeper. Oh well. " Hatkirby: "A must have for the avid teabagger!" Hatkirby: oh god lol: "I'm trying them out for TSA, too!" Drifty: oh god Drifty: lololol Hatkirby: "I'm a chick, but I purchased a pair of these for my next trip. When I refuse the cancer-causing body scanner I just know they'll want to frisk me, so I figured I'd give them something extra to grab. Oh I can't wait to see the look on the face of 67-IQ agent when she snatches onto to these babies!" Hatkirby: This is hilarious Drifty: I bet half of these are trolls Hatkirby: how can this be something that is sold Drifty: but oh god these are hilarious Drifty: what is this i don't even Hatkirby: omg lolpun: "It goes without saying that my male exam model has come in handy for so many things, but when a friend of mine told me about how he used his as a pouch for his teabags, my world was officially rocked. There's nothing like doing your own teabagging at home, especially side-by-side with a fellow enthusiast. The model makes for perfect teabags -- ample, hefty and oh the aroma! There's nothing like the slap, slap, slappy sound I make as I dip my exam model teabags -- It's my cup of tea!" Drifty: "Who doesn't love playing with scrotum? I know I do!" Hatkirby: "Now I can take a break from squeezing my own scrotum constantly and give the little bugger a breather." Hatkirby: dear god they're $147.44 Hatkirby: For a pair of TESTICLES with TUMORS? Drifty: I would think there are better models out there without the tumours Drifty: but still O.O Hatkirby: omg wtf are we talking about Drifty: WHAT Drifty: "Was excited to get mine in the mail. Unfortunately a mistake was made and I received the female version instead. Needless to say, I was shocked and uncomfortable. " Hatkirby: lololol one of the tags is "scientology" Hatkirby: LOLWHAT female version? Drifty: what Hatkirby: It's also tagged "uranium ore" Hatkirby: This is totally scientology! Drifty: "I will keep it in my purse for emergencies" Hatkirby: "badger sun screen spf 30" Drifty: what emergencies Drifty: what Hatkirby: Testicular emergencies! Hatkirby: "OH NO! FIRE! BREAK OUT THE TESTIES!" Hatkirby: *throws balls at fire* Drifty: "I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I NEED! BALLS!" Hatkirby: "THAT JUST EXACERBATED THE PROBLEM!" Drifty: "NOW THE FIRES ARE HUNGRY!" Hatkirby: O_o one of the tags is "pacifier" Drifty: O_O_O_O_O_OO Hatkirby: SCARRED BABBY Hatkirby: lolol another tag is "dog treat" Hatkirby: "Here boy, want some balls?" Hatkirby: "RES REESE!" Drifty: oh god Drifty: a tag is 'male ego' lololol Drifty: wait Drifty: inafant developement?! Drifty: mini squirrel underpants?! Hatkirby: "harry potter"!??!!?!?!? Drifty: "fresh whole rabbit"?!! Drifty: I need to sit down... but I'm already sitting down! Hatkirby: "fashion accessory" Hatkirby: "I just got my new nuts! How fashionable!" Hatkirby: "I'M PARIS HILTON AND I HAVE NUTS. BUY NOW!" Drifty: oh dear Drifty: Oh god, "uranium ore" - it emits radiation RUUUN Hatkirby: RADIOACTIVE TESTICLES Hatkirby: "scientology" ftw Drifty: YES, CLEARLY A THING I NEED IN MY LIFe Drifty: o dont you know Hatkirby: "My new testicles tried to convert me to scientology!" Drifty: They worship testicles! Hatkirby: "OH GREAT TESTICLES, SHOW US HOW TO SUCK MORE IN OUR EVERY DAY LIVES" Drifty: lololololoololololooolol Hatkirby: this was a hilarious find Drifty: the cat is looking at me funny Hatkirby: He knows you're looking at balls! Drifty: one of the treasures of the internet Drifty: he likes balls Drifty: he doesn't have any of his own Hatkirby: Awww, poor Pumpkin Drifty: :P Drifty: in both ways Hatkirby: "WUZZAT? BALLS? MEOWMEOWMEOW?" Drifty: He sat on me earlier Hatkirby: oh god nyan.cat with balls: "BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS" Drifty: I just lay down and was just about to get up when "MEOW" Drifty: oh god Drifty: DOUBLE TESTICLES ALL THE WAY Hatkirby: popped in there somehow Drifty: why are we talking about this
(02:33:16 PM) Pyro: but i kinda understand cause of u (02:33:24 PM) Hatkirby: Really? (02:33:28 PM) Pyro: yes (02:33:31 PM) Hatkirby: Really? (02:33:35 PM) Pyro: yes (02:33:39 PM) Hatkirby: Really? (02:33:43 PM) Pyro: yes (02:33:45 PM) Hatkirby: Really? (02:33:58 PM) Pyro: YES!!! (02:34:11 PM) Hatkirby: I'm just trying to see how long this can last before you get annoyed. (02:34:14 PM) Hatkirby: AND IT WORKED!!!!!!!!
Gryphic: Do you know programming so well Gryphic: you can mentally write a program? Hatkirby: #include <stdio.h> Hatkirby: #include <iostream> Hatkirby: Hatkirby: using namespace::std; Hatkirby: Hatkirby: int main() Hatkirby: { Hatkirby: cout << "YES" << endl; Hatkirby: return 0; Hatkirby: } Hatkirby: ....WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED TO MY BEATUTIFUL COLLDE! Gryphic: ... Gryphic: SMILEYS Gryphic: WOOHOO Gryphic: So Gryphic: what would that do? Gryphic: I now know Gryphic: what you feel like when I Gryphic: randomly speak in Chinese. Hatkirby: It would print "YES" to the command prompt Hatkirby: And then it would exit Gryphic: ... Gryphic: um Gryphic: Yep Hatkirby: Doesn't do much Hatkirby: But it'll have to do Hatkirby: NOW GET ME MY COFFEE Hatkirby: AND A RAISE Hatkirby: I WORKED VERY HARD TODAY!!!!!! Gryphic: ... Gryphic: ... Gryphic: Wow.
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