Drifty1: brb, food Ozzyfrog: ok then Samii: k Jade: Greetings :) Jade: snobs eh? Jade: well fuck you all then! Ozzyfrog: uh, ok then, I was looking at a different webpage... Drifty1: back Drifty1: WTF? Drifty1: Who the hell is Jade? Ozzyfrog: I think I know who the snob is :P Ozzyfrog: no idea Ozzyfrog: some goose Drifty1: Thats... just weird Ozzyfrog: geez, he only gave 1 minute to reply as well Drifty1: Probably came here like MSA [the troll who invited us to Beverly Hills] Ozzyfrog: so how did he get in? Someone invited him? Drifty1: I think... Drifty1: The Yaplet site has a list Drifty1: of the most active chatrooms Drifty1: But I'm looking at the list and Four Island isn't on there Drifty1: so I dunno... Ozzyfrog: very odd Ozzyfrog: well, he/she ran away anyway Drifty1: That;s good Ozzyfrog: very good :D
Ozzyfrog: but no one else can see the slash Ozzyfrog: so you never get slashed BleuM937: lol BleuM937: u just end up slashing urself BleuM937: masochists! * BleuM937 is surrounded by masochists! * BleuM937 is a masochist BleuM937: AARGH * BleuM937 slashed himself again!!!!! BleuM937: and again!!!! Ozzyfrog: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BleuM937: this is horrible BleuM937: /terrible BleuM937: horrible or terrible BleuM937: horrible and terrible Drifty: bacjd Drifty: *back * Drifty reads the above conversation * Drifty is slightly disturbed
(09:12:17 AM) Starla: I didn't even realize you were talking to me because I was eating b-fast :) (09:12:20 AM) Starla: BREAKfast (09:12:29 AM) Gus: haha (09:12:33 AM) Gus: how are you? (09:12:36 AM) Starla: Ohno I can't be speaking all yo-yo tight dawg (09:12:37 AM) Starla: O_O (09:12:38 AM) Starla: That was scary
Penny: Can I borrow the dictionary? Hatkirby: Okay. Aha! Caught you now! Penny: ...okay, here it is. Hatkirby: Oh, lol, I thought it was Winnie The Pooh. Penny: Yeah, me too. Hatkirby: *sung to the Winnie The Pooh tune* Winnie The Pooh! It contains words! ....interesting words....
[9:03:00 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap [9:03:33 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: O_O [9:03:41 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright is listening to Wait It Out by Imogen Heap [9:03:46 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: that. was. weird. :P [9:04:32 AM] Pyro: what? [9:05:09 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: when I said [9:05:15 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap [9:05:21 AM] Pyro: :) [9:05:28 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: Why is Skype still calling me "Slipperless In Suburbia"? [9:05:44 AM] Pyro: ? [9:05:57 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: that quote there says my name is "Slipperless In Suburbia" [9:06:00 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: that was my name yesterday [9:06:20 AM] Pyro: don't see it [9:06:44 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: [9:05 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: [9:03 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap [9:07:32 AM] Pyro: [9:03 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap [9:08:12 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: [9:03 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Omg You: I accidentally a cheese block! Stranger: oyg? You: WHAT DO I DO Stranger: the whole cheese block/ Stranger: ? You: YES, THE WHOLE CHEESE BLOCK Stranger: the fuck? Stranger: how the shit did you manage that? You: I don't know! I can't explain it! Stranger: you're bullshitting me right? You: No, I really wish I were You: I really do Stranger: O_o You: What do I do‽‽‽‽ Stranger: That's messed up Stranger: I have no idea You: Oh god You: I always knew I should take those pills to prevent sleep walking Stranger: maybe you should see some philosophist? You: Yes, yes, of course Stranger: know any? Stranger: make sure the bastard's trained You: I'm friends with Freud, is that right? Stranger: oh yeah, he should be able to help You: WILL HE KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS!?!? Stranger: or just rape you Stranger: 50/50 chance You: But of course Stranger: up to you You: It's a chance I will have to take You: Actually, Freud upped his scales--it's about 49/51 now, but whatever Stranger: better get there quick You: yes, i will do that now You: THANK YOU STRANGER!!!! Stranger: Could cause some serious damage if you leave it too long Stranger: You're welcome You: I must go, now Stranger: HUrry You: OKAY You have disconnected.
(09:46:11 AM) Tamasys: Hmm... Idk if I told you (09:46:15 AM) Tamasys: I probably did (09:46:27 AM) Tamasys: About the school production (09:47:23 AM) Starla: ? (09:47:27 AM) Starla: The one that you are the lead in? (09:47:38 AM) Starla: DID YOU STEAL SOME PILLOWS?!?! (09:47:39 AM) Tamasys: Yeah :) (09:47:42 AM) Tamasys: Lol (09:47:45 AM) Starla: I KNEW IT!!!! (09:47:51 AM) Tamasys: It's really intimidating... (09:47:59 AM) Starla: Well, just put them back then! (09:48:14 AM) Tamasys: I haven't done proper solo singing before (09:48:28 AM) Starla: Um, you're not going on a date with it, it's just a pillow (09:48:36 AM) Tamasys: Plus there are lots of styles I haven't sung before... (09:48:41 AM) Tamasys: Lol, quiet you (09:48:44 AM) Starla: :P (09:48:51 AM) Starla: Always here to annoy :) (09:48:58 AM) Tamasys: :P
(08:54:50 PM) Drifty: Yay things (08:56:15 PM) Starla: Yay (08:56:18 PM) Starla: So (08:56:25 PM) Starla: I was just forced to watch a horrible reality show (08:56:29 PM) Starla: And now I need to sue them (08:57:01 PM) Drifty: What show (08:57:15 PM) Starla: Something like "Betheney's Getting Married?" (08:57:22 PM) Starla: AND SHE'S ALREADY MARRIED (08:57:51 PM) Drifty: lolwhut\ (08:58:23 PM) Starla: And they're like "OMG MY WATER BROKE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING LOL C-SECTION AND LOL DRUGS MY HUBBY IS TOTALLY ASLEEP" (08:58:34 PM) Drifty: lolwhut (08:58:37 PM) Starla: THEY WERE (08:58:40 PM) Starla: IT HAPPENED (08:58:41 PM) Starla: TWICE (08:59:16 PM) Starla: And then they were like "IM READY TO HAVE MY BABBY--The baby was born on some date and we were happy yeah" (09:00:29 PM) Drifty: wtf (09:01:50 PM) Starla: "The poop will wash off as soon as I pee on you!" (09:02:25 PM) Drifty: um what (09:02:35 PM) Starla: You don't want to know