Starla Insigna: It's getting kind of loud outside Drifty: Ooh Drifty: Rainy? Starla Insigna: Rain, wind, and I think I hear rumbling Starla Insigna: which could be thunder Starla Insigna: or possibly large structures falling on our house and killing us Drifty: The storm's coming out Starla Insigna: Awwwww it's gay? Starla Insigna: How cute Drifty: Noooo Drifty: wait what Drifty: Oh yeah Drifty: :P Drifty: Coming out jokes Starla Insigna: Heeheehee Drifty: Don't die Drifty: I'd have to come out there myself Starla Insigna: I'll try not to Drifty: What would a gay storm look like? Drifty: Fabulous? Starla Insigna: FAB-U-LOUS Starla Insigna: "OH MY GOD THE EXTERIOR DECORATION ON THIS HOUSE IS SIMPLY GORGEOUS I JUST CAN'T WRECK IT" Drifty: lololol Drifty: No, the storm would be like "OOH HOW GORGEOUS THIS WINDOW IS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT AND SHOW IT TO THE OTHER GUYS AT THE NIGHTCLUB" Drifty: And then yoink Starla Insigna: wait Hurricane Irene would be a lesbian Starla Insigna: I'm not as good with lesbian stereotypes Drifty: Irene is a meh name Drifty: THey're butch? Drifty: "I AM SO TOMBOYISH" Drifty: "I'LL CLIMB THIS TREE" Drifty: "But Irene, you can't climb a tree!" Starla Insigna: "I CAN BENCH PRESS MANHATTAN" Drifty: "WATCH ME" Drifty: lololol Drifty: Stormy muscles Starla Insigna: lol Starla Insigna: wow this got weird Drifty: Yu Drifty: Not as weird as testecular cancer models Starla Insigna: Oh god lol Drifty: Stormy testicular cancer models Drifty: oh dear Starla Insigna: O_o Starla Insigna: Why does Irene have that Drifty: It was fabulous Starla Insigna: Why is it in her "Recently Looked At" on Amazon Drifty: lolololol Drifty: If I went into your Recently Looked At, would I find testicular cancer models Starla Insigna: That was a while ago—you'd probably find t.A.T.u. albums nowadays Starla Insigna: i can remedy that Starla Insigna: :P Drifty: :P Drifty: Oh dear, you can interpret that two ways Drifty: An actual model Starla Insigna: oh god Drifty: or a dress model Drifty: model on a catwalk Starla Insigna: DO YOUR LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK, BALLS Drifty: Let us back slowly away from this topic of conversation Drifty: oh dear god lol what Starla Insigna: THAT'S A NICE CANCER YOU'RE TRYING ON—IS IT FROM PARIS? Starla Insigna: *runs away*
* transkatie reverberates * Sigma_ uses transkatie's reverberation as a random number generator <transkatie> 4. * Sigma_ uses transkatie's reverberation as a DOUBLE random number generator * Sigma_ stares meaningfully at transkatie <transkatie> 8. * Sigma_ glares
Teacher: Who wants to be a weatherperson Teacher: when they grow up? Student: Not me! Teacher: I am baffled! Teacher: I mean, what other job can you Teacher: get where you can be wrong 50% Teacher: of the time and still get paid? Student 2: Doctor? Teacher: Oh goodness, I hope not!
[23:00:21] Drifty: wuuuut my text is being everywhere [23:00:31] Starla: TEXT BEING EVERYWHERE [23:00:37] Starla: text - n. words [23:00:49] Starla: to be - v. the art of was or not was to be the being [23:01:08] Starla: everywhere - b. something that eats underwear [23:02:25] Starla: DEFINITION INHIBITION! [23:02:29] Starla: It's almost a condition! [23:02:33] Starla: LOL THAT WAS AWESOME!
Teacher: ....poco un peridoco quiero viajar. Teacher: What do you think "viajar" means? Student: Old! Teacher: That's "viejo", what about the verb "viajar"? Student: Old people! Hatkirby: That's not a verb, Hatkirby: You can't "do" old people. Hatkirby: OMG!
(08:02:33 AM) DWtard [irc.fourisl@192.168.0.101] entered the room. (08:02:46 AM) DWtard: Loling on the flor? (08:03:05 AM) Hatkirby: Anyway (08:03:07 AM) Hatkirby: :O (08:03:08 AM) Hatkirby: OMG (08:03:08 AM) Fourie: Oh my gato! (08:03:09 AM) Hatkirby: SRANGER (08:03:12 AM) Hatkirby: I WILL HUG YOU (08:03:16 AM) ***Hatkirby HUGS (08:03:24 AM) DWtard: *screams* (08:03:30 AM) DriftyBeyond has changed the topic to: whatever (08:03:30 AM) Hatkirby has changed the topic to: STROMA (08:03:34 AM) Hatkirby: LOL (08:03:34 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ (08:03:42 AM) DriftyBeyond: Surprisingly coincidental (08:03:51 AM) Hatkirby: simultaneous (08:03:56 AM) DWtard: wtf... (08:04:05 AM) DriftyBeyond: We're basically insane here (08:04:05 AM) Hatkirby: Don't worry, it's not you, it's us!!!!! (08:04:11 AM) DriftyBeyond: Or at least, Hatkirby is (08:04:12 AM) Hatkirby: LOL WE DID IT AGAIN (08:04:14 AM) DWtard: Oh, sweet! (08:04:29 AM) Hatkirby: YAY CYAN CHLOROPHYLL (08:04:42 AM) Hatkirby: TEA AND CRUMPETSS!! (08:04:48 AM) DWtard: british? (08:05:05 AM) DriftyBeyond: Nope (08:05:14 AM) Hatkirby: That's so insulting, it's not insulting anymore! (08:05:22 AM) DWtard: :O (08:05:24 AM) DWtard: i (08:05:25 AM) DWtard: c (08:05:26 AM) DWtard: ... (08:05:26 AM) Fourie: [tamasys hastily pulls his pants up] (08:05:30 AM) Hatkirby: ... (08:05:30 AM) Fourie: [A tumbleweed rolls past on a Segway.] (08:05:36 AM) DWtard: wtf (08:05:40 AM) DWtard: whos tamasis? (08:05:45 AM) DWtard: *tamasys (08:05:46 AM) Hatkirby: Be Vera Afraid (08:05:46 AM) Fourie: "Be Vera Afraid" would be a nice name for a rock band. (08:05:50 AM) Hatkirby: YAY FOURIE BAND (08:05:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: bbl (08:05:54 AM) Fourie: Party time! (08:05:55 AM) Hatkirby: Tamasys is a serial flower artist (08:06:14 AM) DWtard: like, kelogs, or murderer? (08:06:17 AM) Hatkirby: He creates macramé vases and exploding ducks (08:06:36 AM) Hatkirby: Kellogs is CEREAL (08:06:36 AM) Fourie: "Kellogs Is CEREAL" would be a good name for a band. (08:06:50 AM) Hatkirby: Holding hostages in return for rice cakes is SERIAL (08:07:34 AM) DWtard: BAKERY? (08:07:53 AM) Hatkirby: RICE CAKES ARE NOT PASTRY
* Hatkirby > ls * Gryphic cleans up the mess Gryphic: ? * Hatkirby > cd /home Gryphic: ? * Hatkirby > rm -rdfv Gryphic Gryphic: ? Gryphic: ... * Hatkirby has just deleted all of Gryphic files!!!!!!!!!! Gryphic: WTF? Gryphic: What are you doing? Gryphic: Trying to program ON A CHAT ROOM?!?! * Hatkirby > sudo rm -rdfv /home/gryphic Gryphic: ... Hatkirby: It's a joke! Hatkirby: LOG IN! Gryphic: ...