Drifty: Soooo.... I scared Sammi, Pyro and TimTam away? Hatkirby: No, Sammi had to walk Pyro home Hatkirby: and TimTam ate a radioactive sandwich Drifty: And became a pillowcase? Hatkirby: :)
Hatkirby: It's a love story, baby just say yes! Hatkirby: OMG Drifty, you dun like Taylor Swift? * Hatkirby eats Drifty Drifty: O_O Ozzyfrog: neither do I Drifty: I like Love Story, but it's not really my cup of tea nowadays * Hatkirby eats ozzyfrog too Drifty: What do we taste like? Ozzyfrog: you need to listen to some real music :P * Hatkirby is listening to Fearless by Taylor Swift Hatkirby: You taste sweet Hatkirby: OMG You did NOT just say that Hatkirby: Did he just say that? Hatkirby: He did NOT just say that Ozzyfrog: yes I did :P Hatkirby: Oh no you didn't! Hatkirby: You did NOT! Drifty: What does Oz taste like, then? :D Hatkirby: This is unbelievable! Ozzyfrog: and Im safe, because you're on the other side of the world :D Hatkirby: Like, omigogosh, you totally didn't just, like, say that! Hatkirby: "I don't know how it gets better than this!" Ozzyfrog: well, omigogosh, i did totally like, say that! Hatkirby: Gah, I need Pyro, who appreciates Taylor Swift!
Hatkirby: so.................. Ozzyfrog: ... Hatkirby: A giant chocolate octopus wearing a kilt Ozzyfrog: O_O LOL Hatkirby: It was a conversation starter Ozzyfrog: and a interesting one at that Hatkirby: :) Hatkirby: did it work? :) Ozzyfrog: well, I guess it did Ozzyfrog: I'm talking now Hatkirby: :) Hatkirby: so.......... Hatkirby: Should I start another conversation? Hatkirby: Three clones of Miley Cyrus dancing along to the hip-hop beat of an ocean wave eating a pair of shorts Ozzyfrog: :D Ozzyfrog: there we go Ozzyfrog: Conversation started
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Starla: THE CHEESE GATE IS OPENING!!!!!! Stranger: quick hide teh cats!!!! Starla: OKAY!!!! Starla: here mr whiskers, under the bed! Starla: OKAY, NOW WHATA??!? Stranger: we must defend against the giant mice Starla: Oh god, not the mice! Stranger: yes the mice Stranger: but they only exist if you believe they exist Starla: I DO BELIEVE IN FARIES Starla: not giant mice Starla: OMG HERE THEY COME!!!!!!! Starla: GAHhh Connection asploded.
BleuM937: LOLZORSUPAFROOB BleuM937: <4 myles BleuM937: wow BleuM937: <4 Ozzyfrog: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ Ozzyfrog: lol Ozzyfrog: <4 BleuM937: i did much intend to <3 BleuM937: but i >3 him BleuM937: but less than 4 Ozzyfrog: ah yes BleuM937: love = (>3) . (<4) BleuM937: oyes BleuM937: one does love the Haskell Ozzyfrog: ahh BleuM937: im entirely sure that has the wrong return type BleuM937: i think it should be BleuM937: love = filter (>3) . filter (<4) Ozzyfrog: I see BleuM937: i think BleuM937: to the Haskell Machine! Ozzyfrog: lol, yes! Ozzyfrog: onwards Ozzyfrog: rawr.net!!! Ozzyfrog: you saw it here first, folks BleuM937: poops BleuM937: i broke love BleuM937: </3
Pyro: yay internet is back! Starla Alice Insigna: :) Pyro: it died for a whole 3 mins Drifty: :) Pyro: it was painfull! Starla Alice Insigna: OH GOD Starla Alice Insigna: MAKE IT STOP Timbo94: O_O Starla Alice Insigna: THE INTERNET IS DYING!!!! Drifty: whut Starla Alice Insigna: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! Drifty: Is it bleeding purple gunk? Starla Alice Insigna: It's actually greeen Pyro: NOOOO! Starla Alice Insigna: The purple is jelly I dripped on the table while making a PB&J sandwich Drifty: No, it's internet gunk Drifty: The green is there TO TRICK YOU Starla Alice Insigna: OH Starla Alice Insigna: SO WHAT I ATE TODAY WAS A PEANUT BUTTER AND INTERNET SANDWICH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Starla Alice Insigna: OMG!!!!!! Starla Alice Insigna: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Drifty: IT MEANS Drifty: YOU ARE THE INTERNET NOW Drifty: YOU HAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER Starla Alice Insigna: OH MY GOD Starla Alice Insigna: I AM THE INTERNET Starla Alice Insigna: I AMMMM THE INTERNETTTTTTTTTT Smiley: you are the internet Drifty: THAT"S RIGHT Drifty: AFFIRM IT Starla Alice Insigna: I AM!!!!!!! Smiley: WHY ARE WE SPEAKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS Drifty: THAT IS THE WAY TO GET OUT OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Starla Alice Insigna: GET / HTTP/1.1 Timbo94: if you are the internet, doesn't that mean you ate yourself? :P Starla Alice Insigna: Host: fourisland.com Starla Alice Insigna: Connection: keep-alive Starla Alice Insigna: User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US) AppleWebKit/532.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/5.0.307.9 Safari/532.9 Starla Alice Insigna: Referrer: A PB&J sandwich Pyro: lol Drifty: Why yes Drifty: she did eat herself Starla Alice Insigna: I have eaten myself Drifty: RULE NUMBER ONE OF STAYING ALIVE: DON'T EAT YOURSELF Starla Alice Insigna: I ate myself before I was myself Starla Alice Insigna: Thus becoming myself Starla Alice Insigna: lol
(02:59:43 PM) Starla: HI (02:59:52 PM) Tamasys: Hai (02:59:57 PM) Tamasys: **is online** (03:00:00 PM) Starla: :P (03:00:03 PM) Starla: HIHIHI (03:00:07 PM) Starla: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU (03:00:12 PM) Starla: I may never have read that email (03:00:16 PM) Tamasys: Rofl (03:00:20 PM) Tamasys: Hehehe :) (03:00:30 PM) Starla: I would have passed on.... slowly moving to Yahoo before realizing that Yahoo! Mail is garbage (03:00:42 PM) Starla: Then I would switch between providers before finally settling with GMail again (03:00:52 PM) Starla: I would create a new account and start my life over (03:01:05 PM) Starla: I would open a farm in Alabama and raise sheep (03:01:22 PM) Starla: Until the poachers came and killed them all, after which I sued them (03:01:46 PM) Starla: I won the lawsuit and it turned out that they were very wealthy poachers (obviously, this has happened many times before) so I became teh rich (03:02:32 PM) Starla: Which is obviously the worst outcome of the two (03:03:43 PM) Tamasys: lolololololoool
* SAI whispers "TimTam's coming" Tamasys: Greetings Drifty: He is? SAI: LOL Drifty: Yay! Drifty: You must be psychic SAI: I am! Drifty: pfft-cakes SAI: I'm a witch!
*much, much later*
SAI: Drifty's online! Drifty: back Drifty: Hi SAI: lol