Hatkirby: The Drifty looks like she thinks her dress has pockets and is desperately trying to hide her hands Drifty: lolololol Hatkirby: ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE A GUN?!?!? Drifty: YES Hatkirby: DON'T KILL SAM Drifty: I HAD A GUN Drifty: i just wonder sometimes if there are creepy people who go on these websites and are like "MAN LOOK AT ALL THESE YOUNG PEOPLE DRESSED UP LIKE OLD PEOPLE" Drifty: I didn't intend on ending my sentence like that Drifty: but it ended Hatkirby: "MAN THAT'S SOME SEXY POCKET ACTION GOING ON THERE" Hatkirby: "I WONDER IF THAT GIRL IS CONCEALING A GUN" Hatkirby: "I AM A PEDOPHILE" Hatkirby: "BBY" Drifty: "I LIKE CONCEALED GUNS" Drifty: wait why are the guys all into pocket action Drifty: It looks awkwardly cute Hatkirby: It is awkwardly cute Drifty: Does the photographer have a fetish for pockets Drifty: Is that even a thing? Hatkirby: "Man that is a sexy pocket, I bet you could fit an entire hand in there!" Drifty: or a gun Hatkirby: "perhaps a penis" /NO Drifty: HEY GUYS I HAVE AN EXTRA PENIS IN MY POCKET Hatkirby: DOES ANYONE WANT IT Drifty: ANYBODY WANT ONE Hatkirby: ANY LESBIANS IN THE HOUSE NEED A TWO WAY DILDO
#476Up+24/-20DownJanuary 23 2012 at 02:01:44 am EST
Drifty: I'm still here, but I am accompanied by prawn pasta Starla Insigna: Heyyyy prawn pasta, whatcha up to? Drifty: Prawn pasta is sour Drifty: because of lemons Drifty: But zhe is also sour because life ahsn't treated zhir well Starla Insigna: Ah Drifty: Zhe keeps feeling like life's eating zhir Drifty: which it is Drifty: muahahahhaha Starla Insigna: It's not life, it's Drifty Starla Insigna: DRIFTY IS LIFEEEE Drifty: I AM LIFE Drifty: I AM ALSO JESUS /no Starla Insigna: AAAAAHH Starla Insigna: I KNEW IT Starla Insigna: THAT TIME YOU WALKED ON WATER, I WAS SUSPICIOUS Starla Insigna: BUT I THOUGHT "SHE HAS A CAT, SHE'S USED TO THAT BIZNATCH" Drifty: AND HOW ABOUT THE SWIMMING POOL INCIDENT Starla Insigna: OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER Drifty: I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE THAt ALL INTO WINE Starla Insigna: ELLIE WAS SO DRUNK Starla Insigna: SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE APOLLO Drifty: NO Drifty: I'M ZEUS Starla Insigna: AND THAT TIME YOU KISSED JUDAS AND HE TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY Drifty: as evidenced by my powers of rain Starla Insigna: BY JUDAS I OBVIOUSLY MEAN TIM Drifty: Oh god lololol
** Hatkirby rolled a 444444-sided die for a 51000 Gryphic: Hatkirby: Or better yet. ** Hatkirby rolled a 4-sided die for a 3 Hatkirby: NOO!!!!!!!!!! ** Gryphic rolled a 6-sided die for a 4 Hatkirby: WHAT ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gryphic: THREE Gryphic: HAHA Hatkirby: I GOT 3????? Gryphic: HAHAHAHA * Hatkirby screams * Hatkirby dies
#429Up+22/-18DownSeptember 02 2010 at 11:23:18 am EDT
Starla: Ohallo Drifty: :) Starla: O_O Starla: Palringo was like "did you mean 'phallus'?" Drifty: lolwhut Starla: Yes, apparently my iPhone has a dick mind Starla: WHUT Starla: Yes, apparently Starla: *sick Drifty: lololol * Starla is actually lolling
(11:25:48 AM) Pyro: so what time did u get up? (11:25:54 AM) Hatkirby: 3:30 AM (11:26:04 AM) Pyro: theres a 3.30 AM? (11:26:11 AM) Hatkirby: YES (11:26:19 AM) Pyro: SH*T
Girl Without Slipper: ZAMOINA = ?? Girl Without Slipper: rue brittania! Tamasys: Z Tamasys: O Tamasys: M Tamasys: G * Tamasys attacks GWS Ozzyfrog: oh dear * Ozzyfrog runs Tamasys: lol @ rue brittania Girl Without Slipper: ?? Girl Without Slipper: What did I doooooooooooO? Tamasys: lol poor oz * Girl Without Slipper runs screaming into the lollipop desert Tamasys: NOOO Tamasys: i need ur php expertise!
#419Up+21/-17DownAugust 09 2010 at 02:41:11 am EDT
(11:29:08 PM) Ж-Đřỉƒŧʏ-Ж: /clearly going too fat with an metaphor (11:29:11 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: fat (11:29:12 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: LOL (11:29:14 PM) Ж-Đřỉƒŧʏ-Ж: fat?! (11:29:30 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: NO DRIFTY! DON'T FEED IT TOO MUCH!!!! (11:29:44 PM) Ж-Đřỉƒŧʏ-Ж: IT'S EATING THE CHEESE! (11:29:48 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: OMG!@!!! (11:30:08 PM) Ж-Đřỉƒŧʏ-Ж: OH MAH FRICKEN GOD (11:30:41 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: lol