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(9:02:43 PM) Tamasys: lolol
(9:26:40 PM) Ozzyfrog: *tumbleweed*
(9:26:55 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed does a dance routine]
(9:27:28 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed does some smooth moves]
(9:27:52 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed gives it up for the girls]
(9:29:41 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed winks suavely]
(9:30:08 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed takes some girls home for the night]
(9:30:32 PM) Ozzyfrog: [another tumbleweed gets quite jealous]
(9:31:03 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed makes fun of the other tumbleweed]
(9:31:44 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed becomes quite angry]
(9:32:07 PM) DriftyBeyond: [two tumbleweed begin to fight]
(9:32:15 PM) Ozzyfrog: DANCE OFF!
(9:32:45 PM) DriftyBeyond: And the crowd goes absolutely wiiiild!
(9:33:28 PM) Ozzyfrog: [both tumbleweeds put up a good dance-off]
(9:33:54 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the crowd tries to pick between the tumbleweeds]
(9:34:10 PM) Ozzyfrog: [one tumbleweed comes out a clear winner]
(9:34:36 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the other tumbleweed rolls off in disgust]
(9:35:06 PM) Ozzyfrog: [other tumbleweed gets to take the girls home for the night instead]
(9:35:18 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the girls have a very good time]
(9:35:59 PM) Ozzyfrog: [dancing of course]
(9:36:11 PM) DriftyBeyond: [of course, of course]
(9:37:20 PM) Ozzyfrog: [all are tired after the night is through]
(9:37:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: [tumbleweed snoozing sounds very strange]
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(11:24:18 PM) Starla: And I am learning that StalkerBot has a hole in it
(11:24:50 PM) Tamasys: Oh?
(11:25:17 PM) Starla: He seems to be logging IDENTIFY messages intended for NickServ
(11:25:24 PM) Starla: Basically, I stealing your passwords
(11:25:40 PM) Tamasys: O_o
(11:25:55 PM) Tamasys: Mine isn't very secure xP
(11:25:55 PM) Starla: The disturbing part is that he also displays them on the stats page
(11:26:04 PM) Tamasys: O_o
(11:26:07 PM) Starla: Yeah
(11:26:26 PM) Starla: I just had to regenerate stats six times to get my password to go away
(11:26:37 PM) Starla: This must be marked CRITICAL in the bug tracker
(11:26:44 PM) Starla: ....but I don't have a bug tracker for StalkerBot
(11:26:56 PM) Starla: I guess I'll eat a ricecake or something
(11:27:01 PM) ***Starla noms
(11:27:05 PM) Tamasys: Lol
#437 Up +25/-20 Down
Drifty: Learning about Electricity a few years back never really sparked my interest, but I guess they needed to amp up the lessons a bit. I did find it a bit reVolting, but now I'm just shocked. Maybe we needed a better conductor, maybe we just needed to go with the current. Or the flow...

Hey, The reason I must be making all these puns must be beclaws of my purrfect cat shirt. I'm a worldwide punomenon!

Pyro: *LOL*
#443 Up +29/-24 Down
Hatkirby: Ftairs! We found ftairs!
Drifty: I warned you, bro, I warned you about ftaiiiiirs- OH GOD THE MINOTAUR
Drifty: I firmly believe that House of Leaves can be crossed over with anything
Hatkirby: Johnny, Imma let you finish, BUT BEYONCÉ HAD THE WORST DRUG-RELATED BOOK-INDUCED FREAK OUT OF THE YEAR!
Drifty: Is this is a thing that happen
Hatkirby: lololololol
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Drifty: my god lady gaga videos are so weird
Starla Insigna: :P
Drifty: Watchinh Bloody Mary
Starla Insigna: There's a video for Bloody Mary?
Starla Insigna: It's not even a single
Drifty: Oh it
Drifty: s not official
Drifty: but wtf
Starla Insigna: oh
Drifty: I thought it was official!
Drifty: I mean who else would have freaky black clowns and long fingernails and heavy handed religious imagery
Drifty: And people fondling chairs
Starla Insigna: JESUS
Drifty: oh
Drifty: dear
Starla Insigna: I mean lol
Drifty: Jesus, what have you been up to?
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Drifty: Hello!
Drifty: I have exercised the mouse
Старла Эппрет: Hi!
Drifty: I mean exorcised
Старла Эппрет: Exorcized
Drifty: s
Старла Эппрет: Yes
Старла Эппрет: That
Drifty: Yes
Старла Эппрет: Yes
Старла Эппрет: More
Drifty: Yes
Старла Эппрет: Of course
Старла Эппрет: Even more yes
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Hatkirby: The Drifty looks like she thinks her dress has pockets and is desperately trying to hide her hands
Drifty: lolololol
Hatkirby: ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE A GUN?!?!?
Drifty: YES
Hatkirby: DON'T KILL SAM
Drifty: I HAD A GUN
Drifty: i just wonder sometimes if there are creepy people who go on these websites and are like "MAN LOOK AT ALL THESE YOUNG PEOPLE DRESSED UP LIKE OLD PEOPLE"
Drifty: I didn't intend on ending my sentence like that
Drifty: but it ended
Hatkirby: "MAN THAT'S SOME SEXY POCKET ACTION GOING ON THERE"
Hatkirby: "I WONDER IF THAT GIRL IS CONCEALING A GUN"
Hatkirby: "I AM A PEDOPHILE"
Hatkirby: "BBY"
Drifty: "I LIKE CONCEALED GUNS"
Drifty: wait why are the guys all into pocket action
Drifty: It looks awkwardly cute
Hatkirby: It is awkwardly cute
Drifty: Does the photographer have a fetish for pockets
Drifty: Is that even a thing?
Hatkirby: "Man that is a sexy pocket, I bet you could fit an entire hand in there!"
Drifty: or a gun
Hatkirby: "perhaps a penis" /NO
Drifty: HEY GUYS I HAVE AN EXTRA PENIS IN MY POCKET
Hatkirby: DOES ANYONE WANT IT
Drifty: ANYBODY WANT ONE
Hatkirby: ANY LESBIANS IN THE HOUSE NEED A TWO WAY DILDO
#760 Up +5/-0 Down
hatkirby: i was kidding
park3r2_: I figured but you are kind of an insane person so this time I couldnt tell
#781 Up +5/-0 Down
tinylittlegremlin: alcor: yeah id suck a dick for knowledge i dont have yet
hatkirby: yeah? i'd suck a dick for literally no reason. you're not special
#786 Up +5/-0 Down
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