#265 Up +31/-26 Down
[21:02:17] Starla: You buried the kitchen in fat?
#278 Up +23/-18 Down
Chinese Teacher: They're not coming to our class. *referring to Chinese Exchange Students*
Pyro: *sounding as if to buy* Let's go get some!
#311 Up +22/-17 Down
BleuM937: LOLZORSUPAFROOB
BleuM937: <4 myles
BleuM937: wow
BleuM937: <4
Ozzyfrog: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ
Ozzyfrog: lol
Ozzyfrog: <4
BleuM937: i did much intend to <3
BleuM937: but i >3 him
BleuM937: but less than 4
Ozzyfrog: ah yes
BleuM937: love = (>3) . (<4)
BleuM937: oyes
BleuM937: one does love the Haskell
Ozzyfrog: ahh
BleuM937: im entirely sure that has the wrong return type
BleuM937: i think it should be
BleuM937: love = filter (>3) . filter (<4)
Ozzyfrog: I see
BleuM937: i think
BleuM937: to the Haskell Machine!
Ozzyfrog: lol, yes!
Ozzyfrog: onwards
Ozzyfrog: rawr.net!!!
Ozzyfrog: you saw it here first, folks
BleuM937: poops
BleuM937: i broke love
BleuM937: </3
#332 Up +28/-23 Down
Pyro: yay internet is back!
Starla Alice Insigna: :)
Pyro: it died for a whole 3 mins
Drifty: :)
Pyro: it was painfull!
Starla Alice Insigna: OH GOD
Starla Alice Insigna: MAKE IT STOP
Timbo94: O_O
Starla Alice Insigna: THE INTERNET IS DYING!!!!
Drifty: whut
Starla Alice Insigna: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Drifty: Is it bleeding purple gunk?
Starla Alice Insigna: It's actually greeen
Pyro: NOOOO!
Starla Alice Insigna: The purple is jelly I dripped on the table while making a PB&J sandwich
Drifty: No, it's internet gunk
Drifty: The green is there TO TRICK YOU
Starla Alice Insigna: OH
Starla Alice Insigna: SO WHAT I ATE TODAY WAS A PEANUT BUTTER AND INTERNET SANDWICH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Starla Alice Insigna: OMG!!!!!!
Starla Alice Insigna: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Drifty: IT MEANS
Drifty: YOU ARE THE INTERNET NOW
Drifty: YOU HAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Starla Alice Insigna: OH MY GOD
Starla Alice Insigna: I AM THE INTERNET
Starla Alice Insigna: I AMMMM THE INTERNETTTTTTTTTT
Smiley: you are the internet
Drifty: THAT"S RIGHT
Drifty: AFFIRM IT
Starla Alice Insigna: I AM!!!!!!!
Smiley: WHY ARE WE SPEAKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS
Drifty: THAT IS THE WAY TO GET OUT OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS
Starla Alice Insigna: GET / HTTP/1.1
Timbo94: if you are the internet, doesn't that mean you ate yourself? :P
Starla Alice Insigna: Host: fourisland.com
Starla Alice Insigna: Connection: keep-alive
Starla Alice Insigna: User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US) AppleWebKit/532.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/5.0.307.9 Safari/532.9
Starla Alice Insigna: Referrer: A PB&J sandwich
Pyro: lol
Drifty: Why yes
Drifty: she did eat herself
Starla Alice Insigna: I have eaten myself
Drifty: RULE NUMBER ONE OF STAYING ALIVE: DON'T EAT YOURSELF
Starla Alice Insigna: I ate myself before I was myself
Starla Alice Insigna: Thus becoming myself
Starla Alice Insigna: lol
#339 Up +27/-22 Down
(02:59:43 PM) Starla: HI
(02:59:52 PM) Tamasys: Hai
(02:59:57 PM) Tamasys: **is online**
(03:00:00 PM) Starla: :P
(03:00:03 PM) Starla: HIHIHI
(03:00:07 PM) Starla: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU
(03:00:12 PM) Starla: I may never have read that email
(03:00:16 PM) Tamasys: Rofl
(03:00:20 PM) Tamasys: Hehehe :)
(03:00:30 PM) Starla: I would have passed on.... slowly moving to Yahoo before realizing that Yahoo! Mail is garbage
(03:00:42 PM) Starla: Then I would switch between providers before finally settling with GMail again
(03:00:52 PM) Starla: I would create a new account and start my life over
(03:01:05 PM) Starla: I would open a farm in Alabama and raise sheep
(03:01:22 PM) Starla: Until the poachers came and killed them all, after which I sued them
(03:01:46 PM) Starla: I won the lawsuit and it turned out that they were very wealthy poachers (obviously, this has happened many times before) so I became teh rich
(03:02:32 PM) Starla: Which is obviously the worst outcome of the two
(03:03:43 PM) Tamasys: lolololololoool
#343 Up +21/-16 Down
* SAI whispers "TimTam's coming"
Tamasys: Greetings
Drifty: He is?
SAI: LOL
Drifty: Yay!
Drifty: You must be psychic
SAI: I am!
Drifty: pfft-cakes
SAI: I'm a witch!

*much, much later*

SAI: Drifty's online!
Drifty: back
Drifty: Hi
SAI: lol
#364 Up +27/-22 Down
[Tamasys asked Ozzyfrog where BleuM937 was]
Tamasys: Gallivanting off with his friends, probably...
Tamasys: shameful
Ozzyfrog: mmm
Ozzyfrog: so selfish
Tamasys: disgraceful
Ozzyfrog: dishonorable
Tamasys: ignominious
Ozzyfrog: opprobrious
Tamasys: contemptible
Ozzyfrog: detestable
**Ozzyfrog thinks we are on the same [web] page :P
Tamasys: :P
Tamasys: I think we are :P
#377 Up +22/-17 Down
(09:47:30 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: I want a present!
(09:47:30 PM) ***Fourie gives DriftyBeyond a sandwich
(09:47:34 PM) Hatkirby: I want a present!
(09:47:34 PM) ***Fourie gives Hatkirby a life
(09:47:37 PM) Hatkirby: LOL
#389 Up +22/-17 Down
(07:08:40 AM) ***TheAmericanOne gives Fourie Imogen Heap
(07:08:40 AM) ***Fourie hands TheAmericanOne The Sun in exchange for Imogen Heap
(07:08:43 AM) TheAmericanOne: OW
(07:08:44 AM) TheAmericanOne: HOT
(07:08:50 AM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHH
(07:08:51 AM) ***TheAmericanOne throws The Sun at DriftyBeyond
(07:09:00 AM) ***DriftyBeyond throws The Sun to Smiley
(07:09:19 AM) Smiley: thanks
#391 Up +25/-20 Down
(08:40:28 AM) Smiley: 0 mins
(08:40:29 AM) Hatkirby: That's just a little less than 250!