swbookworm: i wont spend money on discord (beyond buying nitro) but they do the stupid quest things where you watch videos and get "orbs" which you can cash in for avatar decorations n stuff so i will hit play on the video and then walk away to do something else while it plays toothpastecanyon: :sunglarp: swbookworm: bc theyre also stupid enough you cant tab out of it and let it play in the background while you do something else š it's just like my stupid drivers ed program was lol toothpastecanyon: š swbookworm: however: they can't make me listen to it or watch it swbookworm: and i get fun lil things! toothpastecanyon: Today I learned book did not watch any drivers ed vids :blobnervous: swbookworm: i - okay that sounded bad toothpastecanyon: "My STUPID drivers ed program" book is cancelled swbookworm: drivers ed i watched the videos and stuff *but* the pages were locked for a specific amount of time? like you Had To Stay On This Page For Ten Minutes. and in theory it's to make sure you actually read everything and absorb it, right, but i read *super* fast and did *not* like sitting still for ten minutes *doing nothing* (bc it would pause the countdown if you ever tabbed out of the browser) while waiting for the page to finish timing down toothpastecanyon: Uh huh :blobpeek: swbookworm: so i just. walked away. doodled in notebooks and stuff. this was before phones n social media n stuff were a big thing swbookworm: I Am Legally Allowed To Drive. i passed all my tests and everything! toothpastecanyon: Imagining book is driving right now :blobxd: toothpastecanyon: Book swerving around the road: ok this is why I didn't watch drivers ed :sunglarp: swbookworm: the takeaway here is that steampunk stuff is cool and anything trying to force you to watch videos can always be circumvented with enough boredom :eyyyyyyy: swbookworm: not the allegations about me not knowing how to drive azhdrake: sure it is toothpastecanyon: I love making up rumors about my friends :blobxd: azhdrake: The takeaway here is your license, I think
toothpastecanyon: the name's yuri. Dickfire yuri. hatkirby: oh my toothpastecanyon: :smugne: hatkirby: d-ne. i knew you'd be here. because of yuri toothpastecanyon: :getprongled: hatkirby: pringles. i didn't know you'd be here. what stake do you have in this toothpastecanyon: :slimey: hatkirby: slimey. i know you love dick. show me your hands toothpastecanyon: :raynaud: :slimeysdickgrabber: hatkirby: ok now [redacted redacted redacted redacted] toothpastecanyon: hdffghfghgf
hatkirby: [link to a Kirby's Fan Mail comic strip where someone asked if Kirby has balls] cymrin: your ballās do you have some cymrin: by Darc Th hatkirby: i don't think i do *checks* hatkirby: the sheer concept of Kirby, naked as the blue biscuit, just walking around balls out, no cock cymrin: cannot for the life of me find info about the phrase ānaked as the blue biscuitā online hatkirby: it's because i made it up and said it confidently enough to make you think it was normal cymrin: I know hatkirby: <3
gasmasque: > "if i had a vagina i'd let the homie hit" just use your butt!! #UseYourButt hatkirby: that's what it's for ravenred: that's what it's for pallasvoid: that's what it's for toothpastecanyon: that's what it's for swbookworm: that's what it's for gasmasque: thatās what itās for
hatkirby: WE LIKE TO PARTY! hatkirby: FAST! hatkirby: WE LIKE WE LIKE WE LIKE TO PARTY! hatkirby: DUH DUH ! hatkirby: HYPERACTIVITY TIME! hatkirby: Or not. hatkirby: It's up to you. Actias: O RLY? hatkirby: Will you put drugs in my water or not? hatkirby: YA RLY YA BOB! Actias: No hatkirby: I'm happy I spelled that incorrectly.
Gryphic: You eat my pie, I kill your heroes (namely that Linux guy). salaboy123: You talk about that linux guy again, I kill your heroes (namely that Linux guy). Gryphic: You fall in love with that Linux guy, I kill your heroes (namely that Linux guy) hatkirby: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HIM?????
Gryphic: Tell your mom hatkirby: What? Gryphic: I AM GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL hatkirby: ...... Gryphic: and she'll leave you alone Gryphic: Tis a proven fact Gryphic: My mum let me stay up to 12 talking to you hatkirby: Really? That's nice Gryphic: Salaboy123: wow. thats good. hatkirby: I don't know if it'll work with my mom Gryphic: Salaboy123: nor mine Gryphic: I didn't actallu tell her that Gryphic: but she let me stay up hatkirby: THEN WHY TELL US TO?... hatkirby: *explodes*
Hatkirby: That would be scary Hatkirby: Good compromise, though Gryphic: MUAHAHAHA Gryphic: BEWARE MISS ************* Gryphic: Hatkirby: !!!! Gryphic: Yup * Hatkirby shrieks like the girl he is Hatkirby: Wait, that didn't sound right Gryphic: That... sounds wrong. Gryphic: WRONG Gryphic: Yes. Gryphic: EBIL