#194 Up +25/-22 Down February 21 2009 at 01:35:54 am EST
Timbo94: i found a recipe for flan!
Hatkirby: YAY
Timbo94: i will print it out and my mumz will makez itz!
Timbo94: WOOOOOOOO
Timbo94: I HAVE NEVER HAD FLAN BEFORE!
Hatkirby: ME NEIGHTHER
Timbo94: BUT I WILL GET TO TRY IT SOON I HOPEZ!
Hatkirby: I WANTS TIT
Hatkirby: OMG EWWWWWWWWWW
Hatkirby: TYPO
Timbo94: HEHEHEHEHEHE
Timbo94: YOU WANTS "TIT"?
Hatkirby: LOL
Timbo94: LOL
#77 Up +27/-24 Down April 28 2008 at 08:54:03 am EDT
Hatkirby: That would be scary
Hatkirby: Good compromise, though
Gryphic: MUAHAHAHA
Gryphic: BEWARE MISS *************
Gryphic:
Hatkirby: !!!!
Gryphic: Yup
* Hatkirby shrieks like the girl he is
Hatkirby: Wait, that didn't sound right
Gryphic: That... sounds wrong.
Gryphic: WRONG
Gryphic: Yes.
Gryphic: EBIL
#76 Up +21/-18 Down April 27 2008 at 09:06:21 pm EDT
Hatkirby: OMG
Hatkirby: My brother was just talking about Zip Wires
Hatkirby: And then he called it a STRIP Wire!!!!!
Hatkirby: *lol*
#424 Up +19/-16 Down August 12 2010 at 11:46:33 am EDT
(07:44:20 AM) Tamasys: { but can have adverse effects after prolonged exposure }
(07:44:24 AM) DriftyBeyond: {And then turns you into goo}
(07:44:29 AM) Tamasys: { yeah D: }
(07:44:42 AM) Tamasys: { sentient, uberpowerful goo... }
(07:44:46 AM) Fourie: "Sentient Uberpowerful Goo" would be a good name for a band.
(07:44:52 AM) Tamasys: botsnack
(07:44:52 AM) Fourie: :D <-- PUT PIE HERE
(07:44:52 AM) Tamasys: :P
(07:44:58 AM) Hatkirby: LOLOLL
(07:45:10 AM) DriftyBeyond: Sentient Uberpowerful Goo! :P
#204 Up +30/-27 Down March 06 2009 at 02:41:54 pm EST
* Hatkirby gets a lot of paper towels
Hatkirby: It's paper towel time!
* Student laughs hysterically
Hatkirby: ....it wasn't that funny....
#32 Up +34/-31 Down April 25 2008 at 09:44:42 am EDT
Gryphic: You eat my pie, I kill your heroes (namely that Linux guy).
salaboy123: You talk about that linux guy again, I kill your heroes (namely that Linux guy).
Gryphic: You fall in love with that Linux guy, I kill your heroes (namely that Linux guy)
hatkirby: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HIM?????
#327 Up +21/-18 Down February 06 2010 at 12:03:11 pm EST
BleuM937: "you push yourself too hard"
BleuM937: temporary pain --> eternal glory
Ozzyfrog: hmm
BleuM937: it's like
BleuM937: do you think athletes would be where they are today if they didn't push themselves to their absolute limits?
Ozzyfrog: yeh, unlikely
Ozzyfrog: people say you push yourself too hard in terms of cycling?
BleuM937: yes
Ozzyfrog: :|
BleuM937: i was talking to [friend]
Ozzyfrog: hmm
BleuM937: first i was talking about something else with her
BleuM937: then we talked about that
BleuM937: she wouldnt accept that pushing myself is good
Ozzyfrog: grr :|
BleuM937: shes like "no ur pushing too hard!"
BleuM937: o_O
Ozzyfrog: T_T
BleuM937: that's *not* what she said, even though it is

*** Ozzyfrog didn't actually get the joke until 20 minutes later, when I said I was going to put it on 4IQDB ***
#15 Up +39/-36 Down April 25 2008 at 02:54:19 am EDT
hatkirby: WE LIKE TO PARTY!
hatkirby: FAST!
hatkirby: WE LIKE WE LIKE WE LIKE TO PARTY!
hatkirby: DUH DUH !
hatkirby: HYPERACTIVITY TIME!
hatkirby: Or not.
hatkirby: It's up to you.
Actias: O RLY?
hatkirby: Will you put drugs in my water or not?
hatkirby: YA RLY YA BOB!
Actias: No
hatkirby: I'm happy I spelled that incorrectly.
#347 Up +20/-17 Down April 08 2010 at 02:48:08 pm EDT
(10:43:21 AM) Starla: Our Spanish teacher mysteriously vanished so I awesomely have a double free period
(10:44:08 AM) Tamasys: Bahaha
(10:44:08 AM) Tamasys: :D
(10:44:18 AM) Starla: I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!
(10:44:25 AM) ***Starla hides molotov cocktails
(10:44:51 AM) Tamasys: Lolol
(10:45:23 AM) Starla: Yes, quite.
#442 Up +19/-16 Down April 21 2011 at 03:15:12 am EDT
Starla: The world's not fair, [Friend]
Friend: But why can't it be, just once for me
Starla: Don't you think everyone wants life to be fair?
Starla: Well, except the Social Darwinists
Starla: Those guys suck