azhdrake: I love finding websites that just blatantly lie azhdrake: Looking up snakes for reasons and this website is claiming cuban boas are a) about twice as long as they actually seem to be and b) a different conservation status then they actually are azhdrake: Wow I found a different website that made them even longer and more endangered. azhdrake: People be lying about snakes hatkirby: it's not how long the snake is, it's how you use it hatkirby: herpetologists will be like my snake is soooo long and in danger of dying out, if only there was someone who could help it out ;) azhdrake: ;oajfaowefjaiwjfeaw
park3r2_: heretic is like if doom tried to be good hatkirby: instead of just trying to be portable to everything? park3r2_: yeah that's definitely what they were trying to do when they made the game park3r2_: they said i want this to be playable on the screen at mcdonalds hatkirby: Yeah just like how they made bad apple with the intention of making it portable everywhere park3r2_: definitely hatkirby: they've got that on the screen at mcdonalds too hatkirby: there's just two screens and they've got doom on one and bad apple on the other park3r2_: they're back to back, it's all they've got there hatkirby: damn I haven't been to a mcdonalds in a long time, i didn't know they'd leveled up hatkirby: so that's what they have instead of like the menu and ordering screen? park3r2_: Yes hatkirby: walk in like hi i'd like the number 2 and also marisa park3r2_: get me the part where she throws the apple hatkirby: hey is it alright if a drop a teacup in here? hatkirby: can i bring my gun park3r2_: Okay so my double barrel machine gun isn't okay, but what about my chainsaw? hatkirby: the screen at mcdonalds's got everything
toothpastecanyon: also off topic but thinkin about how I wanna cut my hair... maybe I just want to look like hbomberguy gdgkhfh hatkirby: oh dear the misogyny has begun hatkirby: This isn't in response to you tooth i'm just at that part of the video
brentonw: It's nice being my own boss brentonw: I ain't gotta please no man abgkiwi: I'm gay, so I do brentonw: Greatest comebacks of all time for 100, Alex
hatkirby: fuck, i noticed my freezer was a little bit ajar, and i looked inside and everything had melted pallasvoid: nooooooooooooooooooo azhdrake: Of fuck that sucks pallasvoid: :thanosd: hatkirby: my sausages :thanosd: azhdrake: Your *sausages* hatkirby: 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 hatkirby: yeah i was keeping all of my ice dildos in there azhdrake: Noooo not the ice dildo collection!!!! pallasvoid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pallasvoid: tragic loss hatkirby: *drinks the water sadly and sexily* azhdrake: ;oiawjf;oawjfo;awjfaw
zillychu: the book is honestly so goddamn hilarious, it's worth every penny zillychu: [Image of an old timey man that says MY HOLE COULD BE YOURS beneath it] seiya234: i know it’s their pg-13 book but i canNOT believe disney published THAT toothpastecanyon: 😳 you wouldn't sexualise a hole hatkirby: yes i would, you fucking take that back
hatkirby: Yalls I'm bored hatkirby: My friend is getting top surgery and I'm gonna be in the waiting room for a loooong time lol newsoupvi: Can I get top surgery too so I can be a top? I don't think I can learn it at this point hatkirby: Some people are beyond medical intervention newsoupvi: :sad: hatkirby: Lmao hatkirby: Doctor takes one look at you and is like sorry you are too much of a bottom hatkirby: You're wearing a fox tail. You can't see heaven. newsoupvi: Listen newsoupvi: I will never forget newsoupvi: About the "omega" self report hatkirby: NOOO hatkirby: Gkskgsks newsoupvi: So true hatkirby: I'm NOT into abo ykekslhd I just know about it because I've been very involved in fandom stuff before hatkirby: I've written a crossover fanfic between gravity falls and the witness. I'm really normal. newsoupvi: :SylveonSmug: newsoupvi: There is nothing newsoupvi: that you can say newsoupvi: It's too late hatkirby: :blobfree: