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Hatkirby: what the... I don't have a word
Hatkirby: http://nyan.cat/
Drifty: :P
Drifty: Waitwhat
Drifty: I just licked that
Hatkirby: *clicked, I hope
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Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond present "A Day Out In Minecraft":

<hatkirby> You can go first if you want
<DriftyBeyond> Okay!
<hatkirby> Er, where is the other cart?
<hatkirby> I'll just make another one
<DriftyBeyond> Wait, how do I move forward
<hatkirby> Press the button on the wall
<DriftyBeyond> WAHT IS HAPPENING
<hatkirby> lolololol
<hatkirby> Just relax and don't do anything until the cart stops moving
<hatkirby> When You get to the end of the line, get out of the cart immediately because I don't want to fall on you
<DriftyBeyond> There's a nother minecart here
<hatkirby> That explains a lot
<DriftyBeyond> Should I pack mine up?
<hatkirby> Yep--put it int he chest
<hatkirby> I'm nearly there!
<hatkirby> what
<DriftyBeyond> I warned you about minecarts
<hatkirby> I warned you, bro
<hatkirby> Okay, let's do stuff!
<DriftyBeyond> It's icy!
<hatkirby> WONDERFUL WINTRY DAY
<DriftyBeyond> So, uh
<DriftyBeyond> where;s everything
<hatkirby> There are plenty of pigs over here
<hatkirby> Maybe get off the snowy part and onto the green part
<DriftyBeyond> So I thnk I'm lost
<hatkirby> I'll find you!
<DriftyBeyond> There are a lot of dungeons around here
<hatkirby> There are!
<hatkirby> We should go mining at some point
<hatkirby> ah getting dark
<DriftyBeyond> tomorrow?
<hatkirby> surewhynot
<DriftyBeyond> uho h, I'm lost
<hatkirby> Look for the tall snowy thing!
<hatkirby> Are you in a snowy place or green place?
<DriftyBeyond> It's alternately snowy and grren!
<DriftyBeyond> Also, there's an ice lake
<hatkirby> Gah, I don't see your name!
<DriftyBeyond> So, uh, am I screwed?
<hatkirby> We may both be
<hatkirby> Follow the compass, your only hope!
<DriftyBeyond> I don't have mine!
<hatkirby> okay i'm stil looking for you
<hatkirby> which direction did you go int?
<DriftyBeyond> I'm at an ice lake!
<DriftyBeyond> a really big one
<hatkirby> DARN IT I DIED
<DriftyBeyond> uh oh
<hatkirby> I'm coming back!
<DriftyBeyond> I am staying on this ice lake
<DriftyBeyond> Lesson - never split up gang
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> :P
<hatkirby> RIGHT
<DriftyBeyond> whee ice skating
<hatkirby> I"m on the train
<DriftyBeyond> Monsters don't spawn on ice, rught
<hatkirby> Uh, I dunno
<hatkirby> I'll check
<DriftyBeyond> Don't worry
<hatkirby> Wiki doesn't say anything about it
<hatkirby> I hope my stuff is still there when I return
<hatkirby> This Regina Spektor song is too upbeat for the circumstances!
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> Okay, I'm here!
<hatkirby> THE NIGHT IS FOR RUNNING
<hatkirby> YES SUNRISE
<DriftyBeyond> So I have painted this lovely painting
<hatkirby> YOU CANT USE SHEEP SHEARERS TO KILL ZOMBIES
<DriftyBeyond> It will stay here to act as a memorial
<hatkirby> So, Imma find you
<DriftyBeyond> Remember, ice lake
<hatkirby> Yep
<hatkirby> Found a giant ice lake
<hatkirby> I see you!
<hatkirby> :D
<DriftyBeyond> :D
<hatkirby> hi what's up
<hatkirby> :P
<DriftyBeyond> Look at my masterpiece!
<hatkirby> That looks like a middle finger to me
<hatkirby> like a "EFF YOU MONSTERS" :P
<DriftyBeyond> A middle finger to creppers
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> So, yay, I think I got all my stuff back
<DriftyBeyond> So did you find your stuff?
<hatkirby> Ready to go home? :P
<DriftyBeyond> Yay!
<DriftyBeyond> Yup :P

And thus Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond learned that night time in Minecraft is freaking messed up.
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Starla Insigna: I'm considering staying with iOS 5
Drifty: wooooooooah
Drifty: And give up Scrobbl for a bit!?!?!
Drifty: :P
Starla Insigna: I'm still scrobbling, but I have to use a separate app instead of Music.app
Starla Insigna: which is annoying but by god nothing will keep me from scrobbling
Drifty: Nothing at all, not even God?
Starla Insigna: God wouldn't try
Starla Insigna: He would be all "STOP USING LAST.FM" and I'd be all "I'M MAKING OUT WITH DUDES AT THE MOMENT" and he would be all "DANG THAT'S GUTSY" and forget what he was talking about to begin with
Starla Insigna: yeahhh
Starla Insigna: wow I'm weird
Starla Insigna: OOH and then Samson would show up
Drifty: Sleep and dream of Cute Guys! (tm)
Drifty: and he'd start eating wonderbead AMMIRITE
Starla Insigna: Cute Guy™
Drifty: I mean wonderbread
Starla Insigna: lolwhat
Drifty: Wonderbead would be hard
Drifty: "Samson, stop eating jewellery!"
Starla Insigna: We would TOTALLY walk to Yogurt & Such for a midday snack and he's get wonder bread flavored frozen yoghurt which sounds insanely disgusting buy in practice tastes rather like bread pudding, an Irish delicacy when you don't ruin it by adding the rasins
Starla Insigna: silly Irish and their obsession with raisins which I didn't inherit for some reason
Starla Insigna: *but
Drifty: lolol
Drifty: You were inherited from the Irish?
Drifty: Where are the potatoes? /stereotyping
Starla Insigna: I'm three fourths Irish baby!
Drifty: I mean descended
Drifty: :P
Starla Insigna: God I love potatoes
Drifty: I'm...
Drifty: ASIAN
Starla Insigna: Mmmm
Drifty: :O
Starla Insigna: OH MY GOD AMELIA NO WAY
Starla Insigna: GOTTA TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS
Drifty: TELL ME
Starla Insigna: AMELIA… YOU'RE ASIAN!
Drifty: OMG did you hear
Starla Insigna: I heard it on the street
Drifty: Which street
Starla Insigna: for some reason my ear was pressed up against the street which may have involved some kind of bullying episode
Starla Insigna: I messed up that guy's FACE
Starla Insigna: after he messed up my router
Drifty: olololol
Drifty: There was a lot of messing up involved
Starla Insigna: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY OVARIES
Starla Insigna: BY GOD I TYPED ROUTER
Starla Insigna: WTF OSX
Starla Insigna: WHAT. THE. EFF.
Starla Insigna: Yeah, just turning off autocorrect now
Drifty: router is not router?
Starla Insigna: Router is certainly not ovaries
Drifty: oh god lol
Drifty: loling now
Starla Insigna: I mean I saw that happen before I pressed enter but it was way too funny to fix
Drifty: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY OVARIES
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Starla Insigna: Happy timezone birthday!
Drifty: On Gmail!
Drifty: Yay!
Drifty: Thanks!
Drifty: Lol, I got a notification from Livejournal that my birthday is coming out
Drifty: I mean coming up
Drifty: I am not inquiring the sexuality of my birthday
Starla Insigna: DRIFTY'S BIRTHDAY—IN CINEMAS AUGUST 22ND
Drifty: lolololol
Starla Insigna: lol we came up with different meanings for coming out
Starla Insigna: wow I am surprised at myself—I am usually the fastest to grab at a coming out joke
Drifty: Disappointing!
Starla Insigna: Quite drab!
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Drifty: Can I internet hug you
Hatkirby: Sure
Hatkirby: Hugs are good
Hatkirby: Hugs are great
Hatkirby: for the SOUL
Hatkirby: for the LLAMAS
Drifty: Chicken soup for the soul
Drifty: Llamas?
Hatkirby: for ALL MAH GURLS DOWN IN AUSTRALIA COUNTRY
Hatkirby: BBZ THIS ONE IS FOR YOU
Hatkirby: *starts singing a country song*
Drifty: While hugging
Drifty: while on the trapeze
Hatkirby: somewhat muffled by the hug
Hatkirby: and falling down the air
Hatkirby: aiiiiiiiiiiirplanes in the night sky
Hatkirby: like shooting stars
Drifty: "I wish airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars. I could really use a wish right now." - Abraham Lincoln
Hatkirby: lololol
Drifty: "Caught in your bad romance." - George Bush
Hatkirby: "If I said you were sexy would you take your pants off and dance around for me?" -John Quincy Adams
Drifty: "I am so sexy it hurts." - Shakespeare
Hatkirby: "I won $100 worth of Lucky Charms marshmallows." -Pope Benedict the Third
Drifty: "I voted for the Lady Queen Mistress of Four Island, and you should too." - Stalin
Hatkirby: "I just sneezed in the kitchen and from what I heard, the noise sounded incredibly girly. My mom, just walking in to the room, stood there for a second like she encountered an alien." -Dwane "The Rock" Johnson
Hatkirby: "I'm sexy and I know it" -Ramesses II
Drifty: "You're so hypnotising. Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel? Your touch is so magnetizing." - Theodore Roosevelt
Hatkirby: "If I kiss you where it's sore, will you feel better, better, better, will you feel anything at all?" -Arnold Schwarzenegger
Drifty: "Samson went back to bed. Not much hair left on his head! He ate a slice of wonderbread and went back to bed." - Jesus Christ
Hatkirby: "I love that lavender blonde. The way she moves, the way she walks, I touch myself, can't get enough." -Angelina Jolie
Drifty: "Jizz in my pants." - Rick Santorum
Hatkirby: "i herd u liek mudkipz" -Barack Obama
Drifty: "I choose you, Joe Biden!" - Barack Obama
Hatkirby: "I'm on a boat, y'all!" -John M. Whitall
Drifty: "You spin me, baby, right round right round like a record baby." - Julia Gillard to Kevin Rudd
Hatkirby: "Hear them whispering, French and German, Dutch, Italian and Latin. When no one's looking, I touch a sculpture. Marble, gold and soft as satin." -Winona Ryder
Hatkirby: "Bitch I created the centripetal force in yo bed." -Isaac Newton
Drifty: "When I got my abortion, I brought along my boyfriend..." - Joe Biden
Hatkirby: "When I got my abortion, I brought along my boyfriend…" -Rick Santorum
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<transkatie> Everyone I've told about the file is dead!
<Ambeco> tanskatie: don't tell me about the file. k?
<transkatie> Ambeco: http://db.tt/iHPGXyq
Ambeco quit (Ping timeout)
<transkatie> FEAR ME.
Bucket cowers
#674 Up +3/-0 Down
park3r2_: heretic is like if doom tried to be good
hatkirby: instead of just trying to be portable to everything?
park3r2_: yeah that's definitely what they were trying to do when they made the game
park3r2_: they said i want this to be playable on the screen at mcdonalds
hatkirby: Yeah just like how they made bad apple with the intention of making it portable everywhere
park3r2_: definitely
hatkirby: they've got that on the screen at mcdonalds too
hatkirby: there's just two screens and they've got doom on one and bad apple on the other
park3r2_: they're back to back, it's all they've got there
hatkirby: damn I haven't been to a mcdonalds in a long time, i didn't know they'd leveled up
hatkirby: so that's what they have instead of like the menu and ordering screen?
park3r2_: Yes
hatkirby: walk in like hi i'd like the number 2 and also marisa
park3r2_: get me the part where she throws the apple
hatkirby: hey is it alright if a drop a teacup in here?
hatkirby: can i bring my gun
park3r2_: Okay so my double barrel machine gun isn't okay, but what about my chainsaw?
hatkirby: the screen at mcdonalds's got everything
#692 Up +3/-0 Down
azhdrake: Do you know how hot the low setting of a heatplate is? Cause if it's around 20C that's safe
azhdrake: Wait no
azhdrake: Why would it be that low
azhdrake: My brain is tired
swbookworm: that's a warm plate not a hot plate
azhdrake: Yeah
swbookworm: actually no
swbookworm: that's a cold plate
azhdrake: That's a room temperature plate
toothpastecanyon: that's a plate!!
swbookworm: that's just a plate
azhdrake: That's just a
swbookworm: pfft
azhdrake: yep
toothpastecanyon: I got there first 🥰
azhdrake: You did!
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ihnn: I have no idea where to put this but I got an absolutely wild comment on a recent Touhou upload (hard clear with Marisa)
ihnn: > "I've never heard of you before but I knew right when I read the title of this video I knew it was going to be a trans person. Don't worry I don't hate trans people I'm politically trans and NB ace, aro, and poly. Polypoly technically but I don't like to say it to Out-Groupers because I don't want them judging my lifestyle."
ihnn: > "anyway I didn't come here to talk about transpeople I came here to ask advice on how one can get good at Touhou 7. ive never found a good guide never beat it on normal once."
ihnn: I just
ihnn: I don't even know where to begin with this
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exempt_medic: I hate fucking packing
scipiowright: You're not supposed to fuck it
hatkirby: Yeah you just put it in your pants and go about your day
exempt_medic: I just ran out of breath laughing at this
exempt_medic: I am gonna die
hatkirby: Then you're definitely using it wrong