Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond present "A Day Out In Minecraft":
<hatkirby> You can go first if you want <DriftyBeyond> Okay! <hatkirby> Er, where is the other cart? <hatkirby> I'll just make another one <DriftyBeyond> Wait, how do I move forward <hatkirby> Press the button on the wall <DriftyBeyond> WAHT IS HAPPENING <hatkirby> lolololol <hatkirby> Just relax and don't do anything until the cart stops moving <hatkirby> When You get to the end of the line, get out of the cart immediately because I don't want to fall on you <DriftyBeyond> There's a nother minecart here <hatkirby> That explains a lot <DriftyBeyond> Should I pack mine up? <hatkirby> Yep--put it int he chest <hatkirby> I'm nearly there! <hatkirby> what <DriftyBeyond> I warned you about minecarts <hatkirby> I warned you, bro <hatkirby> Okay, let's do stuff! <DriftyBeyond> It's icy! <hatkirby> WONDERFUL WINTRY DAY <DriftyBeyond> So, uh <DriftyBeyond> where;s everything <hatkirby> There are plenty of pigs over here <hatkirby> Maybe get off the snowy part and onto the green part <DriftyBeyond> So I thnk I'm lost <hatkirby> I'll find you! <DriftyBeyond> There are a lot of dungeons around here <hatkirby> There are! <hatkirby> We should go mining at some point <hatkirby> ah getting dark <DriftyBeyond> tomorrow? <hatkirby> surewhynot <DriftyBeyond> uho h, I'm lost <hatkirby> Look for the tall snowy thing! <hatkirby> Are you in a snowy place or green place? <DriftyBeyond> It's alternately snowy and grren! <DriftyBeyond> Also, there's an ice lake <hatkirby> Gah, I don't see your name! <DriftyBeyond> So, uh, am I screwed? <hatkirby> We may both be <hatkirby> Follow the compass, your only hope! <DriftyBeyond> I don't have mine! <hatkirby> okay i'm stil looking for you <hatkirby> which direction did you go int? <DriftyBeyond> I'm at an ice lake! <DriftyBeyond> a really big one <hatkirby> DARN IT I DIED <DriftyBeyond> uh oh <hatkirby> I'm coming back! <DriftyBeyond> I am staying on this ice lake <DriftyBeyond> Lesson - never split up gang <DriftyBeyond> :P <hatkirby> :P <hatkirby> RIGHT <DriftyBeyond> whee ice skating <hatkirby> I"m on the train <DriftyBeyond> Monsters don't spawn on ice, rught <hatkirby> Uh, I dunno <hatkirby> I'll check <DriftyBeyond> Don't worry <hatkirby> Wiki doesn't say anything about it <hatkirby> I hope my stuff is still there when I return <hatkirby> This Regina Spektor song is too upbeat for the circumstances! <DriftyBeyond> :P <hatkirby> Okay, I'm here! <hatkirby> THE NIGHT IS FOR RUNNING <hatkirby> YES SUNRISE <DriftyBeyond> So I have painted this lovely painting <hatkirby> YOU CANT USE SHEEP SHEARERS TO KILL ZOMBIES <DriftyBeyond> It will stay here to act as a memorial <hatkirby> So, Imma find you <DriftyBeyond> Remember, ice lake <hatkirby> Yep <hatkirby> Found a giant ice lake <hatkirby> I see you! <hatkirby> :D <DriftyBeyond> :D <hatkirby> hi what's up <hatkirby> :P <DriftyBeyond> Look at my masterpiece! <hatkirby> That looks like a middle finger to me <hatkirby> like a "EFF YOU MONSTERS" :P <DriftyBeyond> A middle finger to creppers <DriftyBeyond> :P <hatkirby> So, yay, I think I got all my stuff back <DriftyBeyond> So did you find your stuff? <hatkirby> Ready to go home? :P <DriftyBeyond> Yay! <DriftyBeyond> Yup :P
And thus Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond learned that night time in Minecraft is freaking messed up.
#463Up+30/-27DownSeptember 17 2011 at 12:00:48 am EDT
Starla Insigna: I'm considering staying with iOS 5 Drifty: wooooooooah Drifty: And give up Scrobbl for a bit!?!?! Drifty: :P Starla Insigna: I'm still scrobbling, but I have to use a separate app instead of Music.app Starla Insigna: which is annoying but by god nothing will keep me from scrobbling Drifty: Nothing at all, not even God? Starla Insigna: God wouldn't try Starla Insigna: He would be all "STOP USING LAST.FM" and I'd be all "I'M MAKING OUT WITH DUDES AT THE MOMENT" and he would be all "DANG THAT'S GUTSY" and forget what he was talking about to begin with Starla Insigna: yeahhh Starla Insigna: wow I'm weird Starla Insigna: OOH and then Samson would show up Drifty: Sleep and dream of Cute Guys! (tm) Drifty: and he'd start eating wonderbead AMMIRITE Starla Insigna: Cute Guy™ Drifty: I mean wonderbread Starla Insigna: lolwhat Drifty: Wonderbead would be hard Drifty: "Samson, stop eating jewellery!" Starla Insigna: We would TOTALLY walk to Yogurt & Such for a midday snack and he's get wonder bread flavored frozen yoghurt which sounds insanely disgusting buy in practice tastes rather like bread pudding, an Irish delicacy when you don't ruin it by adding the rasins Starla Insigna: silly Irish and their obsession with raisins which I didn't inherit for some reason Starla Insigna: *but Drifty: lolol Drifty: You were inherited from the Irish? Drifty: Where are the potatoes? /stereotyping Starla Insigna: I'm three fourths Irish baby! Drifty: I mean descended Drifty: :P Starla Insigna: God I love potatoes Drifty: I'm... Drifty: ASIAN Starla Insigna: Mmmm Drifty: :O Starla Insigna: OH MY GOD AMELIA NO WAY Starla Insigna: GOTTA TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS Drifty: TELL ME Starla Insigna: AMELIA… YOU'RE ASIAN! Drifty: OMG did you hear Starla Insigna: I heard it on the street Drifty: Which street Starla Insigna: for some reason my ear was pressed up against the street which may have involved some kind of bullying episode Starla Insigna: I messed up that guy's FACE Starla Insigna: after he messed up my router Drifty: olololol Drifty: There was a lot of messing up involved Starla Insigna: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY OVARIES Starla Insigna: BY GOD I TYPED ROUTER Starla Insigna: WTF OSX Starla Insigna: WHAT. THE. EFF. Starla Insigna: Yeah, just turning off autocorrect now Drifty: router is not router? Starla Insigna: Router is certainly not ovaries Drifty: oh god lol Drifty: loling now Starla Insigna: I mean I saw that happen before I pressed enter but it was way too funny to fix Drifty: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY OVARIES
#466Up+23/-20DownSeptember 17 2011 at 12:12:21 pm EDT
Starla Insigna: Happy timezone birthday! Drifty: On Gmail! Drifty: Yay! Drifty: Thanks! Drifty: Lol, I got a notification from Livejournal that my birthday is coming out Drifty: I mean coming up Drifty: I am not inquiring the sexuality of my birthday Starla Insigna: DRIFTY'S BIRTHDAY—IN CINEMAS AUGUST 22ND Drifty: lolololol Starla Insigna: lol we came up with different meanings for coming out Starla Insigna: wow I am surprised at myself—I am usually the fastest to grab at a coming out joke Drifty: Disappointing! Starla Insigna: Quite drab!
#477Up+31/-28DownFebruary 29 2012 at 12:27:40 pm EST
Drifty: Can I internet hug you Hatkirby: Sure Hatkirby: Hugs are good Hatkirby: Hugs are great Hatkirby: for the SOUL Hatkirby: for the LLAMAS Drifty: Chicken soup for the soul Drifty: Llamas? Hatkirby: for ALL MAH GURLS DOWN IN AUSTRALIA COUNTRY Hatkirby: BBZ THIS ONE IS FOR YOU Hatkirby: *starts singing a country song* Drifty: While hugging Drifty: while on the trapeze Hatkirby: somewhat muffled by the hug Hatkirby: and falling down the air Hatkirby: aiiiiiiiiiiirplanes in the night sky Hatkirby: like shooting stars Drifty: "I wish airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars. I could really use a wish right now." - Abraham Lincoln Hatkirby: lololol Drifty: "Caught in your bad romance." - George Bush Hatkirby: "If I said you were sexy would you take your pants off and dance around for me?" -John Quincy Adams Drifty: "I am so sexy it hurts." - Shakespeare Hatkirby: "I won $100 worth of Lucky Charms marshmallows." -Pope Benedict the Third Drifty: "I voted for the Lady Queen Mistress of Four Island, and you should too." - Stalin Hatkirby: "I just sneezed in the kitchen and from what I heard, the noise sounded incredibly girly. My mom, just walking in to the room, stood there for a second like she encountered an alien." -Dwane "The Rock" Johnson Hatkirby: "I'm sexy and I know it" -Ramesses II Drifty: "You're so hypnotising. Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel? Your touch is so magnetizing." - Theodore Roosevelt Hatkirby: "If I kiss you where it's sore, will you feel better, better, better, will you feel anything at all?" -Arnold Schwarzenegger Drifty: "Samson went back to bed. Not much hair left on his head! He ate a slice of wonderbread and went back to bed." - Jesus Christ Hatkirby: "I love that lavender blonde. The way she moves, the way she walks, I touch myself, can't get enough." -Angelina Jolie Drifty: "Jizz in my pants." - Rick Santorum Hatkirby: "i herd u liek mudkipz" -Barack Obama Drifty: "I choose you, Joe Biden!" - Barack Obama Hatkirby: "I'm on a boat, y'all!" -John M. Whitall Drifty: "You spin me, baby, right round right round like a record baby." - Julia Gillard to Kevin Rudd Hatkirby: "Hear them whispering, French and German, Dutch, Italian and Latin. When no one's looking, I touch a sculpture. Marble, gold and soft as satin." -Winona Ryder Hatkirby: "Bitch I created the centripetal force in yo bed." -Isaac Newton Drifty: "When I got my abortion, I brought along my boyfriend..." - Joe Biden Hatkirby: "When I got my abortion, I brought along my boyfriend…" -Rick Santorum
<transkatie> Everyone I've told about the file is dead! <Ambeco> tanskatie: don't tell me about the file. k? <transkatie> Ambeco: http://db.tt/iHPGXyq Ambeco quit (Ping timeout) <transkatie> FEAR ME. Bucket cowers
ihnn: I have no idea where to put this but I got an absolutely wild comment on a recent Touhou upload (hard clear with Marisa) ihnn: > "I've never heard of you before but I knew right when I read the title of this video I knew it was going to be a trans person. Don't worry I don't hate trans people I'm politically trans and NB ace, aro, and poly. Polypoly technically but I don't like to say it to Out-Groupers because I don't want them judging my lifestyle." ihnn: > "anyway I didn't come here to talk about transpeople I came here to ask advice on how one can get good at Touhou 7. ive never found a good guide never beat it on normal once." ihnn: I just ihnn: I don't even know where to begin with this
(08:14:10 AM) Hatkirby: :O (08:14:13 AM) Hatkirby: THERE ARE NEW UPDATES (08:14:14 AM) Hatkirby: HORRAY (08:14:21 AM) ***Hatkirby DOWNLOADS PACKAGESSSS (08:14:28 AM) Hatkirby: I LOVE YOU LIBC6 (08:14:35 AM) Hatkirby: LET'S GET A ROOM (08:15:01 AM) Smiley: um im gonna walk away now (08:15:12 AM) Hatkirby: Speaking through my laywer: I REJECT ALL PREVIOUS STATEMENTS