#474Up+28/-26DownOctober 31 2011 at 01:43:15 am EDT
Старла Эппрет: The Quotes DB is being overrun by lesbionic quotes Drifty: Four Island is being lesbianized Drifty: quick, get the porn Старла Эппрет: Quotes DB also ships Drifty with Porn Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Старла Эппрет: Drifty And Porn Have Awful Honeymoon Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Again Старла Эппрет: Starla Stops Talking Drifty: Porn breaks up with Drifty Drifty: after Kissing a Girl Старла Эппрет: Drifty Cries And Watches Porn Старла Эппрет: watches it get dumped, that it Drifty: And that may sound like I'm not a girl Старла Эппрет: *that is Drifty: but I am Drifty: I'm also a conglomerate Старла Эппрет: Kissing ANother Girl Старла Эппрет: CONGLOMERATE is a Sedimentary Girl Drifty: I mean Старла Эппрет: Rock Старла Эппрет: Or Girl Старла Эппрет: Both Drifty: What Старла Эппрет: RockGirl Drifty: Where Drifty: Why Drifty: How Старла Эппрет: Also Who Drifty: Who are you? Drifty: What is this place? Старла Эппрет: Is this real life? Старла Эппрет: Or is it just fantasy? Drifty: Is this just fantasy? Старла Эппрет: Will, I TOLD YOU Старла Эппрет: ROCKGIRL IS OFF LIMITS Старла Эппрет: then Porn Cries and Makes A Film About It Drifty: Maybe I should take Porn to the Prom to make him/her/it/they/conglomerate better Старла Эппрет: ConglomeratePorn is for FetishDrifty Старла Эппрет: but PromDrifty goes with ItPorn Старла Эппрет: ItPorn really knows the clubs Старла Эппрет: but that's not important because they go to The Prom Старла Эппрет: This proves fairly well that Four Islanders have no idea what porn is
mr_park3r2: heretic is like if doom tried to be good hatkirby: instead of just trying to be portable to everything? mr_park3r2: yeah that's definitely what they were trying to do when they made the game mr_park3r2: they said i want this to be playable on the screen at mcdonalds hatkirby: Yeah just like how they made bad apple with the intention of making it portable everywhere mr_park3r2: definitely hatkirby: they've got that on the screen at mcdonalds too hatkirby: there's just two screens and they've got doom on one and bad apple on the other mr_park3r2: they're back to back, it's all they've got there hatkirby: damn I haven't been to a mcdonalds in a long time, i didn't know they'd leveled up hatkirby: so that's what they have instead of like the menu and ordering screen? mr_park3r2: Yes hatkirby: walk in like hi i'd like the number 2 and also marisa mr_park3r2: get me the part where she throws the apple hatkirby: hey is it alright if a drop a teacup in here? hatkirby: can i bring my gun mr_park3r2: Okay so my double barrel machine gun isn't okay, but what about my chainsaw? hatkirby: the screen at mcdonalds's got everything
azhdrake: Do you know how hot the low setting of a heatplate is? Cause if it's around 20C that's safe azhdrake: Wait no azhdrake: Why would it be that low azhdrake: My brain is tired swbookworm: that's a warm plate not a hot plate azhdrake: Yeah swbookworm: actually no swbookworm: that's a cold plate azhdrake: That's a room temperature plate toothpastecanyon: that's a plate!! swbookworm: that's just a plate azhdrake: That's just a swbookworm: pfft azhdrake: yep toothpastecanyon: I got there first 🥰 azhdrake: You did!
hatkirby: okay it turns out this is a wild issue with godot. i am jumping through hoops trying to get it to give me a separate copy of this script and not the same one hatkirby: the problem relates to how I'm compiling everything down into one file for distribution hatkirby: i am being fancy with stuff and it's kicking me in the kicking place mrpokemon11: would you say it's kicking you in the Low White: Kicking Place (3) or the Low White: Kicking Place (5) hatkirby: let's go with both just to be safe exempt_medic: "to be safe", he said, minimizing the safety of the procedure hatkirby: XD alunardragon: 'the kicking place' feels like a rather shakespearean way of saying that lmao hatkirby: what can I say? I'm a poet
Hatkirby: Gosh, it's so cold, I could eat a brick.
#428Up+19/-17DownAugust 27 2010 at 06:21:19 pm EDT
Ticket Salesperson: Great, have a nice time. * we walk away * Brother: She was tall! Mother: You think maybe she was on something? Hatkirby: What, like drugs? Everyone else: lolwhut
* Drifty is getting slightly hyper Girl Without Slipper: TIMTAM! FEED HER THE HYPER POTION! FDS; sdfS: 25 cent fuuuuun! * Drifty has a headache, brb * Tamasys feeds Drifty the HYPER POTION Girl Without Slipper: Where a kid can be a I HATE THIS COMMERCIAN! Girl Without Slipper: I meant COMERCAIN Girl Without Slipper: I meant YOHF * Drifty goes boing Girl Without Slipper: YOHF! Girl Without Slipper: YOHF, where is your father? YOHF: He's in my mattress, miss! Drifty: Uh huh Drifty: Lol, Hyper Potion * Drifty has high HP nao Girl Without Slipper: YAY HP Girl Without Slipper: YOHF, take it away! YOHF: THIS IS REAL THIS IS ME IM EXACTLY WHER E IM SUPPOSED TO BE NAO YAY LSAKA
(10:49:50 PM) Hatkirby: Finding the songs is the hardest part, though :( (10:50:37 PM) DriftyBeyond: With enough persuasion, you can relate "SONG OF DOOM" to "Winnie the Pooh" (10:50:45 PM) Hatkirby: Orly? (10:50:54 PM) DriftyBeyond: It is the sacred art of Bullsh**ing (10:50:59 PM) Fourie: Okay, DriftyBeyond. (10:51:01 PM) Fourie: IMMA KILL YOUR CHILDREN (10:51:03 PM) Fourie: YA RLY YA BOB (10:51:06 PM) DriftyBeyond: Waffling about thingd (10:51:10 PM) Hatkirby: Loffle! (10:51:10 PM) Fourie: LOLZORSUPAFROOB (10:51:10 PM) DriftyBeyond: ... interesting, Fourie (10:51:23 PM) Hatkirby: Wow, three posts in one second! (10:51:29 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie is amazing! (10:51:35 PM) Hatkirby: Yes, I love :)