gasmasque: Here at Tau we’re discovering new ways to be homosexual, here’s our lead researcher Star now gasmasque: Star, say something about our research for the people back at home hatkirby: Thank you Gas! Yes, audience, I've been really trying to push the homosexual envelope here. I've been doing things such as 1) thinking about dick 2) thinking about balls 3) thinking about BOTH at the same time 4) thinking about TOUCHING them even hatkirby: Let me tell you I've been getting some great results gasmasque: Now I know thinking about TOUCHING them sounds dangerous folks, but Star here is a professional gay boy gasmasque: He knows his penises
Hatkirby: So, I was at this dinner party Hatkirby: IT WAS REALLY WEIRD! tamasys: you mean his description of actuall location tamasys: i will Hatkirby: Yes tamasys: wot was? Hatkirby: Wait, I'm telling a story Hatkirby: I will enumerate the weird things that happened. tamasys: go on Hatkirby: So someone turned up with red shoes tamasys: tamasys: ... Hatkirby: I told him to click his heels and say "There's no place like home" Hatkirby: Wait a second Hatkirby: My brother is being an idiot tamasys: lolz Hatkirby: GO AWAY DOUGLAS YOU IDIOT Hatkirby: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: It's not working! Hatkirby: NVM! tamasys: brb soz Hatkirby: So my other brother was telling a story about a story his friend was telling Hatkirby: I'll quote him Hatkirby: Mario333: So he starts telling the story Hatkirby: Mario333: Badly Hatkirby: Mario333: And half way through Hatkirby: Mario333: He says Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: Oh, wait, can I start over? Hatkirby: Mario333: So he starts over. Hatkirby: Oh BTW, they were at camp when this story takes place Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: So there were these people at camp Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: And.... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They.... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: HAD A BABY Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: At 12:00 the phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: It said Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am in cabin 1" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: ..... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "You are not there" Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: And it goes on like that Hatkirby: Mario333: Until cabin 21 Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red Eye baby: Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am at your door" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They heard the door open Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: A small figure raced around Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: Phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am in your toilet" Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They hear the toilet flush Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs harder* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The baby comes in the room Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The phone rings Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am behind you" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The wife turns around Hatkirby: Yes, he did say wife! Hatkirby: Hatkirby: WOE are married people doing on camp Hatkirby: Hatkirby: At 11 years old????! Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: And the baby says Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Boo" Hatkirby: Mario333: Story's over. Hatkirby: *cracks up laughing*
Starla: it's too quiet Bluemonkey: BANG Gryphic: BOOM! Starla: .... Starla: funny Timbo94: ... Bluemonkey: <splack> Bluemonkey: hm i wonder what the most disturbing sound effect is.. Starla: *sound of mushrooms growing* Gryphic: Splong! "I just lost my thong!" Starla: When you say thong Starla: I hope you are talking about the sandal Bluemonkey: I WIN!!! Gryphic: I am Gryphic: What esle would I be talking about? Starla: Um.... Starla: A thong can also be lady's underwear Starla: So.... Starla: If you lost your thong.....
Pyro: i is bored now Pyro: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHEESE CAKE Pyro: MYYYY MONEY Pyro: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Tamasys: who's? Pyro: MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tamasys: Pyro: except when Timbo94 stares in a creppy way then its his\ Tamasys: lol Pyro: cause if you are its "TIMTAM'S MONEY" Tamasys: maybe... Pyro: if not its MYYYYYY MONEY Tamasys: > Tamasys: damn... Tamasys: >=D * Tamasys looks creepy Tamasys: MYYYYYYYYY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pyro: sorry sorry sorry YOUR MONEY YOUR MONEY THE MONEY BELONGS TO TIMTAM Pyro: THE MONEY DOESN'T BELONG TO PYRO PYRO IS SORRY Tamasys: >=D Tamasys: lol *Pyro: kneels at Timtam's feet and begs for forgiveness Tamasys: you are forgiven Tamasys: *Pyro: is happy Pyro: *goes to celebrate being forgiven*